More Cops Means Less Service?

Dallas two-step: Buzz has been a crime victim four times in Dallas: one car break-in, two break-ins of a shed and one home burglary that cleaned us out. The number of times Dallas police have been at our house? Zero. Now, Buzz is a realist, so we understand that the…

Just Say, ‘No, Thank You | Same old Song And Dance | Jungle Seizure

“Just Say No, Thank You,” By Kimberly Thorpe, June 25 Cigar Just a Cigar I enjoyed your [story]—until I got to the last sentence. It was certainly a dramatically constructed symbolism suitable for provocative fiction. But it is precisely this type of cynicism that communicates to our youth today, “Why…

Stay Creative Classy, Dallas?

Just by looking at this Web site, U.S. News & World Report’s Liz Wolgemuth figured out that Dallas ranks as one of the “10 Best Cities to Look For Creative Jobs.” Such as …?According to the Wanted data, it would be a good idea for chefs, writers and authors, singers…

KXAS Is Streaming Brett Johnson’s Funeral

Greg Janda at KXAS-Channel 5 sends word that the NBC affiliate’s Web site is carrying live Brett Johnson’s funeral in its entirety; you can watch it here. Services for the 48-year-old Fort Worth native — who died suddenly Sunday of pancreatitis after being admitted to the hospital one week ago…

Tony Romo Attempts to Sell the Comedy

Tony Romo: Product Spokesman from Tony RomoVia Just Jared, we find this brand-new Funny or Die exclusive: Tony Romo as a pitchman for “over 50,000 products,” among ’em yarmulkes, gas that tastes like chocolate and something called a “ball-pen hammer,” sigh. In short: The Dallas Cowboys quarterback is no Peyton…

Grand Prairie Has the AirHogs. But Dallas Has the “Water Hogs.”

Don’t know what’s more interesting: This morning’s Wall Street Journal story that ties together Dallas’s efforts to take a long drink from the Neches River and Oklahoma’s water supply, or the comments attached to the story. Let’s start with the story, in which outgoing assistant city manager Ramón Míguez acknowledges…

If Tony Romo’s Vince, Who’s Turtle?

In this photo, I mean, apparently taken last night near the Key Club on Sunset Boulevard, scene of the Dallas Cowboys quarterback’s Metal Skool performances with Mr. Belding and Jessica Simpson, awwww…