Who Dipped Their Jamaican Beef Patty In My 7-Eleven?

Exactly one month ago, Dallas-based 7-Eleven announced its plans to drop a shop on every corner in North Texas — except the ones it’s abandoned, eh, Knox and Travis? Well, today comes news of further expansion: The former Southland Ice Company plans on broadening its menu by serving up chicken…

Sad Week for the Cotton Bowl

Better days, my friend. Better days. If you ever met former Cotton Bowl Association Executive Director Jim Brock and he greeted you with “Hoss” – in other words, if you ever met him – you realize the significance of his passing. Brock, always ready with a cigar, a back slap…

The Other Famous Dallas Resident in The New York Times Today

Ten pages behind the Fred Baron story you’ll find one about — wait for it, wait for it — Jenny the elephant and her potential move to either Mexico or Tennessee. Very catch headline too: “What to Do With Traumatized Elephant Stirs Up Dallas.” Can’t say the Association of Zoos…

Fred Baron Knows Nothing, Does Plenty

Mark Graham Fred Baron, the Sgt. Schultz of Dallas attorneys Hey, look, there’s Dallas attorney Fred Baron on the front page of The New York Times this morning — where it’s revealed, likely to no one’s surprise, that he played a significantly larger role in the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter affair…

Sean Avery Likes Project Runway, Maybe A Little Too Much

A little bit ago, Yahoo! Sports’ Greg Wyshynski linked to yesterday’s Sean Avery item; awful nice of him. Thought I’d return the favor, then, and point out that Wyshynski stumbled across the hockey-playing fashionista’s appearance on Bravo’s Web site last night following Project Runway, where the newest Dallas Star and…

Wrestlemania Infects Local Best Buy

Courtney Clenney TNA, it’s dynamite? From left: Shark Boy, Curry Man and Black Machismo, the latter of whom doesn’t wear a mask because he’s “too beautiful” Lucky us, as Unfair Park found itself this afternoon at the Best Buy on LBJ Freeway and Midway Road, where Jay Lethal (also known…

Who’s Having a Worse Day: American Airlines or the Dallas Zoo?

Methinks our pal Tim Wagner’s day just got a little bit longer, as the Associated Press noted moments ago that the Federal Aviation Administration has fined American Airlines $7 million for “safety and drug-testing violations.” Update: Here’s the FAA’s media release detailing the reasons for the penalties. And the Dallas…

This Just In: Tell Laura Miller to Cancel the Rangers’ Parade

Sorry Rangers fans. It’s half-empty. No, really. I wanted to pen something positive and insightful and detailed and basebally about the Rangers’ most important series of the season. But I just couldn’t get past this: The last two nights against the team they’re “chasing” in the Wild Card race, the…

Worst. Logo. Ever.

I went to the city’s Web site a few minutes ago in search of something when I stumbled across this in the “Latest News & Announcements … ” section: “Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert, Deputy Mayor Pro-Tem Dwaine R. Caraway, Rickey Smiley, KBFB 97.9 The Beat, The City of Dallas, Out…

Sweet Jesus, Arlington is Now the Bowling Capital of the World

As you no doubt recall, the United States Bowling Congress is moving from Wisconsin to Arlington. Should happen around November 3, says Mark Miller, spokesman for the USBC, who tells Unfair Park today that some employees with school-age kids have already made the move and gone to work in temporary…

Hard Knocks: Week 2

Must-see TV. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 2. Or did I miss something? 5. Former scout and Jason’s dad, Jim Garrett, “running” as slow – and as consistent – as humanly possible. 4. Linebacker Zach Thomas fielding punts as smooth as Patrick Crayton. Seriously now,…

Skechers Wants to Pay $143 Million for Heelys’ Sneaker Skates

Heelys, Inc.’s stock is way, way up this a.m. — 60 cents since the market opened, putting it at the $5.47 mark. No surprise why: The Carrollton-based maker of roller-skate-sneakers has once more been approached by Skechers USA Inc., which is offering big money for a buyout. Three months after…

T. Boone Does Not Forgive, Forget

When he’s not trying to save the U.S. from foreign oil, and making himself a little richer in the process, Dallas oil billionaire T. Boone Pickens is writing books about saving the U.S. from foreign oil and making himself a little richer in the process. In coming days, Crown will…

Fine, I’ll Say It. Michael Phelps is Overrated

Over-hyped. Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap. Over-hyped. Clap. Clap. Clapclapclap. I know, I know. But hear me out. Michael Phelps, the U.S. Olympic golden boy, isn’t overrated athletically. He’s amazing, of course. In Beijing he’s 5-for-5. As in gold medals and world records. We’re all impressed down here on Earth. Inspired even…

Is It Over Yet?

Is it over yet? Because any election in which Paris Hilton becomes an issue—and offers a better energy plan than the two candidates—can’t be over too soon, Buzz called Dallas County Elections Administrator Bruce Sherbet to see if he’d spotted any nifty electoral trends in the wind. Truthfully, we were…

Ozzy Love|Burning Bridge

“The Ozz-Man Cometh,” by Pete Freedman, August 7 Ozzy Love I’ve been to a number of Ozzfests in the past, and I can truly say that there is nothing better in the summer…if only we had air conditioning at the festival. I am a former professional broadcaster and weekend personality…

Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

In 1999, attorney John Carney received an unusual phone call. An American soldier, dialing from Japan, said he was having trouble finding a lawyer to handle his divorce. Carney, who runs a consumer law practice with a sizable family case load, represented the soldier and discovered that though military divorces…

Fighting Fire With Fire

His nightly transformation began with a twinge. Then, gnawing and relentless, it consumed him. At 45, “Steve” was a hard-charging sales manager who’d snagged two promotions in three years. After work one spring day in 2006, he picked up his infant and toddler from day care, had dinner with his…