Cowboys Favored to Win the Super Bowl

Throw away your pins and climb down off your needles; this is the biggest mismatch since the Mavericks played the Warriors. OK, not the best example. But everything, remember, is bigger in Texas. So big that when the NFL awards the 2011 Super Bowl — XLV — to the Cowboys…

Tom Hicks: The Ugly American?

Tom Hicks had such a good thing going in Liverpool, where he owns the football club gearing up for tomorrow night’s UEFA Champions League final against AC Milan. Then he had to go and open his mouth: In today’s Guardian, the top U.K. read, the owner of the Texas Rangers…

Local TV Journalism Isn’t Totally Dead…

Because Byron Harris needed more encouragement… With KTVT-Channel 11 giving into the Dark Side of the Force and KXAS-Channel 5 peddling fear and face creams, yeah, it’s easy to write off local TV news as the Brockmans leading the Burgundys down the primrose path. But all is not lost: Thirty…

From Prison Break to, Well, Prison?

Lane Garrison, star of Prison Break — and, yeah, we doubt he’ll need to be reminded of the irony. Dallas’ Lane Garrison coulda been somebody; the guy was on Prison Break, after all. Turns out, he’s just gonna wind up in prison, most likely: Today, he pleaded guilty in Los…

A New-Wave Flashback, Courtesy the Ghost of PM Magazine

There are approximately 32 things about this clip from PM Magazine that are hysterical, not the least of which is the use of Billy Joel’s “It’s Still Rock and Roll to Me” during the segment on Dallas’ new-wave movement. (Thanks to our pal Steve Dirkx for the posting; he keeps…

Trainer Keeps A-Rollin’

Over the weekend I slipped outta town; took in some toe-tappin’ music at Texas’ oldest dance hall and screamed like a girl o’er the rapids of Texas’ shortest and coldest (70 degrees my ass) river. (FYI, if you’re headed to New Braunfels for Memorial Day, the river is running at…

Do You See What She Sees?

This week: The breadth and depth of the Sherman Allen case; and the blind prophetess Just how big is the Sherman Allen case? Well, here’s the tally of alleged victims who’ve come forward to date: 35. Many emerged after the Fort Worth Star-Telegram and The Dallas Morning News (which had…

Wanna Have Lunch with Tom and Ed?

Us, we’re eating lunch at our desks today, like always. But you can dine (for the odd, odd price of $12.76) with mayoral runoff candidates Tom Leppert and Ed Oakley at the Belo Mansion, where the Dallas Bar Association is hosting a forum at which the two gentlemen will try…

Irsay Can You See the Super Bowl in Indy and Not Arlington?

Tomorrow, NFL team owners will award the 2011 Super Bowl, but to whom? The Dallas Cowboys? Maybe. Jerry Jones certainly thinks his ‘Boys deserve it; he ain’t spending a billion on 100,000 seats in Arlington for just to be closer to the Judge Roy Scream. The Arizona Cardinals? No way…

Slip on Yer Rubber Gloves, Kiddies

Big ups to our writer Jesse Hughey, who has graciously compiled this here lovely lineup for this weekend’s Rubber Gloves anniversary blow-out (as promised this week in the paper version of Unfair Park.) Props to ya, Little D. The list is after the jump. –Jonanna Widner…

Art for Sale! Cheap! Very Cheap!

Just a reminder: Head over to Kettle Art in Deep Ellum tomorrow night for the opening of their Spring Cleaning show. Kettle owner Frank Campagna tells Unfair Park it’s a great way to get fantastic art for cheap — which is to say, a “high-quality hodgepodge” at “rock-bottom prices.” The…

Our Little Boy’s All Growed Up

Very little in this sad world makes us laugh. Paul Varghese — now that guy, he makes us laugh. Oh, sure, that St. Vincent girl gets to be on the blog every day because she’s smokin’ hot and unbelievably talented, singing her sulky, sultry indie pop for all — but…

Bye, Bye, Bio Willie

In April, Willie Nelson resigned from Earth Biofuels’ Advisory Board of Directors. He’s now using his remaining shares of stock as rolling papers. Here’s some exclusive breaking news; take that, Forbes. The magazine’s been all over the problems at Dallas-based Earth Biofuels, for which we’re ever so thankful. But we…

Her Lips Are Red. Red, Damn It, Red

Photo by Tod Seelie So, yeah. At this rate, we’ll have directed you to the entirety of the Polyphonic Spree’s forthcoming The Fragile Army, fragments of which are scattered across the Interwebs, long before its official June 19 release. Anyway, here’s today’s link to a leaked track — in this…