TV Redux: Hammer Time

The guy on the right will be the Father’s Day guest on Doocy. The guy on the left doesn’t give a damn. Apparently, Greg Williams’ recent TV appearance wasn’t as bad as some of you/us thought. At least not according to Fox 4 sports anchorman Mike Doocy and his perfect…

DFW Airport Wants to Thoroughly Check Your Naked Body

A TSA researcher volunteered to show what the body scanners will do. They’re very slimming. So, yeah, don’t be surprised when, later this month, you’re traveling through Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport, and you’ve gotta first walk through one of those “security devices that reveal intimate body parts.” For the past…

A Suburb That’s Unhappy With DART

Hey, Schutze. Look who else is pissed off at Dallas Area Rapid Transit. Rowlett. As in: “Rowlett residents believe that a change in DART’s plan to bring the transit system’s blue line to grade level will add to the city’s already miserable traffic woes.” I believe Rowlett’s a suburb? Just…

Smoak ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

The sooner he gets here, the better. My in-depth analysis of Rangers’ first-round draft choice Justin Smoak goes something like this: Can he be here by 7:05 p.m.? By most accounts, the switch-hitting first baseman from South Carolina is the next Chipper Jones or Mark Texeira. For damn sure he’s…

Southwest Airlines Don’t #$*!% Around

After the jump, the Southwest Airlines ad that appeared in today’s Wall Street Journal. Which brings me to this week’s installment of Ask American Airline Spokesman Tim Wagner: Is that ad brilliant or what? –Robert Wilonsky…

“Puck at Reunion Tower”? Now, We Like the Sound of That.

Daniel Rodrigue Ray Hunt, whispering sweet nothings into the ear of his new favorite chef, Wolfgang Puck, at today’s press conference at Union Station. For more photos from today’s event, check out our slideshow. The announcement today of the partnership between Hyatt Regency Dallas, Woodbine Development Corp. and chef, restaurateur…

And, It Has a Three-Car Garage

Courtesy North Dallas realtor Lydia Player, we find today the perfect homestead for the race-car fanatic for whom the thought of living anywhere but within spitting distance of the Texas Motor Speedway is unbearable. For some $1.3 million, you can move right into a 1,600-square foot condo perched high atop…

Your Dallas Mavericks Were Almost Playing in Tonight’s NBA Finals

Squint hard enough and you can see these two in Mavericks’ blue. Well, not really. But we can dream. And, as nightmares go, how’s this? The Mavericks almost made three separate trades for guys who will figure prominently in what should be a scintillating, fascinating NBA Finals between the Lakers…

Bang the Drum Loudly

Really, we were just looking for a reason to run a Dallas Tornado jersey. George Henderson is more or less the minor-league version of John Lanzillo Jr. — Zonk, to you long-suffering Texas Rangers fans. Krazy George, who’s beaten his own hand drum for the likes of the Houston Oilers…

So, The State Will Have an Integrity Unit. Which Will Do What, Exactly?

Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins wants to address “the bigger picture” concerning wrongful convictions. One month ago, hundreds of law-enforcement officials from around the state gathered under the dome in Texas’s Senate chamber at the behest of Sen. Rodney Ellis of Houston. They came to pay their respects to…

Union Station and Reunion Tower About to Get All Pucked Up

We told you it’d be a restaurant! Over at the Union Station shindig, which is currently under way with our crack interns in attendance, it was just announced that Wolfgang Puck will handle all the catering for Union Station’s special events once the joint reopens in the fall, following the…

The Way WSJ Figures It, Dallas Is Ditching Its Cars. Um …

This awesome chair, incidentally, will only set you back $3,700. Perfect for the HP home decorator. This morning, The Wall Street Journal’s Ben Casselman is taking four news items concerning Dallas and trying to make of them a trend, which is: We no longer like our cars. First up, the…

DART: The Feel-Good Bond Sale of the Year! Or Not.

Schutze and I just got through discussing a Bond Buyer story from this morning that says Dallas Area Rapid Transit’s forthcoming $740 million sales-tax revenue bond sale is getting a couple of thumbs up and a couple of thumbs down. On the one hand, you have Standard & Poor’s raising…

Unpayable Debts|Found Boy of Sudan|Rule of Law

“Terrain of Grief,” by Megan Feldman, May 22 Unpayable debts As our “better angels” would have it, I was drawn on this Memorial Day to the “Terrain of Grief” cover of the May 22 issue of the Dallas Observer. I’ve been out of town for the past week and drove…

Fourth and Long

The publicity has died. But quietly, meekly, barely—Ron Springs lives. That is, if you call this living. Lying in a vegetative state at Medical City Hospital in Dallas since a simple surgery to remove a tiny cyst turned catastrophic last October, the former Dallas Cowboys running back is permanently on…

Words of Wiz-dumb

Words of wiz-dumb: Here’s an interesting bit of polling news reported by political Web site Daily Kos: Democrat Rick Noriega has pulled within 4 points of…beg your pardon? Who’s that, you ask? Noriega is a candidate for U.S. Senate, running against incumbent John Cornyn. Anyway, recent polls show… No, not…

Phony Heroes

Once a month or so, a small group of old warriors gather for lunch at Dunston’s Steakhouse on Harry Hines Boulevard. They don’t look extraordinary, and they won’t talk about their histories unless you ask them. These men belong to the North Texas chapter of the Legion of Valor. All…