When Black Friday Comes, I’ll Collect Everything I’m Owed

For a brief moment, we considered getting up early to check out the Black Friday scene — and Steely Dan’s as far as we got. (And, for those in actual need of actual information, this compendium of online sales, sales, sales!) But former Observer-er Ann Zimmerman, now at The Wall…

The Real Fraud|Same Old

“Ye of Little Faith,” by Margaret Downing, November 13 The Real Fraud I read with great interest your article on Texas Mutual Insurance and Ms. Nichols’ comments that the “system” doesn’t need legal or judicial advice. As a practicing physician who has participated in the workers’ compensation system both as…

Shocked—Shocked—To Find Discrimination in Flower Mound

There goes the neighborhood: When Inclusive Communities Project Inc.’s lawsuit against the town of Flower Mound crossed Buzz’s desk last week, we had one of those “gambling in Casablanca” moments. ICP, a nonprofit that helps poor families use federal public housing vouchers to rent homes in non-minority neighborhoods, is accusing…

“Turkeys Vote.”

As I mentioned earlier, Ed Bark has retreived from the Wayback Machine this Thanksgiving must-see, which comes courtesy some YouTuber named “turkeybowler,” who rolled this strike back in June. As we’re trying to hustle out most of next week’s issue in advance of some holiday tomorrow, seems only fitting that,…

Brad News: Hawkins Leaving WFAA

Uncle Barky breaks the bad news: The great Brad Hawkins, long a favorite of ours, is leaving WFAA-Channel 8 on Christmas Eve. Why come? He’s taking a public relations gig at Southwest Airlines. Really? Really: “I’m at a crossroads in terms of opening myself to new challenges and new skills,”…

Anyone Else Remember That Blockbuster-Enron On-Demand Box?

Kristen Hayes at the Houston Chronicle writes today that there’s something eerily familiar about Dallas-based Blockbuster’s, um, blockbuster (?) announcement yesterday concerning its new $100 box that allows for on-demand rentals. Has to do with a turn-of-the-millennium deal between Blockbuster and Enron — yes, that Enron — which held hands…

The Top 10 Most Memorable Cowboys’ Thanksgiving Games

   I could get my premature Scrooge on and predict that Pacman Jones showing up at last night’s Mavericks-Pacers game is a precursor to him – surprise! – eschewing voluntary house arrest to ultimately find more trouble.   But I won’t do that. Not today. On Thanksgiving eve let’s just be…

Just Because, Texas Watchdog Sifts Though AG’s Open Records Opinions

Just to see what’s open and what ain’t these days, Texas Watchdog’s Jennifer Peebles sifted through a stack of November 12 rulings handed down by Texas Attorney General Greg Abbott’s office concerning open records requests. Today, she posts the results.About half of the opinions concern requests generated from the Dallas-Fort…

Jonas Brothers Predict Dallas Cowboys Thanksgiving Day Victory!

Gather the kiddies ’round the warm glow of the computer monitor: The Jonas Brothers were on CNN this morning! And they were sitting on the field at Texas Stadium, where, tomorrow, they’ll perform during halftime of Cowboys-Seahawks to kick off the Salvation Army’s Red Kettle Christmas charity campaign. Incidentally, this…

Terrell Owens Not Good Enough to Duplicate Feat. No Way. No How.

   My son hates green beans.   Faced with a plate of them, he’ll eat a couple, suck on a couple more, tear two or three apart and, ultimately, smash/push his veggies into a pile and pronounce: “Done!”   Unless, of course, I consult the Parenting 101 guide and resort to reverse…

Never Thought I’d See a Day Without a Western Warehouse or Boot Town

One week into November, Dallas- and Wyoming-based BTWW Retail, L.P. — owner of, among other cowboy-wear outlets, Western Warehouse and Boot Town — filed for bankruptcy protection in the Dallas federal courthouse. Two weeks later, BTWW has decided to shut ‘er down entirely: Beginning tomorrow, everything must go, as Western…

The Mighty Mercantile

Courtesy the mighty fine folks who contribute to the conversation on the Dallas Fort Worth Urban Forum comes this montage of Merc photos, some by familiar Friends. Also a bonus for fans of Daft Punk. –Robert WilonskyDallas | The Mercantile (Slideshow) from Dallas Fort Worth Urban Forum on Vimeo…

Three Dots and a Cloud of Dust …

   *If you’ve noticed some quirky fonts or crooked pictures this week it’s because Sportatorium is taking a fancy schmancy new software program for a test drive. Cool thing for you customers is that if you see a pic you’d like to see even bigger – like, I dunno, maybe…

That Bottle Rocket DVD’s Everything We Could Have Hoped For

View image Danny Fine, left, and Bob Musgrave in an outtake from Bottle Rocket Spent the better part of last night watching every single second and scrap on the Criterion Collection Wes Anderson-approved Bottle Rocket two-fer, available today (ya think?), and there are copious revelations contained therein. Such as: The…