Become a Monk, Only Without the Lifetime Celibacy Thing

Have you ever wanted to be a monk but are turned off by the inconveniences of monastic life? Maybe said to yourself, “Gee, I’d love to devote my whole life to God, but that’s so hard. How about just four days? And that life-of-celibacy thing is a deal breaker.” If…

Here’s All Those True Crime Yarns in One Fancy E-Book: Seven Sins

Every week writers for Dallas Observer and our parent company, Village Voice Media, produce elegant magazine-style feature writing — a gritty portion of which comes in the form of true-crime stories. Now VVM has collected some of its best recent true-crime yarns into an ebook: Seven Sins: A True Crime…

UT-Dallas: Way Less Fun and Way More Expensive than UT-Austin

It wasn’t without some pride that I saw last week that my alma mater, the University of Texas at Dallas, had earned what may be its first superlative. (OK, maybe its second, but the most-hideous-architecture label was unofficial.) The Texas Tribune has helpfully compiled a list of average tuition and…

Why Does Dallas Keep Forgetting About its Cheese-Heroin Problem?

On Friday, Dallas police reported that they were investigating the apparent overdose deaths of two students from Thomas Jefferson High School in March and April: 14-year-old Jaime Morales, who was found dead at his home in Northwest Dallas, and an unnamed 17-year-old, found dead in an apartment on Ferguson Road…

Cheese Heroin Reappears at Thomas Jefferson

“Cheese,” the cheap-as-hell mixture of cold medicine and black tar heroin, is again rearing its head at DISD’s Thomas Jefferson High School. The school, which was known by students as the Cheesehead Factory, had reportedly done a pretty good job of ridding if from their hallways.Now, another student has died…