At The News Today, “D Day”

This morning, A.H. Belo Corporation announced that layoffs at The Dallas Morning News will begin promptly, with “the majority of the actions [taking place] today and tomorrow.” By the time the company’s done with its so-called “cost-cutting measures,” it will have eliminated 14 percent of its total workforce, as A.H…

Play Baaaaaaalllllllllll!

No time to dilly-daddle this morning, as I’m headed out to Arlington for Texas Rangers’ Opening Day. Gotta get there in time to beat some traffic, smell the fresh-cut grass and, of course, see former Prez George W. Bush throw out the first pitch. I know it’ll never happen, but wouldn’t…

I Tawt I Saw Jesus Christ. I Did. I Did.

It’s nice when you can end a long week on just the right note. Thankfully, we have this one: In San Diego, an artist named Glen Tarnowski’s raising a ruckus with a painting titled The Gathering, which, as you can see, is a Looney Tuned-up version of Leonardo da Vinci’s…

Sexy Time With Bruno

At last, you can finally see for yourself at least a little bit of the bit Sacha Baron Cohen shot in Carrollton last summer, as the so awfully NSFW red-band Bruno trailer’s now making the rounds. As mentioned a couple of weeks ago, the local stuff comes from the phony…

Judge Foster’s Appealing, in a Legal Sense

Just last week, Judge Ken Tapscott of County Court No. 4 ruled that Dallas County John Wiley Price had every legal right to take Dallas County Judge Jim Foster’s deposition so Price could determine whether he had a lawsuit for defamation on his hands. You know the whole story, right?…

Video of the Week: Final Four Edition

Where were you for Magic vs. Bird 30 years ago? Some of you were just twinkles. Some of us were already hip-deep in bracketology. None of us, however, envisioned Dick Enberg’s career outlasting Magic Johnson, Larry Bird, Al McGuire and Billy Packer…

The Von Erichs Final Resting Place: A Wrestling Hall of Fame?

After all, this is The Sportatorium. Right? I grew up watching Saturday Night Wrestling on Channel 11. While the adults played Canasta the kids were banished to the TV room, where we couldn’t wait for Bill Mercer on the black-and-white Zenith. I remember Blackjack Mulligan and Frtiz Von Erich and…

In Fair Park, Still One Shell of a Venue

The National Register of Historic Places just started posting its photographic archives on Flickr — and, thus far, the sole spot in the Texas set is Fair Park, photos of which went up just this morning. And, again I ask: Why are we wasting the best concert venue in town?…

Corporal Punishment at Dallas Lickin’ High School

I’m 44. But I’m about to sound 84. It was a better world when paddling was a part of school. A safer world when “licks” between a teacher and student were punishment rather than perverted pleasure. Hear me out: I’m not condoning the 21 “licks” allegedly applied to the backside…

The Needle and the Damage Drunk

On Monday the Texas Senate passed two bills related to drunken driving. The first would mandate statewide sobriety checkpoints; the second would allow police officers to draw blood from DWI suspects. The other sexually oriented newspaper in town focused on the sobriety checkpoints and mentioned that the blood draws would…

Meat and Greet Ed Bailey’s New Eateries

GlobeSt.com has local restaurateur Ed Bailey’s latest set of plans for Dallas-Fort Worth dining domination, and they include four more Bailey’s Prime Plus steak houses (including one in that Park Lane development) and three more Patrizio locations … before the end of 2009, no foolin’. And there could even be…