Baby, You Can’t Drive Their Car

The New York Times this morning notes that for the first time in nine years, the Today show has decided to send its annual “Where in the World is Matt Lauer?” feature to the Interwebs, where it will have but a single sponsor: Hyundai Motor America. And while most of…

Suite Dreams Are Made Of These

Donald Faison is in town this weekend to get coached by some Mavs for a charity event. He’s also the only reason we watch Scrubs anymore. Stacy Keibler won’t be here after all, so, no, I won’t exploit this as a cheap end-around allowing me to post some senseless, skin-friendly…

Tom Leppert’s Gettin’ Down in the Southern Sector

Dr. Frederick D. Haynes III has put his church’s muscle behind Tom Leppert in a radio spot that busts, by our count, two and a half moves. So, we know the mayoral candidates are no good at making TV and Interwebs spots — well, except for Tom Leppert. (And, I…

The Kornman Falleth

So much for that big Gary Kornman trial we were all awaiting: Unfair Park has learned that yesterday, the Dallas attorney appeared in United State District Judge Jorge Solis’ courtroom, two years after the feds indicted him on four counts of securities fraud and lying to the Securities and Exchange…

Arresting Development

So, if you really want to hear the Police in Dallas, you have two choices at this late date: You can fork over a few hundred bucks (or $2,500 for some top-notch tix) for the band’s sold-out shows at the American Airlines Center June 26 and 27. Or you can…

The Kindness of Strangers

Angel post-surgery, because we’re not about to show you the before pictures. Late yesterday, we received word from Operation Kindness that Angel, a 9-pound spaniel-terrier mix in a protective E-collar, was discovered by a Garland couple (Diane and David Leslie) last Friday as she was trying to cross the intersection…

Curbing Our Enthusiasm

Dunno yet how Laurie David felt about her and Sheryl Crow’s appearance last night on the SMU campus. But Laurie, wife of Larry, does have this to say this a.m. about her trip to Dallas: “Say goodbye to old man winter… say hello to sweet spring time”…. Tim McGraw sings…

Video Killed the Mayoral Candidate

Note to Max Wells: Make cooler videos. Remember, you like the kids now. You need them. You no longer want them off your front lawn. I am not exactly sure why Max Wells — or, more likely, his people — would feel the need to post to the Interwebs a…

That’s So Craig Watkins!

Craig Watkins, you are one powerful man. Seriously, that’s what Ebony says in its May issue (the “Ebony Power 150” issue, to be exact), and who are we to argue with the fact that the Dallas County District Attorney has “The New Power”? The magazine’s list of “the next generation…

Playmaker Assaults Two More; Pleads Innocent, Dummy

You gotta love Michael Irvin. No really, you just gotta. Sure, he might have he made the Pro Football Hall of Fame as one of the all-time great offensive players, but there’s nothing better than the former Dallas Cowboys receiver when he’s playing defense. This morning, KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket)…

How Would Jesus Invest?

There’s a story in today’s Milwaukee Journal Sentinel about a man named Tom Czech, who’s the president of Summit Investment Management Ltd. in Milwaukee. Czech, who’s Catholic, will not invest in companies that peddle sin, which is to say he won’t put his or anyone else’s dough in “tobacco makers,…

The Karl Rove Presidential Library?

A Friend of Unfair Park sends word that The Bush Library Blog has become quite the popular destination of late — particularly today, as it cracks WordPress’ Blogs of the Day, landing at the No. 16 spot. It probably scores that ranking today because of a weekend posting in which…

Spearmint Rhino Charging Into Dallas

Man, the Dallas Business Journal has all the good stories — like this one from today, about how the internationally renown Spearmint Rhino topless joint’s has taken over the old Old San Francisco Steak House spot on Composite Drive, off Walnut Hill Lane and Stemmons Expressway. Now, you have to…

Children’s Gets Its Own Universal Translator

Captain Kirk, is that a Universal Translator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? You remember how, on the original Star Trek, Captain Kirk used the Universal Translator to talk to the Gorn? C’mon — the Gorn, ‘member, that giant lizard creature Captain Kirk rassled with…

Gang Green

Laurie David and Sheryl Crow want to remind you, and the rest of The Huffington Post’s readers, that they’re kicking off their Stop Global Warming College Tour tonight at 8 on the SMU campus. And at this very moment, I can hear every gas-guzzling, Exxon-lovin’, non-believing crank clucking over the…

Go Get St. Vincent’s “Now. Now.” Now.

We can take no credit for breaking St. Vincent, but that won’t stop us from trying. We an’t think of a lovelier way to start a week: Before you do anything else this morning, go over to our Friend Chris Cantalini’s renowned MP3 blog, Gorilla vs. Bear, where you must…