Old Dallas, Brought to LIFE

Eliot Elisofon Paul Baker, standing in front of the then-new Kalita Humphreys Theater in 1960 This will be but one of two Friday flashback items featuring old photos of a disappearing Dallas; later today, treats from a Friend of Unfair Park’s grandfather’s treasure chest. But this morning, Friend of Unfair…

So, What Were You Doing 21 Years Ago Today?

Ah, the good ol’ days. When Dallas actually lifted sports trophies. Can’t say that I have a vivid memory of it, but apparently I was trying to trick Fort Worth Star-Telegram readers into thinking I knew a little something about indoor soccer and the defending MISL champion Dallas Sidekicks. Back…

At 3700 Ross Avenue Last Night, It Got Nasty. Then, It Got Even Worse.

Jack Lowe, DISD school board president Blacks were hissing rudely at Hispanics. Hispanics were yelling at other Hispanics. And just about everyone was taunting distraught school board trustees, themselves appearing to teeter on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Ladies and gentleman, this is your Dallas Independent School District. Last…

LFT Has Left the Building

This just in from the so-called Lifestyle Fashion Terminal down in Victory Park concerning its immediate demise, courtesy something formerly called “the economy”: As of Friday, November 21, LFT will begin the liquidation process of the store in Victory Park. “Due primarily to the current state of the economy and…

Meet a Real Live DISD Trustee!

Edwin Flores Northwest Dallas residents with kids in the Dallas Independent School District and some spare time Saturday might want to duck into Thomas C. Marsh Middle School, where, as you will see, board trustee Edwin Flores will be hosting a District 1 Summit. The full flier that came home…

Rabbis Give Texas State Board of Education the Hebrew Hammer

The Texas State Board of Education’s meeting in Austin about, among other things, whether the board ought to revise the state’s science curriculum to allow for, ya know, the teaching of creationism alongside evolution. Which is why three rabbis, two from ’round these parts and one of whom hails from…

The 10 Worst Sports Mascots of All-Time

It was the worst of times. It was the best of times. In that order. There is a God. One who, of course, loves sports. And one who, when peering through the hole in the roof, hates what the Dallas Cowboys’ ridiculous mascot does to his favorite team. In other…

Theatre Three’s Mega Star

(Fake Name Alert!) Curt Mega For once the squeals they’re hearing over at Theatre Three aren’t coming from the elderly patrons’ hearing aids. It’s the reaction of a new audience of teenage girls who’ve discovered Curt Mega, the 20-year-old TCU student playing the romantic lead, Fabrizio Nacarelli, in the musical…

The Economy Clearly Does Not Appreciate the Italian Masters

It was international news when Sebastiano Ricci’s 1705 painting The Vision of St. Bruno, pictured above, was discovered in Dallas and put on the auction block earlier this month. After all, said Heritage Auction Galleries’ Ted Pillsbury, formerly head honcho at the Kimbell Art Museum, “His paintings are in all…

And Here We Thought Videogames Were Recession-Proof. Guess Not.

Back in August, Grapevine-based GameStop posted big second-quarter gains, but the stock price dropped nonetheless, because, as The Wall Street Journal pointed out at the time, there were “sign the results and outlook may not be good enough for investors.” Also, even in August folks were scared the oncoming recession…

Houston, We Have a … Three-Game Winning Streak?

5-7 is looking pretty good right about now, huh? When you get a break from resurrecting the Cowboys, take a minute to not bury the Mavericks either. On the brink of a 2-8 start Monday night, the Mavericks last night beat the Rockets in Houston for their third consecutive victory…

A Swanky Replacement: Brooke Shields?

For the second time in three months, the Brinker International Forum has had to swap out celebrity guests — once again because of a “scheduling conflict.” (Do these people not have calendars? Or assistants with calendars?) After already getting a two-for-one deal in September, when Carl Reiner and Martin Short…

Cowboys Are Back on Track

One foot was in the grave. “Or bust” was engulfing “Super Bowl.” The Dallas Cowboys, fame and fortune and forecasts be damned, were careening toward the most disappointing, disastrous season in franchise history. They still might end up there, just not this week. Trailing the Washington Redskins 7-0 late in…

Inland Port Foolishness

“The Big Stall” by Jim Schutze, November 13 Inland Port Foolishness The only thing worse than a carpetbagger is a convening or collaboration of the same. Apparently, Jim Schutze has resorted to the pandering and positioning ways of his past. To make matters worse, his alliance with the Allen Group…

Dallas Cast Reunion Leaves Fans Southforked

This wasn’t supposed to be a story about a catastrophe. This wasn’t supposed to be about a gunfight at Southfork Ranch that ends with some poor schmuck on the run from media hordes and hundreds of ticket-holders demanding a refund or else. Didn’t even see it coming. When we headed…