“Full-Figured”? “Heavy-Set”? “Big-Boned”?

Because if you are, and you want that extra weight to translate into some extra dough-re-mi, then be at Dave and Buster’s on North Central Expressway and Walnut Hill Lane Sunday from 2 to 6 p.m. That’s when the producers from ABC’s show Supernanny will be in town scouting talent…

Deep In It Now, A Neighborhood Tries to Save Itself

Can’t believe we went a whole day without a Deep Ellum posting. But, alas, it’s a brand-new day, and we’ve got some brand-new news, more or less: The Deep Ellum Association had separated itself from the Deep Ellum Foundation. For background on the spat between the two entities, read Andrea…

Cotton Goes to Arlington

On KTCK-AM (1310, The Ticket) this morning, “Dunham & Miller” co-host George Dunham was blaming Mayor Laura Miller for the Cotton Bowl’s leaving the Cotton Bowl. Sure, why not. Only problem is, George is wrong — at least, partially wrong. See, everyone’s to blame here, if blame is what you’re…

SMU Top Cop Going to Afghanistan. Not For Spring Break, Either.

Michael Snellgrove, SMU’s chief of police, is taking his law-enforcing to Afghanistan. Fewer sorority girls, probably. This definitely doesn’t count as a promotion: SMU’s Daily Campus had a piece late last week about Michael Snellgrove, who, for the past four years, has been the university’s police chief. (He’s actually been…

St. Vincent Not Quite Signed, But Still Very Awesome

Photo by Tod Seelie I do so regret not being able to make the St. Vincent-Midlake-Tacks, the Boy Disaster show Saturday night at the Granada Theater; family duties and all. Nonetheless, our boy Chris Cantalini at Gorilla vs. Bear does have some pics to go along with his rave, natch…

Penthouse, Meet Outhouse

We’re not sure what’s worse: getting traded to the 22-win Hawks or having to wear their godawful unis. A toss-up, seems like. One day you’re getting your finger sized for a championship ring; the next, you’re on a plane headed down the standings into the lottery. Anthony Johnson, traded from…

The Doom Patrol

John Carmack, fourth from left, and his crew at the Oklahoma Spaceport, with the craft called Pixel So, Virgin Records’ Richard Branson wants to create the world’s first private spaceline by 2009, costing folks some $200,000 for two hours in space. And Amazon founder Jeff Bezos is out in West…

Buy. Out. Buyout. (That’s an Electric Company Reference.)

So, that was quick: From “first reported on Friday evening” to settled by Sunday afternoon, TXU yesterday was taken private after Kohlberg Kravis Roberts and Texas Pacific Group forked over $45 billion for the Dallas-based energy provider. And eight of the 11 coal-fired plants TXU wanted to build throughout the…

It’s Rainning Wilson, Hallelujah!

Dunno if you saw this Saturday night — and I did, a sad admission — but Saturday Night Live’s latest “Digital Short,” starring The Office’s Rainn Wilson as a business exec trying to slash the budget, had a local tie. Granted, it was a very tenuous and accidental local tie…

“This Is What God Told Me to Do to You”

Pastor Sherman Allen of Shiloh Institutional Church of God in Christ is accused of assaulting at least eight women. Eight women have now come forward alleging that Pastor Sherman Allen of Fort Worth beat them with a wooden paddle and, in several cases, sexually abused them, according to Stan Broome,…

When “Uh, Sorry, Man” Just Won’t Cut It

Craig Watkins is apologizing to folks exonerated by DNA evidence. He might be very, very busy… New Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins is making it a practice to shake hands with and apologize to those folks who have been exonerated through DNA tests — which has happened twice since…

That’s All She Rote

This ain’t no Craigslist (oh, how we wish), but after the jump, a British scribe writing a book about Manchester United has an intriguing request for help. And, amazingly, it concerns my favorite soccer team ever: the Dallas Tornado. (Side note: Former Manchester United goalkeeper, Alex Stepney, played for Dallas…

We Clearly Need New Distribution Boxes

Hey, can somebody go out and pick up that Observer box? That’d be swell. Thanks. Oh, wait. That picture’s from November. Well, that’s very breaking news. (This joke has an expiration date. Someone let me know when the News changes the photo on its home page? ‘Preciate that.) –Robert Wilonsky…

Messing About

We Americans are be ob-freaking-cessed with winning awards. There are the obvious accolades: Oscars, Heismans, Super Bowl trophies, Grammys. And then there are the less obvious ones that, amazingly enough, we strive for just the same. Like the “I have the grossest, messiest, most junked-up room in the history of…

I Want My DCTV!

Former county treasurer Lisa Hembry’s now in charge of local cable access TV. Party on. Pretty much every day since last Friday, The Harrell Group’s David Dunnigan has been on my ass — by which I mean, asking very nicely, actually — to post something about the changes at Dallas…

And Now, A Word About Deep Ellum From Our Mayor (No, Not That One)

Zac Crain has some thoughts about Deep Ellum. Any other mayoral candidates wanna play? Yesterday’s Deep Ellum posting (the 426th in a series, I believe) stirred quite the conversation concerning the fate of the neighborhood. Buried beneath the torrent of comments (56 and counting), a Friend of Unfair Park directed…

Miami Twice

Assorted notes, quotes and anecdotes from a Thursday night at American Airlines Center that ended in a Mavs blowout win over the Miami Heat, an effortless season sweep and this sobering thought: How the hell did we lose to that team in The Finals? Playing against a marquee opponent in…

The Lost Dallas Doc About…Carhops?

The crew at the first Pig Stand, built in 1921 on the highway between Dallas and Fort Worth During a little late-night GooTube browsing I stumbled across a documentary called Carhops, which was filmed here in the early 1970s. It was posted only yesterday by its maker, Don Pasquella. (Who,…

NPR Loves DA Fond of DNA

That National Public Radio story about Dallas County District Attorney Craig Watkins, which we mentioned Wednesday evening, ran this morning on Morning Edition. You can hear it here. Already a couple of Friends of Unfair Park have e-mailed with some unhappy comments (they’re not thrilled with the portrayal of Dallas…

Them Balls Gots Plenty o’ Juice

The Huffington Post’s Melinda Henneberger accompanied her old pal, The Mayor, to Austin yesterday for the TXU coal-plant permit hearings that weren’t, and she filed this report for the Web site. Henneberger, a former Dallas Morning News’er, also brings something new to the table, a quote not found in Dallas’…