Hannah Montana, More Gold Than Silver

Does she go by Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana? Hannah Montana’s at the Fort Worth Convention Center tonight — oh, come on, like you didn’t know that. But it’s not too late to get your ducats to tonight’s sold-out show: We’ve located plenty on eBay, ranging from $102.50 for a…

Lites Out!

Jim Lites now gets to build soccer stadiums in England. Better than running the Stars, sounds like. The Dallas Stars Web site has the news: Jim Lites, who’s been both president of the hockey club and the head of Hicks Sports Marketing Group, is moving over to HSMG. Which means…

Jerry Jones Going After “Cable Monopolies”

As we mentioned early last month, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has made Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones the head of the league’s NFL Network committee, charging Jones with getting the league’s channel on cable services — among them, Comcast, Time Warner, Charter and Cablevision — that claim the network’s too…

Craig Watkins on Death Penalty: No, But With a Yessy Aftertaste

Craig Watkins is for the death penalty. Also, against it. Newsweek wonders in the new issue whether Texans have lost their taste for the death penalty. Yes, the state “still accounts for more than half of all executions in the United States,” report Evan Thomas and Martha Brant, but “Texas…

Keith, Bill and Mr. Cuban

A scene from Brian De Palma’s Redacted Keith Olbermann and Bill O’Reilly are probably secret-handshake homies, squawk boxes from the left and right, respectively, who use each other’s predictable talking points as selling points for their basic-cable bully pulpits. Hard to get too worked up about either guy — the…

Let’s Hand it to Great American Hero

The man of Merritt Martin’s dry dreams Things I love: 30 Rock, the suspense of waiting for Project Runway to start tomorrow night, cereal and Dyson products. For clean freaks, germophobes and tech fans, James Dyson is a bad-ass. His whole reinvention of appliances so they work “properly” is so…

The Worst is Yet to Come for Stars?

Doug Armstrong’s still the Stars’ GM, far as the team’s Web site is concerned. So, Tom Hicks finally figured out what the rest of hockeydom’s known for ages: The Dallas Stars need a change. So he’s fired general manager Doug Armstrong, which is a start. But folks who know hockey…

An Open Letter Concerning Traffic

Uptown Left Turn: (noun) A traffic violation occurring at a lighted intersection, wherein a vehicle turning left does not yield to oncoming traffic when his or her signal turns green. Instead, the driver of said vehicle attempts to preemptively enter the intersection ahead of the first cars coming in the…

Imposter! Impostor!

Thought I’d follow Schutze’s back-patting with a little more Unfair Park, ah, news. Ahem. You can run, Bible Girl, but you cannot hide. Thanks for playing. –Robert Wilonsky…

Little T’s All Grown Up

As we predicted a while back, Terrell Owens is happy. Something about the disappearance of Bill Parcells magically removing accidental overdoses, narcolepsy and shouting matches with assistants from his daily diet. Weird, the Fat Fish’s departure did the same trick for me too. If you’ve been paying attention, T.O. is…

Dallas-Based Life Coach Gets U.K. Love

Ginger Cockerham When I heard the name Ginger Cockerham, I immediately thought, “Porn star!” Nope, turns out she’s a life coach in Dallas — and one who’s so good at her job, apparently, that this morning she merits a lengthy feature in The Times of London, which describes her as…

That’s Some Bush in Coach

Jenna Bush was at the Morton H. Meyerson Symphony Center last night, joining Gramps and Nana for the Celebration of Reading fund-raiser benefiting the Barbara Bush Foundation for Family Literacy. And, go figure, the First Daughter flew from Washington, D.C. to Dallas in coach, according to The Washington Post –…

Tune In: HDNet is Suing DirecTV

There’s been no mention of this in The Dallas Morning News, far as I can tell. And till it turned up during an unrelated Google search, I had no idea Mark Cuban’s HDNet was suing DirecTV in U.S. District Court in Dallas — and I used to have a show…

When Will the Story of Rrustem Neza Get Made Into a Movie?

Rrustem Neza’s case has been front-page news in his native Albania. If you haven’t been following the case of Rrustem Neza, an Albanian seeking political asylum in the United States, you’re missing a gripping ongoing tale. The 32-year-old Neza, who settled in Lufkin and opened restaurants there and is represented…

Not So Fastrill

There’s news, sort of, in the case of The City of Dallas v. H. Dale Hall, et al, currently sitting in U.S. District Judge Jorge A. Solis’ court — and that news is that the case isn’t expected to budge much till at least next spring at the absolute earliest…

Clay Chabot’s Got One Foot Out of the Prison Cell Door

Authorities are fitting Clay Chabot with an electronic monitor this week in anticipation of his release from prison Wednesday. Judge Lana Myers ruled on Friday that Chabot be released on bail pending a new trial — if the Dallas County District Attorney decides to retry him for the murder of…

Bennigan’s Reducing Its Pieces of Flair

A homier, and cheaper, Bennigan’s is set to bow in Dallas in early 2008. Things aren’t looking good for the so-called “casual dining” industry, which refers to such eateries as T.G.I. Friday’s, Ruby Tuesday, Chili’s, Bennigan’s and the lot. Reports today’s USA Today, the chains are resorting to offering deep…