A Luksa Back at Texas Stadium

For the last little while, the great Frank Luksa — who’s written for every single local daily in the history of ink, danged near — has been contributing to ESPN.com. For instance, a couple of months back, he offered up tales from Dallas Cowboys’ training camps past. This morning, as…

The ’Boys Will Be Boys Are Back

Jeff Pearlman’s book about the ’90s Cowboys may be better, but mine is, um, older? Don’t know if you’ve heard, but there’s a little tussle between a couple decent football teams at Texas Stadium in, oh, about nine hours. If you’re more intellectual ponderer than face-painter, I’ve got a heavy-reading…

All Shale Tracy Rowlett!

Nice photo of Tracy Rowlett in this morning’s New York Times, in a story about Chesapeake Energy Corporation’s Shale.tv, due to launch sometime this month. As you no doubt recall, the former KTVT-Channel 11 anchor doesn’t take kindly to folks who dismiss the site as an online informercial for the…

Say, Do You Phil Gigante?

The lead from the Associated Press’ story about Dallas buy-and-sell billionaire Sam Wyly, out promoting his book Entrepreneur to Billionaire: 1,000 Dollars & an Idea: “Sam Wyly went from growing up in a house without electricity to amassing a fortune estimated at $1.2 billion, and he says anyone can follow…

Bearing Down on Ike

From Belo-owned KHOU-Channel 11 in Houston, an early Ike highlight. Coming in a close second, Geraldo all fall down. –Robert Wilonsky…

Bar of Soap Now Washed Away

Probably should have seen this coming back in July, when Tanna Gilder e-mailed Unfair Park with the assurance that, look, Bar of Soap isn’t closed — even though, yeah, there were some issues that needed to be hashed out with the landlord and so forth. And only last week Charlie…

Three Dots and a Cloud of Dust …

Sorry, soccer is not available on this afternoon’s buffet. Or, really, ever. … I’m going to Eagles-Cowboys Monday night. Anyone interested in reading some live blogging from the game? Would look and feel something like this, but posted in real time. Seems like multiple multi-tasking to both watch the game…

Break Like the Wind

Slate’s just posted a piece by the suddenly omnipresent Mimi Swartz headlined “Waiting for Ike: The five stages of hurricane anxiety.” Which are, in order: anticipation, shopping, denial, panic and acceptance. To the latter point, Swartz writes from Houston, “It is time to admit that the only thing on television…

All the Ike Video You’ll Need

A Friend of Unfair Park shot us a link to an audio-video aggregator from the Texas coast, which, from the looks of it, compiles the raw, off-air video from pretty much anyone who’s got a news camera down there in advance of Ike’s landfall late tonight or early Saturday morning…

DISD Trustee Edwin Flores on Budget Shortfall: “We Need a Revolution.”

District 1 DISD School Board Trustee Edwin Flores “Everything’s on the table,” Dallas Independent School District superintendent Michael Hinojosa keeps saying following Wednesday’s announcement that the district’s got this teensy $64 million budget shortfall to cover right quick. Which means everything from staff cuts to school closings. But, as trustee…

Fifty Years Ago Today in Dallas, Jack Kilby Changed Everything

Texas Instruments has created a special Web site in honor of September 12, 1958 — the day Jack St. Clair Kilby introduced the integrated circuit, otherwise known as the technology that “makes the Internet, PCs, cell phones and, well, the world, go round,” as TI proudly puts it. Kilby, who…

“Tony Always Performs Well”

Last night, David Letterman devoted 14 minutes of his Late Show to Jessica Simpson, and most of that was spent talking Tony Romo — how they met, the jinx, whether or not he wears a cup. Not discussed: Whether or not she wears panties on live morning television. An epic…

What Might’ve Been, Longhorn Fans

Turns out, the University of Texas was toying with the thought of moving Saturday night’s game against Arkansas up to Dallas on Saturday. Alas, athletics director DeLoss Dodds said it weren’t meant to be “because of how many workers are needed to put on a game for 98,000 fans,” reports…

Sean Avery, You Had Us At “Dunno”

No doubt you’ve heard that Sean Avery, the latest and greatest (?) Dallas Star, is about to have his tenure at Vogue, where he served as an “intern” this summer, turned into a romantic comedy by New Line and the guys responsible for Journey to the Center of the Earth,…

Fire Alarm Clears Out Crowley

A Friend of Unfair Park just texted with the message that the Frank Crowley Courts Building is being evacuated — “don’t know why.” Turns out, a fire alarm has gone off in the building — a regular occurrence, says an Officer Williams in the Dallas County Sheriff’s Department who really…