Carnival Ride Tonight

View Larger Map Right now, this is what it looks like at 1800 N. Henderson Avenue — an abandoned Carnival grocery store, an empty parking lot, a sprawling expanse of barren land (2.95 acres worth, to be specific). As mentioned here last month, Marc and Roger Andres want to redevelop…

Stark Raven Mad Yet?

Jason Garrett ain’t moving to Baltimore … yet. But says ESPN, the chances are now “60-40” that the former Cowboys backup QB-turned-offensive coordinator will take the Ravens’ head coaching gig, which was, apparently, just offered to the world’s biggest Bob Dylan fan. Bot do note: “According to a Cowboys source,…

North Dallas To Get Medical Attention

Ascension Group Architects From the looks of this sketch, the new Forest Park Medical Center will be catering to luxury car-driving clientèle. Looks like I missed this a couple of weeks back, but says GlobeSt.com today, four Dallas docs — Richard Toussaint, Wade Barker, Robert Wyatt and Corazon Ramirez –…

Taking Its Toll

One of the transportation commission’s recommendations is going to electronic toll collection, which would mean fewer tollbooth workers. Today, the bipartisan National Surface Transportation Policy and Revenue Study Commission finally released its 258-page report, titled Transportation for Tomorrow, which is supposed to pave the way for the country’s highways and…

“Forget About Eli Manning When You and Jessica Are Tanning.”

Kentucky’s Ryan Parker is the … um … um … Ryan Adams of sport-song parodies. Perhaps you’re already familiar with his hits: 2006’s “Why The Cowboys Stink,” 2007’s A-Rod ballad “Been Caught Stealing” and so, so many more. Well, he’s got another Cowboys jam this week: “Don’t Worry Be Happy…

Oswald’s Ghost Still A-Floatin’

Tonight at 9, KERA-Channel 13 will air, as part of the American Experience series, director Robert Stone’s documentary Oswald’s Ghost, yet another look at the assassination of John Kennedy. The film, which had a limited theatrical run last year, is more or less yet another distillation of the myriad conspiracy…

TXU’s $9 Million Victory Last Summer Is Now Blowin’ in the Wind

Four years ago, Dallas-based TXU Corp. sued FPL Energy (a subsidiary of Florida-based FPL Group), claiming that FPL’s Texas wind farms weren’t producing enough energy, per TXU’s contracts with FPL. In June 2007, a jury agreed with TXU and awarded the company $8.9 million in damages. Today, it looks like…

Dollars for Daisies

So, the bidding just closed on that Tripping Daisy Dallas Observer Music Award I told you about on Wednesday, and, turns out, it wasn’t worth $107.50 after all. Nope, the Lucite doorstop went for … $405. And it sold to an enormous Tripping Daisy and Polyphonic Spree fan, judging by…

911 Operator Cracks a Cowboys Funny

Noah W. Bailey What follows is a transcript of my phone conversation with a 911 operator this morning, reached during my commute to work. This took place in Oak Cliff, off North Plymouth Road. Me: “Uh, there’s a truck in the creek by my house.” 911 operator: “OK, is there…

“Post-Industrial Boulevard”? Love It.

Schutze says, “Anything that happens in the Flag Room is bullshit,” so approach this item with caution: Tonight at 7 in the Flag Room at City Hall is the Trinity River Corridor Community Meeting, consisting of the City Plan Commission Trinity River and Urban Design Advisory Committees. And you, if…

When One Jessica Ain’t Enough

The New York Post is very, very proud of itself this morning — as in, “POST’S ‘JESS’ HELPS GIANTS KO DALLAS.” Writes the NYC tab this morning: “We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas’ bench. The stunner’s Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference…

Are You Shittin’ Me?

Thirteen wins. Twelve Pro Bowlers. Seven-point favorites. Giants 21, Cowboys 17. Zero playoff wins in 11 years … and counting. Let’s shovel some shit, toss some accusations and lay some blame, shall we?…

Maybe Life Is Too Short to Live in Dallas

Hitting it on the Railhead: Or, the No. 1 reason to love Fort Worth? Frommer’s Budget Travel has come up with its “25 reasons we love Fort Worth,” and topping the list is … Railhead Smokehouse BBQ? Um … OK. Though something says this is really why it’s at the…

T. Boone Pickens Is a Giver

T. Boone Pickens, who also proved in ’07 that charity begins in the home T. Boone Pickens may not have weasled out of his million-dollar dare with John Kerry, but that doesn’t mean the Swift-Boating Dallas oilman doesn’t share the wealth with others. Indeed, just today Pickens shows up at…

Well, We Are Unfair Park, T.O.

So far, three weeping-T.O. parodies have surfaced on the Interwebs — including, argh, a Chris Crocker “Leave Britney Alone” rant remix. And while the inclusion of R.E.M.’s “Everybody Hurts” here adds a nice touch, the execution leaves something to desire. Hate to say it, but the Coors Light commercial parody…

Free Stuff Friday, Grab Bag Edition

Bedhead, just because they’re mentioned somewhere in this mess of a blog item A few desk-clearing items before heading out to meet Galaxy Quest’s Missi Pyle at the Dallas Comic Con this weekend. Turns out, I have two tix to Art Garfunkel’s Sunday-night show at the Nokia Theatre in Grand…

One Bad Apple, So, Sure, Let’s Chop Down the Entire Orchard

Rod Dreher really likes the phrase “honor killing.” Like, really likes it. Yesterday, The Dallas Morning News ran a well-reported front-page piece on the killings of Sarah and Amina Said, which laid out the sordid tale of an angry, controlling father who terrorized his daughters for years. Yaser Said, it…

You Dim Sum, You Lose Some

After nearly 22 years serving dim sum, authentic Vietnamese cuisine and Americanized Chinese, Arc-en-Ciel in Garland has shut down. Owner Mickey Luu had grown tired of running the lackluster-ing 450-seat restaurant featuring Chinese (dim sum) and Vietnamese cuisine, said a source (Luu could not be reached for comment). Arc-en-Ciel, French…

Children’s Medical Center Soon To Envelop All of Plano

No doubt the esteemed “Dr. D” knows about this, but I had no idea, till making my daily jaunt down GlobeSt.com, that Children’s Medical Center had such ambitious goals for its new Plano campus, which is taking shape in phases and stages (a very underrated Willie Nelson album, by the…

C’mon, Youze Guys, New York’s So Much Better Than Dallas

In a column sure to make locals’ heads collectively ‘splode, former Dallas Morning News sports writer Gary Myers, who departed these climes in ’89, today has a piece in the Daily News bearing the aw-jeez headline, “The Big Apple vs. The Big D.” As in, “Dallas is a pizza and…