Dirk’s the NBA MVP!

Well…not really — at least, not so far. But according to an “exclusive survey” of NBA general managers just posted at RealGM.com, Dirk Nowitzki did snatch the Most Valuable Player award, just edging out Phoenix Sun and former Mavs teammate and drinking buddy Steve Nash. Dirk got 17 first-place votes…

Circulation Down — Again — at DMN

On Monday, the Audit Bureau of Circulations will release its spring circulation numbers for major daily newspapers. But today’s online edition of Editor & Publisher has a sneak peek at those numbers, and they aren’t good: “According to industry sources, overall daily circulation for the six month[s] ending March 2007…

Ola, Olla Podrida. You Too, Ola Podrida.

David Wingo, better known as Ola Podrida — the singer-songwriter, not the mall. Here’s the damnedest coincidence: Yesterday, Spin featured as its Artist of the Day selection a band out of Austin called Ola Podrida, which is really none other than soundtrack composer David Wingo — the same guy who…

The Highly Unofficial Unfair Park Mayoral Poll

It does not get any easier than this. You have until 5 p.m. Friday, when the polls close and retire to Lithuania, to tell us who you think ought to be the mayor of our city. You can vote only once, and when you do, the results will be visible…

A “Significant Breach” at Neimans

A lot of people have worked for Neiman Marcus over the years, though, till today, we had no idea how many. Turns out, according to this story, that number’s at 160,000, more or less. How do we know the exact number? Oh, turns out all of their personal info was…

The Beard is Back!

Local radio just got a little bit better with the return of Redbeard. When Chancellor Media Corporation abruptly and without warning yanked Q102 off the air in the late summer of 1998, there was a rumor floating about that Redbeard — the longtime voice and, well, beard of Texas’ Best…

Coats Says Oakley Ain’t Woonerful

Last week in the paper version of Unfair Park, Jim Schutze revealed the real reason Ed Oakley’s been snatching up tiny pieces of land inside the Trinity Design District. Today, mayoral candidate Sam Coats tells Oakley that “an apparent conflict of interest” isn’t such a woonerful thing after all, and…

Woe, Canada

First those hosers take out our hockey team. Now comes word that Toronto’s basketball coach has beaten out ours for NBA Coach of the Year. What’s next — a Canadian winning American Idol? It’s not like an official rule or anything, but can you win an honor if you live…

SMU and the Bush Library: Doin’ It for Dr. Farmer

You must head over this morning to The Bush Library Blog, where Michael Phillips — a researcher at the Center for American History at the University of Texas at Austin and the author of White Metropolis: Race, Ethnicity, and Religion in Dallas, 1841-2001 — takes on the Great George W…

Best Git Body Movin’ to Body World

My father stands at a glass case admiring a human body. The hand has been reduced to muscle and bone, and you can see the intricate weave of ligaments and nerves that run down the arm to control each finger. “Look at the complexity,” my father, a doctor for the…

Full-Court Press Releases

Brian Harkin Someone told us the other day this photo of Sam Coats almost makes them wanna vote for the guy. “Makes him look tough.” Which is one way of putting it. If a mayoral candidate has a beef with one of his fellow combatants, we usually hear about it…

Livin’ in the 1960s

Bobby Patterson played the Sons of Hermann Hall Saturday night. And he wore this jacket. A few random notes from a rare Saturday night out. The family went to dinner in Preston Royal, and when we emerged round about 7:30, the sunset sky was filled with the sounds of…”Livin’ in…

Drink Up and Cover Up

Things are getting mighty ugly in the District 9 Dallas City Council race. Between this story from Pegasus News, in which it’s revealed that council contender Jill Kotvis was convicted in Dallas of driving while intoxicated and for resisting arrest in October 1987, and the following press release we just…

Re: Romowood

A Friend of Unfair Park sends word there are photos of Dallas’ favorite quarterback and Carrie Underwood enjoying theyselves at the Ghostbar this weekend. And, sure enough, they’re on Kidd Kraddick’s Web site. (They’d be even cooler without that “Kidd Kraddick in the Morning” logo smeared all over them.) Andrea…

Local “Fanboy” Gets the Time of Day from Time Magazine

This week, at least, Time magazine insists the word “fanboy” has been transformed from pejorative to powerful compliment — at least, if you’re one of those fanboys who runs a Web site where other fanboys post movie reviews read by other fanboys who will make or break fanboy product just…like…that…

Romowood

Yeah, so maybe Tony Romo and Carrie Underwood are dating after all. But Ghostbar? Jesus, Tony. You can do so much better. According to Perez Hilton, Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo were spotted mugging down at our very own Ghostbar this weekend. Unsure? It probably looked like some kind of…

Schmoes 1, Pros 0

Avery Johnson is still scared of Don Nelson. Yeah, this is gonna be a long series. Toldja. The Dallas Mavericks will eventually win this war, but ol’ pal Don Nelson has already won an important battle. See, when Nellie used to coach the really crappy Mavs in the ‘90s and…

Don Hill Asks Tom Leppert: What, Exactly, Are You Spreading?

Tom Leppert, Don Hill just called you out. Doesn’t really believe that whole billion-dollar minority contract thing. Neither does our sister paper in Cleveland, come to think of it. On Friday, in his weekly mayoral frontrunner round-up, Matt Pulle noted that at week’s end, Don Hill sent Tom Leppert a…

ACS Founder Pissed He Can’t Buy His Own Company

Last month, Affiliated Computer Services’ chairman and founder Darwin Deason offered $59.25 per share for all outstanding ACS shares in order to take his company private. A lot of folks didn’t think too highly of it: the two shareholder groups that filed lawsuits to block Deason and Cerberus Capital Management’s…