The Germans Declare Victory is Theirs

Victory smells: It is wrong to kick a man when he’s down or rub salt in another’s wounds. Very un-Christian. But what the heck? It’s fun, and Buzz has never been baptized. So we can’t help but resurrect (heh) this quote from Ross Perot Jr., given to USA Today back…

“BUSHWHACKED”

“Bushwhacked,” by Matt Pulle, July 2 Goliath 1, David 0 As the son of Pat Davenport and brother of Leslie, I am thrilled to see this article published. Of course, I am extremely doubtful that anyone at SMU will ever admit to their devilish doings regarding the University Gardens land…

Oak Lawn, In Rainbow

The thunderstorm that just passed over Unfair Park HQ left behind what’ll be known as the most-photographed rainbow in office history. No doubt a co-worker with a camera better than mine (first-gen iPhone, so sad) captured a more spectacular photo than this stitched-together panoramic taken from the publisher’s office. Till…

The First Time Paul McCartney Played Dallas

Pete’s got the details concerning Paul McCartney’s just-announced August 19 performance at Jerry Jones’s EnormoDome in Arlington, I think it is? But, really, if you know anything about me, you had to know this was coming: the Beatles’ interview with WFAA’s Bert Shipp during the band’s September ’64 visit to…

A Transaction Sure to Inject Optimism Into Your Mavericks Thinking

Take the White Out to yesterday’s speculative depth chart and dust off Laura Miller’s old parade plans, your Dallas Mavericks just signed … drum roll … Quintin Ross! Starred at Kimball High School. Starred at SMU. Starred at Bounced around the NBA. I’ll let the Mavs trumpet his arrival: Ross…

Why Not a Theme Park on the Hilltop?

Speaking of the Bush library at SMU and all the stuff they gotta stick in it some day, a Friend of Unfair Park sends along this link to the George W. Bush Presidential Librarium, created by the guys responsible for Goodnight Bush for whom “themed attractions provide more entertainment than…

George W. Bush Sure Has a Lot of Stuff

Two days after The New York Times singled out Saddam Hussein’s unloaded spider-hole pistol (band name alert) among the possible trophies to be displayed in George W. Bush’s SMU library, and a week after Pulle’s piece on the joint, comes this Associated Press report about the contents of the Lewisville…

Rangers Win Game, Lose Potential Owner?

Talked yesterday afternoon to David McDavid , he of the best odds to buy the Texas Rangers from Tom Hicks. Nothing definitive, but the auto tycoon has cooled slightly on the idea of owning our baseball team to the point where he said he is – for now – “leaning against…

From the Hilltop, a Film About the Holocaust

Last December, Rick Halperin, director of SMU’s Human Rights Education Program, took nine students from the university to a frigid Poland, where they visited Auschwitz, Birkenau, Stutthof and Treblinka, among several other Nazi concentration camps. (Halperin has led such sojourns for the last 13 years.) One of his students wrote…

Your 2009-10 Dallas Mavericks?!

I’s aren’t dotted. T’s aren’t crossed. Some negotiations aren’t finished. Others haven’t even started. But let’s assume smooth sailing and peer into the crystal basketball. With the Dallas Mavericks eyeing Shawn Marion, this could be their opening-night roster: Point Guard: Jason Kidd/ J.J. Barea Shooting Guard: Josh Howard/ Jason Terry/Antoine…