How the Trinity-Soaked Sausage Was Made

So I was talking to city council member Angela Hunt this week — about a story I’m working on, swear — and we start chatting about the recent Transportation and Environment Committee meeting down at City Hall. One of the things we both found interesting, as did Schutze in his…

Storage Fees

Scott Henson, our pal dishing out Grits for Breakfast, points out this Dallas Morning News story from yesterday, about $9-mil-plus being spent on overtime pay at the Dallas County jails, and wonders if that ain’t just the tip of the penal iceberg. After all, Henson asks, what happens in February…

Book It: Dallas Auditions Will Provide Next American Idol

Now, she’s from Houston, but 18-year-old Kady Malloy was among the 13,000 wannabes who sweated to the oldies at Texas Stadium and the W last summer. And last night, during American Idol’s Dallas-auditions segment, Malloy proved herself a capable mimic and a fine singer all by her lonesome. “Of all…

Mmm. . .Grilled Horse Flesh|Pay Up or Unplug|Come On In, The Door’s Open

Mmm…Grilled Horse Flesh I can’t figure the logic in selectively opposing slaughtering and eating horses (“Tex-Mex Horse Meat,” by Megan Feldman, January 10) but being just fine with slaughtering and eating cows and pigs. OK, you love horses and don’t feel anything for cows and pigs. Obviously, there are others…

Giant Disgust with Dallas Cowboys

And you thought there was nothing more disgusting than 2 Girls 1 Cup. Though it’s tough to trump the shocking Internet phenomenon, what happened at Texas Stadium last Sunday is even more repulsive. New York Giants 21, Dallas Cowboys 17. Are you shittin’ me? Barf! After quarterback Tony Romo’s pass…

Gentrification Welcomed by Deep Ellum Artists

Brian Gibb is sitting in his Deep Ellum art gallery on a sunny winter day, talking about why he moved to Dallas from Denton and how much his art means to him, when he looks out the big window to the street behind him and makes a telling observation. “This…

The Vick House Project

Dog pile: Frisco’s Michael Morford could be the poster child for the “If Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemonade Society.” A 34-year-old employee of an investment bank, Morford says he went through a period of deep depression in 2006, which he endured with the help of a friend, coming out…

Sharon Keller is Texas’ Judge Dread

Take her off the bench and Sharon Keller is funny, smart and personable, if a little shy. People genuinely like her. One of the most powerful judges in Texas plays gin every week with a group of Austin friends and enjoys sharing drinks with lawyers who’ve just tried to persuade…

What’s More Real: UFOs or The Fake Jessica Simpson?

Just two links today — one of which is from NBC’s Today, matter of fact. Reporter Don Teague made the trip to Stephenville for hisself, to discover whether that “something weird” in the sky was really a UFO or a “whatever.” Turns out, Don Teague was in Stephenville at the…

Tag, DPD, You’re It

Unfair Park absotively does not condone the spray-painting of police vehicles; let’s make that perfectly clear. But we posolutely condone our Friends sending us photos of spray-painted police vehicles. This one comes from near Greenville Avenue and LBJ Freeway. After the jump, an explanation from the finetastic Friend who sent…

Dallas Chef Matthew Dunn Now Cookin’ at Joe’s Crab Shack

Houston-based Joe’s Crab Shack today announced it’s hired itself quite the fancy-schmancy executive chef and director of culinary: Dallas’ Matthew Dunn, best known for having been in the kitchens of Star Canyon, Stephan Pyles and Hibiscus. Apparently, the former Central Marketeer got the gig because he “epitomizes ‘seafood with an…

Doonan to Do Dallas Again

So, that Fashion in the Park shindig in the NorthPark Center parking lot’s not going anywhere: Yesterday, the dates were announced for the spring fling, March 26 through March 29, with tickets going on sale February 1. (Dallas promises to be extra-fab that weekend: The AFI Dallas International Film Fest…

Driving an Edsel

Robert M. Edsel Dallas’ Robert Edsel, now famous for paying homage to the folks who tracked down millions of artistic and cultural art items stolen by Hitler and the Nazis, is profiled this morning in The Wall Street Journal — though I almost stopped reading right about here: “In a…

The Clone Wars

So, it’s safe to eat clones — even if they’re made from Jango Fett? Oh, sorry: Says the U.S. Food and Drug Administration about a ton of evidence-supporting docs released yesterday, “meat and milk from cow, pig, and goat clones and the offspring of any animal clones are as safe…

John Mayer Has a Message For Dallas, Surrounding Areas

John Mayer — Jessica Simpson’s ex and, apparently, some kind of musician — wants you to lay off Tony Romo’s galpal. And, yes, I mean you. Why else would he lead off a blog item yesterday — one titled, no less, “DON’T EX WITH TEXAS” — with the salutation, “Dear…

Jackin’ Your J. Erik Jonsson

A question: Does this mean Dave Levinthal is the new Carl Monday? As Levinthal writes in this tasty tongue-twister of a sentence, “Easy availability of pornography at Dallas’ libraries also pits two strong interests against each other: Those who don’t believe a taxpayer-funded facility designed for education and research should…

Sundancing As Fast As We Can

Unfair Park don’t take no holiday breaks — instead, we go on a working winter holiday to the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah. Which means that beginning tomorrow through next Friday, Unfair Park won’t be all-local, all-the-time — just, well, most of the time, as we add to…

FC Dallas, Now Without a Star

A short while ago FC Dallas announced it has moved its star player, Carlos Ruiz, to the Los Angeles Galaxy for a draft pick and allocation money. The speculation was that Ruiz was on the downhill slope of his career, and if the Hoops were ever going to get anything…