How Many Times Does a Guy Have to Say “No,” Anyway?

At this moment, 836 people want Mark Cuban to own the Chicago Cubs; it’s science, you can look it up. Now you can add to that list Alan Schwarz of The New York Times, who this morning goes where Radar Online’s has gone before: to the Cuban’s buying the Chicago…

From Hard Rock to Rubble, Most Likely

Well, you’d best get ready to say your goodbyes to the old Hard Rock Cafe, because it’s most likely coming down after all. Just two hours ago, the Landmark Commission voted during its monthly City Hall meeting 7-4 against initiating proceedings that might have granted the building landmark designation, which…

By Now, You Should Be One Of Them

The Paper Chase will eat your ass for dinner and ask for seconds. What? Too strong? Don’t have tickets for tonight’s Explosions in the Sky-The Paper Chase show at the Granada? “Tough shit,” as my great-grandmother would say. It sold out like a high-school homecoming game — which is appropo,…

Out of Exile, Scott Sams is Back

C’mon, admit it — you missed Scott Sams just a little. No? Sorry, m’bad. In January, Scott Sams got WFAA-Channel 8 to pay him $660,000 in back pay, damages and attorneys’ fees after he sued the station for getting canned in 2004. Now, the Sherman-stuck anchor found a way to…

Check That, Mavs Win!

The last time the Mavs won a division, the team looked a whole lot different. I know, the Mavericks played like April fools in Phoenix Sunday afternoon. But the day wasn’t a total loss. In fact, it was a major win. How’s that? After Dallas’ ugly loss, the San Antonio…

The Emp-Tea Room

It had to be a helluva way to go out. On Saturday night, the Gypsy Tea Room said its farewell with a show from the band the Plain White T’s — and, turned out, the T’s didn’t leave the joint as they’d found it. But contrary to reports sent to…

Catfish for Sale. Got $500,000?

Maybe you, like everyone else I know, want to own a restaurant, only you don’t have the long green needed to realize that life-long ambition. And if you do have the dough, well, it’s hard out there for a restaurateur; today’s celebrated hot spot is tomorrow’s Standard, after all. There…

Southwest Still Good; American, Getting Worse

Southwest Airlines, as always, had the lowest consumer complaint rate (0.18 per 100,000 passengers, neat) of all the major airlines in 2006. Yet it came in at only No. 5 on the Air Quality Rating 2007 report, issued today by Brent D. Bowen of the University of Nebraska at Omaha…

The Pentecostal Circus

El Greco, “Descent of the Holy Spirit” He called himself Apostle. And many a Sunday morning was punctuated with the skronk-skronk of a saxophone as he blew his rendition of “Amazing Grace.” He was a young man, and he’d recently gotten out of prison, where he had some kind of…

Hip-Hop Hooray for Ghostbar…Not.

We imagine David Faustino looked a little like this Wednesday night when told he needed to fork over a thou just to get into Ghostbar. Hey, Grimes, looks like while you can get into Ghostbar, Treach from Naughty By Nature ain’t so fortunate — if that’s what you call it…

Fore! Play!

No, check that, the new PGA Superstore in Plano isn’t just a teasing appetizer, it’s downright orgasmic. If, that is, you get aroused milling around an old Home Depot warehouse filled with sports memorabilia, a gazillion Izods, two bajillion clubs, a tennis court, a putting green, a chipping area complete…

DHL Slow To Deliver

Somebody get me the number of Avi Adelman’s sleep therapist. I honestly don’t know how he gets any rest at all. The drunks pee too much. The cops tow too little. The noise is too loud … oh, cripes, we can’t cover all this ground at once. Better you just…

Jerry Jones Builds Giant Shell for TV Set

Baseball commissioner Bud Selig has come under fire — from, of all places, Congress, which clearly has nothing else to worry about — for Major League Baseball’s $700-mil deal with DirecTV, which airs the league’s “Extra Innings” package that lets viewers get about 60 outta-town games every week for $160,…

The Money, Money, Money Men

In recent months, the Dallas-based father-and-son investment team of Craig and Don Hodges — better known as the $650-mil Hodges Fund — has gotten plenty o’ pub in such pubs as Kiplinger’s and USA Today. The former celebrated the duo as “a rare, old-fashioned fund” that’s making more on its…

Well, That’s Why They Call it “F?tbol.”

Not even the appearance of former Jesuit star Kenny Cooper was enough to make yesterday’s soccer game in Frisco worth attending…or watching. Sounds like yesterday’s soccer game between the U.S. and Guatemalan national teams was a snoozer at Frisco’s Pizza Hut Park. The crowd got up when local star Kenny…

Re: The Fight Over the Old Hard Rock Building

John McKee, one of the McKinney Avenue residents leading the charge to get the former Hard Rock Cafe building designated a city landmark, takes issue with at least one charge made by Hard Rock Cafe attorney Eric Moye in the story below. In the original piece, Moye, a former state…