All’s Quiet on the Northwestern Front

The missus and I just concluded a morning tour of the Northwest Dallas polling places, and so far, no drama — or voters, for that matter. At 9:32, we were Nos. 53 and 54 at Leonides Cigarroa Elementary School on Webb Chapel Road and Walnut Hill Lane (our third polling…

Because We Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Tomorrow…

…we will be live-blogging the election, beginning, most likely, in the late morning, between voting and going to Home Depot to buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Matt Pulle will be at county election HQ around 7 p.m., when early results start coming in; Jim Schutze…

Dallas May be “Dynamic,” But Bill Blaydes Ain’t

Bill Blaydes, heretofore known as Mr. Excitement On Wednesday, Danielle McClelland, assistant director of the city’s Public Information Office, posted to the Interwebs a video celebrating all that’s swellerificamazing about this fine city. And, so far, 34 people have seen the danged thing on the YouTubes; guess the peeps don’t…

Hollow Hardware?

The first European. The first Dallas Maverick. The first — ahem — in 25 years not to get his team out of the first friggin’ round of the playoffs. As expected, Dirk Nowitzki will be named the NBA’s Most Valuable Player next Tuesday at a press conference at the American…

Cassel’s Pyles-ing it on, Undercover-Style

Patrick Langlinais Marc Cassel — he of frosty goatees and wink, winks, but seldom the nudge, nudge He goes by the name Gregory C. Bussey — it’s sewn into his chef’s whites. But this is a deep cover name. Bussey is a covert operative at Stephan Pyles, doing whips and…

Sherman Allen Gets Spanked

Pastor Sherman Allen of Shiloh Institutional Church of God in Christ has been suspended from his pastoral duties. And not a moment too soon? The Church of God in Christ has suspended Fort Worth Pastor Sherman Allen “from all national and local pastoral roles and activities” within the denomination. The…

Michael Johnson: Still Built for Speed

Looking…looking … searching … probing … A-ha! Found one — that pebble of positivity amidst the rubble that is Dallas sports these days. Granted, it’s a s-t-r-e-t-c-h. But in the carnage left by the Stars, Mavs and Rangers, I give you Michael Johnson. You remember Dallas’ golden boy, right? Born…

And Your Little Dog Too…

After the jump, we’re posting a phony “Sink the Petition! Save the Trinity!” campaign poster making the local Interwebs rounds this a.m. And, far as we know, Jim Schutze has nothing to do with it. Far as we know. –Robert Wilonsky…

Kicking Out “The Money Changers” in South Dallas

The United Black Clergy, which bills itself as “a coalition of religious leaders, along with Southern Dallas business and civic leaders,” wants mayoral and city council candidates to know something: Their vote is not for sale. They will say as much at 1:30 this afternoon at St. Paul Missionary Baptist…

Jaw-Dropping News from UT-Southwestern

And you thought University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center docs were only into medicine. A study that appears in the latest issue of The Journal of the American Dental Association, which is required reading at Unfair Park, suggests otherwise: Three researchers there have discovered that you don’t need medication to…

Does Earth Biofuels Have an Empty Tank? Forbes Thinks So, Again.

The Dallas-based company to which Willie Nelson’s hooked up the bus and a whole lot more is having financial…um…issues. Things looked good for Dallas-based Earth Biofuels last summer: Willie Nelson and Morgan Freeman were on the board of directors, Julia Roberts signed on as pretty spokeswoman (she even went on…

Stinko de Mayo

I’ve been duped. Pickpocketed. Gutted. Turns out there isn’t a Santa Claus. The CueCat didn’t revolutionize the Internet. I’ve yet to sprout even one hair from my palm. And, worst of all, the Dallas Mavericks haven’t changed their culture. Despite tweaking coaches and role players and logos and arenas and…

Woo-Woo

The spring light dims across a Northwest Dallas backyard. The soft glow from a cluster of white candles circling a young oak tree illuminates the freshly tended lawn. Dangling strings of iridescent paper and shimmering white Christmas lights give the yard a heavenly glow. A gray-haired man in Wrangler jeans…