John Carmack Has Space Balls

Armadillo Aerospace The artist’s conception of the so-called “Quad” layout vehicle, which Armadillo entered in the X Prize Cup 2006. In February 2007, Time magazine ranked id Software’s John Carmack high on its list of space cowboys with a legit shot at getting into space, which, as I’ve always understood…

Guess We Can’t Blame Mark Connor After All

It wasn’t your fault, dude. Smile. Or not. Not that the Rangers made him out to be a scapegoat. And not that the move shouldn’t have been made. But since firing pitching coach Mark Connor the Rangers’ pitching is somehow even worse than terrible. Connor was canned Aug. 1. In…

I Too Was “Academically Acceptable”

Looks like Mr. Funny Guy’s done the serious business of clarifying Friday’s Dallas Morning News story about the Dallas Independent School District’s homework’s-for-suckers policy that isn’t, not really, kinda-sorta, maybe just a little? For now, then, a deep, though also deeply suspicious, sigh of relief amongst those of us with…

Cowboys – Y-A-W-N – Lose Another Preseason Game

Wake me up when the Cowboys lose to the Redskins. I’ll make you a bet. On the morning of Dec. 14, hours before the Cowboys host the New York Giants, you won’t be able to recall even two of the opponents on Dallas’ preseason schedule, much less any of the…

Homework’s for Suckers

Joanne Jacobs is a former education-beat reporter at the San Jose Mercury News who left the paper to write the 2005 book Our School: The Inspiring Story of Two Teachers, One Big Idea, and the School That Beat the Odds, about a charter school in San Jose hellbent on educating…

T. Boone Now Owns Your Trash’s Gas

T. Boone Pickens T. Boone Pickens has himself a new acquisition this a.m.: the McCommas Bluff Landfill on Youngblood Road, which the City of Dallas owns and plans to shut down in 2042. Actually, to be more specific, Pickens’ Clean Energy Fuels, which distributes natural gas for transportation in the…

Price-Fixing: Legal and Lovin’ It!

Interesting headline on the front page of The Wall Street Journal: “Price-Fixing Makes Comeback After Supreme Court Ruling.” Which is bad news for retailers and, you’d think, consumers. But turns out, yes, manufacturers are indeed allowed to set minimum prices for their goods after nearly 100 years of being told…

The Most Dangerous Time in Dallas

Just a tip: The best time to get yourself killed in the City of Dallas is between 6 p.m. and midnight on a Wednesday, if I’m reading my January-July YTD homicide statistics right, and I’d like to think that I am. (So you can forget what I wrote in May,…

Downtown Dallas, One Big Ad

The council’s Economic Development Committee will also talk “supergraphics” today — you know, those building-sized billboards. Dunno what, precisely, is the point of the meeting, except to come up with some uniform guidelines for the signage, down to how to measure the percentage of text allowed on the billboards. (Right…

Tearing Down Reunion, Building Up the Dallas Convention Center Arena

The city council’s Economic Development Committee will deal this morning with how to best tear down Reunion Arena: slowly but surely. Should be a nine-month-long, $6-million affair, and it’ll look to begin with the removal of asbestos from the old arena — itself, a three-month job, which begs the question,…

Josh Howard Is Neither Humbled Nor Apologetic

This photo is not — I repeat, not — of Josh Howard and CW33 reporter Sandra Hernandez. Spent my Saturday afternoon down in DeSoto at the first annual Josh Howard Foundation celebrity charity softball game. I wish I could report that Josh is sorry for his recent arrest in North…

Criterion Explodes With Details About Double-Disc Bottle Rocket

Told you it was forthcoming: Criterion Collection’s blow-out edition of Wes Anderson’s Bottle Rocket, the best movie ever made in Dallas, damn right. Turns out, though, it’ll be available in November and not October, as was originally announced. The company’s finally posted all the details concerning the add-ons found on…

Carly Who? I Kid, I Kid.

Looks like SEGA made the right decision putting Parker’s Nastia Liukin on the cover of its Beijing 2008 Olympics video game. Here’s something, then, for those who were up too late to watch morning TV: She and silver medalist Shawn Johnson were on Today today. But, hey there, what happened…

Today’s Sign of the Apocalypse

Three yards and a cloud of … California rolls? Sushi? At a Texas high school football game? The sound you hear is Tom Landry, rolling over in his grave. — Richie Whitt…

Jesus Saves … The Marcus House

The Marcus House, as it looked during construction in 1938 At the beginning of the week, it looked as though Stanley Marcus’ 70-year-old Lakewood home was a goner, as Mark and Patty Lovvorn told the Texas Historical Commission they were razing the famous manse in favor of something more “energy…