The Mighty Quinn (Well, Mightier)

Paul Quinn College president Michael Sorrell “We are embarking upon a journey to become one of America’s elite small colleges,” writes Paul Quinn College’s newly installed president, Michael J. Sorrell, on the school’s Web site. And he has a long, long way to go: As the Associated Press noted yesterday…

A Place Where Nobody Dared to Go, Till They Had To

And in other Sunday Times reading with local ties, a Dallas man whose “entertainment company had enlisted” several hundred high school girls to perform in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade had to scramble to find a way to get the girls into the few Broadway shows not shuttered by the…

The Health Care Biz, Sick to Death?

Four years ago, Cynthia Fitzgerald of Dallas — a former pharmaceutical saleswoman turned health-care equipment purchaser — filed a federal lawsuit against Johnson & Johnson, Becton Dickinson, Merck and nearly a dozen more health-care equipment manufacturers. The suit, which was unsealed in 2007, alleges that “improper sales practices, together with…

Who Doesn’t Want to Be Sheriff?

It’s almost impossible to overstate the importance of next year’s sheriff’s race, since its outcome will likely affect two other prominent Dallas County seats: county judge and district attorney. If the Democratic incumbent, the perpetually embattled Lupe Valdez, wins, then Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins, who has received nationwide…

John Kerry to T. Boone Pickens: Bring It

Last week, Dallas oilman T. Boone Pickens was in Washington, serving as chairman of a 40th anniversary shindig for The American Spectator. On November 6, Pickens apparently said he’d give $1 million to anyone who could disprove a single one of the allegations made by the Swift Boat Veterans for…

Now Agency.com Only Has 10 Offices Around the World

Found this today on the Web site for Agency.com’s Irving offices on N. Belt Line Road: “There’s a little saying in Texas: If you can’t think big, you’d better think of moving.” It’s doubtful that the employees there — charged with handling such clients as Dallas-based Affiliated Computer Services, Hilton,…

UT Southwestern’s “Profound Regret”

Dr. Kern Wildenthal, which is the third-most amazing name of all time ‘Twas but a week ago folks all around town were poring over The List to see if they were among UT Southwestern Medical Center at Dallas’ 6,400 VIPs. The hospital hustled to contain the story, and on Saturday,…

Yes, Carlos, Sure, They’re Out to Get You

Carlos Quintanilla, before he got arrested … for failure to maintain financial responsibility. No justice, no peace! If you missed the ironic news flash, controversial Dallas activist Carlos Quintanilla went from preparing to lead a protest against Irving’s treatment of illegal immigrants to sitting in the Irving jail yesterday. The…

One Out of Four Texas Children Goes Hungry At Some Point During the Year

Twenty-four percent of all children in the state of Texas are “at risk of hunger,” says a report released yesterday by America’s Second Harvest, the country’s largest charitable hunger-relief organization. The report’s titled Child Food Insecurity in the United States: 2003 — 2005, and it analyzes data collected by the…

Hulk Smash, But Greg Pak Sign

Alex W. Spence’s very own Greg Pak is writing Hulk comics these days — and I could not be more envious, damn it. Heading out early today — going over to Lone Star Comics on Mockinbird Lane to see my old junior-high pal Greg Pak, easily the most famous student…

Things You Learn While Being Put on Hold by Southwest Airlines

Bizarre as this sounds, I’ve spent the better part of the afternoon calling Southwest Airlines with the express intention of being put on hold. Normally, I despise having to wait on the phone and being held captive by Muzak and that creepy electronic voice that sweetly says, “We’ll be right…

Scattershooting … With All Due Respect

Not only is Jason Witten’s wife Michelle an E.R. nurse, but she also has 20/16 vision in both eyes. Scattershooting while wondering what ever happened to legendary, old-school press like Bud Shrake, Dan Jenkins and, of course, Blackie Sherrod. Cool, they’re right here. Hold a sec while I find my…

A Help the Homeless Week Tale

I don’t know much about Robert Edwards, save for what I read here, where he lists his interests as “Poetry and the Supernatural.” But he’s also a regular contributor to Associated Content (“The People’s Media Company,” right on), where he posted his account of a Tuesday-night scuffle outside the Day…

Wow, Look, There’s Another Eccentric Arts Magnet Graduate

Arts Magnet grad Elisa Jimenez — easily the kookiest contestant on Project Runway in four seasons I know, we all got a little tired of the Top Chef recaps. So we’ll try something a little different for Project Runway, which kicked off last night with two locals: Urban Flower/Grange Hall’s…

NPR Has the Bump Keys to Your Heart

Late last week, police arrested three people — 21-year-old Harry J. Rivera Perez, 40-year-old Hector Osorio and 36-year-old Carla Osorio — for breaking into apartment complexes in Euless, Plano, Irving and Lewisville. They were stunningly efficient: Police say they hit dozens of apartments between September 10-12 and October 2-3, taking…