Fort Worth Skunks Dallas on Bike Plan

It was shortly before or not long after I read Robert Wilonsky’s post from earlier this week about Dallas retaking its rightful crown as the country’s worst major city for cyclists that I wiped out, in suitably humiliating fashion, as I rode my bike to work down Hillcrest Road. I…

Great, Now Dallas Is One Of The Least Fit Cities In The Nation

In addition to being smutty and un-hip, the DFW area is now ranking way down at number 47 on the American College of Sports Medicine’s Fitness Index. And the bad news is that unlike some of the other lists we’ve been bitching about lately (looking at you, perv index) this…

Yesterday at High Noon, PETA Barbecued One of Its Own

Those kooky animal lovers at PETA are up to their crazy shenanigans again. (By “kooky” and “crazy shenanigans” what we mean is, “Have you ever wondered if PETA is just some sort of pervy scam to get twentysomething women to disrobe in public?) According to the groups press release, they…

How Jimmy’s Conquered Dallas

If you order a hoagie in Philly, there’s a good chance it will come on a Sarcone’s roll. Sure, other bakeries supply bread for some shops around town, but Sarcone’s has built a legacy out of its sesame-seed-studded bread and that chewy texture that’s a workout for your jaw. Order…