Root, Root, Root For the Home Team … Only, Like, Which One?

Fred — the guy who owns the World’s Best Burger joint, located at the corner of Highway 11 and 36 in downtown Burlington, Wisconsin — doesn’t know for whom to root Thursday night. Like, should it be Green Bay Packers’ QB Brett Favre? Or Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo, the hometown…

The Mavericks’ Boogeyman

I am a MFFL through and through, but I have to get this off my chest: Mavs Man, now in his seventh season (!), is safely the creepiest, scariest, grossest, most disgusting, weirdest, most terrifying mascot this world has ever seen. Ever. (And that includes the Dallas Cowboys’ universally loathed…

Engine Trouble? What Engine Trouble?

Save for this tiny story on KXAS-Channel 5’s Web site, there’s been no mention, far as I can find, of Southwest Airlines Flight 438’s engine troubles, which occurred on November 17. The flight, which originated from Love Field, was bound for Little Rock, but turned around 30 minutes after takeoff…

Redacted Redacted in Dallas

A scene from Brian De Palma’s Redacted, which will not be seen in Dallas come Friday as originally planned In news sure to make Wick Allison’s heart race, we just received word from the Landmark Theatres national publicist that Bill O’Reilly’s Film o’ the Year, Redacted, will not open in…

Tony Hearts, Um, Brett?

C’mon, you know Tony Romo has a picture of Brett Favre hanging somewhere in his locker. Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo is unofficially dating everyone. But, turns out, he was never really in love with Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre. Or was he? “I was more of a basketball…

George, Mon Amour

A Friend of Unfair Park shot us a link this morning to this video, featuring a woman named “Catherine” who claims she moved from France to Dallas because she loves George W. Bush. (She posted to the YouTubes under the moniker “georgemonamour.”) And to prove it, she climbs a billboard…

Oh, and She Loves Ya Like a Sister

Fred Holston Grimes’ suggested headline for this farewell: “Wherein The Girl On Top Announces Her Plans To Go Down.” It is with both sadness and excitement that I announce to you, dear Friends, my impending departure from this fair city I have called home for the past two and a…

Romo to Simpson? Sure, Why Not.

Don’t wanna post; just … can’t … stop. Also, a little confused. First, People.com “reported” yesterday that Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson had dinner with 25 friends and family members at Hotel ZaZa’s Dragonfly following the Cowboys’ Thanksgiving spanking of the NY Jets. (Funny, that’s been our family tradition too,…

Dallas to Lose $4 Billion in 2008? Man, That Sounds Bad.

The U.S. Conference of Mayors today released a 17-page report titled The Mortgage Crisis: Economic and Fiscal Implications for Metro Areas, and it makes some fairly dire predications for the coming year — among them, that the growing number of home foreclosures will “result in 524,000 fewer jobs being created…

Mike Modano’s, Like, Pretty Good?

If you couldn’t make it to the American Airlines Center on Wednesday night, when the Dallas Stars feted Mike Modano for becoming the league’s all-time leading American-born scorer — and, man, that asterisk is a mouthful — someone has kindly posted to the YouTubes the JumboTron video tribute screened during…

Hammer Still Missing From Tool Box

As some of our Friends clearly need their daily Greg “Hammer” Williams update, here ’tis: Despite speculation here and elsewhere that Williams would be returning to KTCK-AM’s “The Hardline” this afternoon at 3, that will not be the case. “He’s not in the building today,” Ticket program director Jeff Catlin…

Brad Oldham Says Good Morning America All Christmas Long

Brad Oldham Via MediaBistro, and an ABC-TV press release, comes this curious note concerning Good Morning America’s holiday window dressing: Located in the heart of Times Square, GMA’s ground level studio windows will be transformed to represent three cities — New York, Chicago and Dallas — with the help of…

Supreme Court Will Let Dallas Man’s 401(k) Lawsuit Move Forward

This morning, the Supreme Court of the United States heard arguments in the case James LaRue v. DeWolff, Boberg & Assoc., Inc., et al., which probably means nothing to you. Unless, that is, you’re invested in your company’s 401(k) plan, in which case, this Dallas-based case is plenty interesting. Because,…

Still Too Premature to Talk A&M, Arkansas in Arlington. Or Is It?

So, Mike Sherman’s the new coach down at Texas A&M. Sure, fine, whatever. This morning’s Houston Chronicle has the potentially bigger story concerning the Aggies, at least as far as most locals sans Aggie ties are concerned: Sunday’s Dallas Morning News story that reported A&M and Arkansas are “close to…

Success? Or Just Hoping for the Best?

The New York Times this morning notes that the locally published Success magazine may be the most ironically named magazine in history, as it’s never, ya know, really succeeded. Hard to believe: The small-bizzer mag’s been around since 1891 (it was founded by this fella), and though you’ve probably never…

Justice League: Antonin Scalia Writing Book With Dallas Legal Eagle

Law.com reports this morning that Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is co-authoring a book with Dallas’ Bryan Garner, whose LawProse, Inc., is HQ’d on Sherry Lane. Garner’s written some 20 books — among them, The Elements of Legal Style, Black’s Law Dictionary and, easily the most important of them all,…

NPR, Stereotypin’ Texans Since 1971

Now I remember why I stopped listening to National Public Radio in the morning — stories like this one this morning, about how Texas is all plugged into the national conversation about energy consumption and climate control. I mean, really? Texas is the nation’s largest energy hog because it has…

Mustang? Mustank, More Like It.

For several weeks, the car-lovin’ Web site Jalopnik has been obsessing over the story of Farmers Branch-based Unique Performance, which had a deal with racing great Carroll Shelby to manufacture “official” knock-offs of the legendary 1967 Shelby GT500E. It began earlier this month, when KTVT-Channel 11 ran a story about…

Doctor Danger!

Back in June, Firehouse.com wrote a lengthy profile of Parkland Memorial Hospital’s Alex Eastman — “the first physician who’s every day job is to be on a major metropolitan SWAT team,” as the good doctor explained at the time. More than a year earlier, Eastman was among the doctors who…

Let The Hype Begin

The Ice Bowl, about which you might hear one or two things over the next week Go ahead, be thankful. The Dallas Cowboys ripped the New York Jets to improve to 10-1 for the first time in the franchise history. Even better, they jumped to a 21-0 lead to prevent…

No Place Like Home

This note tonight, from Camp Taji in Iraq — where it’s just like home (complete with fast-food eateries and workout facilities) and so not at all like home. While the atmosphere at the dining facility was festive, it just wasn’t the same as being home for many Soldiers who said…