At SMU, An “Emergency on Campus”

A Friend of Unfair Park sends this, via SMU’s Twitter account:Alert: SMU Main Campus Only: There is an emergency on campus. Please shelter in the nearest building now. Do not go outside. Will update.Just checked The News site, where it notes only that “a student says a professor has told…

Parkland, Even More “Overwhelmed”

Out this week is a report that notes the following: Patients spent “an average of four hours and three minutes” waiting in the emergency room in 2008, a slight decrease from the ’07 average but an enormous jump from the ’02 numbers. (In Texas, the average wait is 258 minutes,…

Mavs Trade Down, Try Not to Fall Asleep

Like the Dallas Cowboys did a couple months ago, the Dallas Mavericks have made the decision to fortify their roster via quantity, not quality. But in an NBA Draft that features Blake Griffin, Hasheem Thabeet, James Harden and a bunch of extras, that might not be such a bad idea. Unwilling…

Is This Brian Potashnik’s White Flag?

A motion was filed in federal court today in the Dallas City Hall public corruption case in which developer Brian Potashnik’s high-priced, high-profile attorneys tell the feds that their client’s all good and really doesn’t need to see their evidence, but thanks. Brian and Cheryl Potashnik, of course, weren’t in…

Lights Out!

Over on The Ticket, Mike Rhyner (aka “Baseball Jesus”, the cockiest nickname in the history of sports, by the way) is quick to identify the “catastrophic moment.” The play/incident/injury/whatever that signals the beginning of the end each Texas Rangers’ season. Over the past 37 years it’s usually been multiple choice…

Dallas, So Much Like Pittsburgh

We’re awaiting our very copy of John F. Wasik’s new book Cul-de-Sac Syndrome: Turning Around the Unsustainable American Dream, due to arrive shortly, in which he documents how the housing boom went bust and how walkable cities died a slow death, surprise surprise. And while Dallas and the surrounding suburbs…

City Council Kicks Booting Ordinance to August

A conference broke out during this morning’s city council meeting shortly after Mayor Tom Leppert announced that Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Pauline Medrano and council member Angela Hunt pulled Addendum Item No. 15 regarding the booting ordinance for discussion. Leppert, Medrano and Hunt were joined Chris Heinbaugh and Paula Blackmon…

All My Excess Lives in Texas

So I’m watching the Channel 8 news Monday night at 6:29 and after a sparkling fill-in sportscast by Ted Madden he alerts viewers that: ” … in the game, Texas already trails, 1-0.” To which anchor Gloria Campos valiantly responds, “Aw, but they’ll come back.” Adds John McCaa, “Let’s hope…

Go With God, Joe Christ

The watch-listed Danny Hurley sends the sad news: Joe Christ — filmmaker, musician, provocateur, parent and all-’round hell-raiser — died on Father’s Day. According to the Facebook memorial page to which the faithful have been posting fond memories and farewells, he passed away in his sleep — heart attack, three…

The Top 10 Best Things About Summer

In case today’s triple-digit heat hadn’t reminded you yet, summer officially began this week. Y-a-w-n. No football. No basketball. No hockey. No frost bite. No worries. With plenty of time to kill, thought I spend today pondering my favorite heat-beatin’ time-killers. Otherwise known as The Top 10 Best Things About…