Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Yesterday evening, we finally talked to Bobby Hood, co-owner of Gezellig on Lower Greenville, where, last Friday, some folks were ticketed for smoking on the premises in violation of the city’s smoking ordinance. Hood and his partner in the restaurant-live-music-venue were actually among those popped, and despite the tenor and…

Re: Get on the Bus (Now With Free Food!)

The mayor sends the following missive concerning the Tuesday-evening bus ride to Waco for the Texas Clean Air Cities Coalition’s anti-coal-plant presentation: I made an executive decision to waive the $10 bus fee to Waco this morning while I was talking about it on KVIL. Seems like we could get…

Oh, Mighty Isis…Isis…Isis

Kathleen Diane Manning, who died February 11 Because Unfair Park is committed to spotlighting the most eye-catching paid-for obituaries in the paper, this morning we bring you Kathleen Diane Manning, who died February 11. (Our condolences, of course.) What caught our eye this a.m. wasn’t necessarily the body of the…

Son of a Bum

Four minutes. That’s how long it took new Dallas Cowboys head coach Wade Phillips to accomplish what his predecessor couldn’t in four years. Namely, make us all feel comfortable. Relaxed. Like we’re somehow connected, if not on the same team. “Feels good to have these cowboy boots back in Texas,”…

Bush Think Tank | How to Hide Your Weed

Bush Think Tank Twisted sense of morality: I agree that promoting rational debate over promulgating a warped ideology is paramount. So, I was disappointed to find Mr. Schutze comparing Bush to Idi Amin (“W. and Us,” February 8). Equating a policy crafted in the wake of an unprovoked terrorist attack…

I Love Josh Howard

Here’s what Josh Howard got you for Valentine’s: Versatile talent and a vicious temperament, which have possessed your Dallas Mavericks to grab the NBA’s best record and shed their notorious “soft” label. A reserved role model, who forged his success squeezing positive lessons from a dicey environment. A star athlete…

Twice Burned

Plans to replace the historic Dreyfuss Club at White Rock Lake, which burned to the ground last fall, are ongoing, but what caused the fire that destroyed the vintage city building remains “undetermined,” according to a Dallas Fire-Rescue report obtained by the Dallas Observer. Arson cannot be ruled out. “Everything…

Clear as Glass

Clear as glass?: Last week, Aubrey Mayhew, an 80-year-old former music producer in Nashville, received a call from one of his sons, who had some disturbing news. Mick Mayhew told his daddy that the so-called “sniper’s perch” from the old Texas School Book Depository, from which Lee Harvey Oswald killed…

No Wonder Channel 5’s Tanking. Mike Snyder’s Disgusting

Glory be to God on high: Uncle Barky says KXAS-Channel 5’s inexplicable chart-topping success at 10 p.m. may soon be coming to an end, thanks to two things — WFAA-Channel 8’s dependable newcasts, anchored by beliked (uh…) stalwarts John McCaa and Gloria Campos, and Channel 5’s desperate, icky obsession with…

Know What I Mean, Verne?

We gotta say, our fave Verne memories have to do with Bowling for Dollars…and Happy Gilmore. You know how I know you’re gay? Your name’s John Amaechi. You know how I know you’re happy? Your name’s Verne Lundquist. Lundquist, who was Dallas’ and WFAA-Channel 8’s Dale Hansen before Dale Hansen,…

In Dallas, There is a Business World “Man of Mystery”

Ram Charan has a Dallas office, but he’s too busy traveling the business world to actually step foot in it. Till I saw this Newsweek story, I’d didn’t know much about Ram Charan, which the mag refers to as “The CEO Whisperer” and the “Corporate Confidant.” Turns out, he’s only…

I Think I’ll Go Downtown

We’ll be honest: We will never forgive our former publisher, who beat a Quick retreat, for moving us out of our longtime downtown Dallas digs for an Uptown address. We loved being downtown, in the old KLIF building at Commerce and Central. So what if that meant occasionally having to…

A Killing off Kennedy

On Friday at 11:43 a.m. Central Standard Time, someone will be the new owner of the sniper’s perch from the Texas School Book Depository from which Lee Harvey Oswald (allegedly, whatever) shot and killed President John F. Kennedy on November 22, 1963. At least, that is how a window and…

The O.C. Hearts The New Year

Matt Kadane, left, and Bubba Kadane have a very special connection with The O.C….Oh, what’s that you say? My bad. Me, not so much a fan of The O.C., which apparently has but two episodes left before it walks into the Pacific and drowns itself. So, turns out I missed…

Get on the Bus

The mayor e-mailed Unfair Park last night with an offer to spend Tuesday night with her. At last! Oh, and you are invited as well, when Mayor Laura Miller and the Texas Clean Air Cities Coalition drive down to Waco the evening before the TXU coal-plant permit hearings begin in…

From Scrap Iron to Solid Gold, Or Close To It

Scrap Iron, featured here in a clip from Hal Samples’ doc-in-progress, performs tonight at the Granada. When’s the last time your only wish came true? Toward the end of November, we posted a clip from local photog Hal Samples’ doc-in-progress Dreamtown, about the homeless in Dallas. In that clip, Samples…

Tony Romo Rocks. So We Hear.

Charlie Steffens If this picture were at all legible, you’d be able to make out Mr. Belding, Metal Skool lead singer Michael Starr and Tony Romo. An e-mail just arrived in my inbox from the publicist at the Key Club in Los Angeles — which has no relation to the…

Random Notes

A couple of things. First, the House of Blues sent out a notice today that at the end of February, us press types are invited to come down to tour the joint, which will open in May in the White Swan Building in the West End…pardon, Victory Park, my bad…