Southwest Say Relax!

Southwest Airlines is launching these three ads — courtesy Dallas-based ad agency Dieste, Harmel and Partners — on Univision, Telemundo and other Spanish-language networks beginning today. It’s part of “a new ad campaign for the Hispanic Market titled ‘Relax!'” notes the media release this a.m. And no matter the language,…

The Great Gordo’s TV Show: Average Gordo

Thumbs down to John Mellencamp’s new album cover. And Gordon Keith’s prime-time TV debut. I’m going to couch this review of Gordon Keith’s prime-time TV performance last night with two pillowy caveats: 1. Gordo is by far the funniest guy on Dallas radio. 2. He’s better than I’d be on…

Cremona, R.I.P.

A sad day for Dallas diners: Cremona, the charming Italian joint nestled at the end of Routh Street, has been arrivederci’d by a three-alarm fire that began sometime during the wee small hours of the morning today. Notes WFAA-Channel 8, “The roof of the restaurant collapsed as balls of fire…

Why It’s a Good Day to Stay Put

Just looking at this picture makes me cranky. A memo to our Friends about to head north up N. Central Expressway: Don’t. It’s either nails, spilled between Lovers and Walnut Hill, or an overturned truck at the NorthPark exit. Or both. Either way, according to a Friend stuck in the…

Pacman is Back, Man

Gotta live like Jesus? Might as well dress like him. The dreadlocks are gone. So is the dread. Not that we’re surprised, but Pacman Jones getting out of NFL commish Roger Goodell’s dog house on parole means – barring a flood at The Men’s Club – the Cowboys can count…

The Rangers are Sending a Pitcher to the Mound Tonight. Duck!

Come for the offense. Stay for the fireworks. Leave when the pitching commences. The Texas Rangers’ offense is stunning. Josh Hamilton leads the planet in everything, will likely be an All-Star starter and is the American League’s first player to win consecutive Player of the Month awards to start a…

Because Anything’s Gotta Be Better Than Antares, Right?

Hyatt Regency Dallas Does this have anything to do with some city council members’ reluctance to tear down Reunion Arena? We’re clearing the schedule Thursday morning — hard not to when you receive word that at 10:30 in the a.m., John Scovell (big bossman at Ray Hunt’s Woodbine Development Corporation)…

T.O. Doesn’t Forget to Be Funny

Terrell Owens is already an actor — far as you know. Now, you can add to that burgeoning list of potential future professions “stand-up comedian.” Because yesterday, round the time NFL commish Roger Goodell said he was partially lifting Adam “Pacman” Jones’ suspension and allowing him to practice with the…

It Took a Baghead to Prove Dallas is Hipper Than New York City

Bros Jay and Mark Duplass’ Baghead — a smart, deadpan, oh-so-indie rendering of the bad-man-in-the-woods horror-film genre — has already stalked the film-fest circuit, debuting at Sundance in January before making its way to South by Southwest and the AFI Dallas International Film Festival. And it was scheduled to open…

The Devil Gets His Due. Or, Terrell Owens Gets Paid.

Like our apologies, our popcorn is ready. Terrell Owens, gulp, team leader? Despite his flabbergasting drops and simmering potential for volatile locker-room destruction, T.O. has proven he deserves his new four-year, $34 million contract. And you know what else? He deserves our apologies. I’ll start with mine…

Cotton Bowl to Jerry Jones: Take, Um, That?

Sad that the proud ol’ joint is being saddled with Division II football. Seems every week we’re learning what $1.1 billion (with a B) will buy. A Super Bowl here. An NBA All-Star Game there. Throw in some classic college football rivalries and a Big 12 Conference Championship Game. But…