Pardon You, But President Bush Is One Economic Meltdown Behind

This morning, Harper’s tallies up the lists of President Bush’s pardons past and present and comes up with the following conclusion: “Texas S&L Swindlers Need Apply.” Seems almost retro in retrospect — nostalgic, even, like new-wave hits of the ’80s, as the magazine even brings up the 2004 pardon of…

Mmmm, 7-Eleven Now Has Its Very Own Brand of Beef Jerky

From the sound of this morning’s announcement, Dallas-based 7-Eleven has decided that sooner or later, everything in the joint will be branded with the brand name. Three months ago, word was the convenience store chain was expanding into the Jamaican beef patties business — which was fine with a handful…

NFL Quarterback Rankings: Week 13

Donovan McNabb benched? Matt Cassel with back-to-back 400-yard games? Just when you think the quarterback world has gone crazier than George Clooney, Tony Romo finally returns to being, well, Tony Romo.   Moving around in the pocket to produce 341 yards and three touchdowns.   Moving up in the rankings to produce…

By December 10, Maybe the Council Will Have Its Head Out of Its Ash

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Beware Falling Rocks. On Toll Road.

It took a few days — five, to be specific. But Texas Department of Public Safety, Dallas Police Department and Dallas North Tollway Authority authorities have issued a warning to folks driving along the Dallas North Tollway: Someone’s throwing rocks off the Cedar Springs overpass. Turns out, it’s been happening…

Meanwhile, Down at Dealey Plaza …

Courtesy Lynne Rostochil Rostochil is standing to the right of Private Pyle in this photo from 1991 that totally looks as though it was taken in 1963. Photographer Craig Hlavaty spent the 45th anniversary of John Kennedy’s assassination down at Dealey Plaza — so you didn’t have to. His slide…

Don’t Let the Bastards Get You Down, Even if Dallas Fed Survey Does

Dallas Fed prez Richard Fisher This morning, the Federal Reserve Bank of Dallas — those bloodsuckers! — released the latest Texas Manufacturing Outlook Survey. In a word: Oy. In two: “Plunged sharply.” Or, as the Associated Press puts it: “Texas manufacturers are painting a bleak picture of current and future…

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Unveil Calendar/Skin

    I wasn’t at Saturday’s party unveiling this year’s Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders’ Swimsuit Calendar at the Gaylord Texan. But, for some reason, the mayor of Nayarit, Mexico was.  And now, thanks to our friendly lil’ slideshow, you can be there too. — Richie Whitt…

Course, If We Knew Anything About Finance, Would We Be Doing This?

Earlier this month, Dallas City Council member Mitchell Rasansky — or, as he’s referred to around the big table at the Hall of Justice, the Calculator — asked to see how the city’s investments were faring during the Great Recession of 2008. This morning, during the council’s Finance, Audit &…

Fed Up, or: Yet Another Weekend Protest in Downtown Dallas

Over the weekend, A Scanner Darkly star (well …) Alex Jones made the trip up to Dallas to take on the Federal Reserve — though, really, how many folks are in the building on a Saturday? Those folks who ditched out on Dealey Plaza brought their bullhorns and placards to…

Pacman Jones Lands Radio Show with The Ticket’s Bob and Dan

   Okay, not really. But we can dream, right?      Because if Pacman Jones did get his own show with The Ticket’s informative and entertaining Bob Sturm and Dan McDowell, the corrupt Cowboy returning to practice at Valley Ranch today would mysteriously fall on hard times and slink quietly…

Cowboys 35, 49ers 22

The good news: Terrell Owens put up. The bad news: Now he’ll never shut up. With the smoke not yet cleared from his obnoxious — but not even a little bit surprising — interview with instigator Deion Sanders on NFL Network, T.O. produced his best day in a Cowboys’ uniform…

Stars’ Captain Brenden Morrow = Torn ACL. Ouch.

Won’t be seeing this for a while. And, honestly, probably won’t be hearing alot about the Stars, either. Hate to head into the weekend on a downer, but this is pretty significant – and bad – news. Stars’ captain Brenden Morrow, the team’s heart and soul, is out for at…

Video of the Week: Greatest. Weatherman. Ever.

Seriously, how can you not love Texas Tech coach Mike Leach? His favorite weather: “When it rains mud.” His half-ass name for the live radar: “The beam.” His favorite creed: “You’re going to be dead in 100 years anyway. Live dangerously.” Still hope he somehow winds up in Dallas. Not…