Goodbye for Now, Young Damarcus Offord

The Dallas Independent School District elections were held last weekend, and as we maybe should have known all along, Elizabeth Jones, Dan Micciche and Bernadette Nutall — the candidates with tens of thousands of PAC dollars and personal endorsements from the Citizen — blew out their competition. The most interesting…

Why Did SMU Really Fire Steve Orsini?

You don’t shoot the goose that laid the golden egg. You just don’t — not unless you really, really have to or the goose stops pooping out gold. Which is why SMU’s firing of athletic director Steve Orsini yesterday was so perplexing, and why the non-explanation offered by school President…

Commission Recommends DISD Get Rid Of Metal Detectors. But Do They Work?

As Matthew Haag noted yesterday over at the Morning News’ education blog, DISD’s Citizen Budget Review Commission made several recommendations at last week’s board briefing for how the district might cut costs. The most eye-catching: consider getting rid of metal detectors in middle and high schools. The commission’s report calls…

Woman Escapes Highway Kidnapping by Man Who Faked Fixing Her Tire

Michelle Flores finished her bartending shift at a Dallas nightclub and was driving home to Fort Worth late Sunday night when someone pulled alongside her car, mouthing ‘Your tire, your tire … pull over.’ The 35-year-old mother of three would have normally ignored such a warning, but this time pulled…

Red Light Cameras Coming to a School Bus Near You

Every kindergartener with a sense of self-preservation knows not to trust the stop signs that jut out from the sides of school buses, because even though they are the same reflective red octagons as those planted in concrete and the word “STOP” is written in the same white font, people…

Now, They Find White Powder at the Crowley Courthouse

Update at 4:55 p.m.Turns out, the powder was harmless. Tests, presumably by someone who has crushed anti-depressants into powder, showed that the substance was similar to “an anti-depressant medication that had been crushed into a powder.” In the case at the Arbors shopping center in far North Dallas, a clerk…

A Missing Teenager’s Texas Getaway

By the time the missing girl emerges from her best friend’s bathroom, the sun is up and the coffee’s cold. The pale 16-year-old is skinnier than in the photos, and her long, blonde-dyed-brown hair is now bright purple and tied in pigtails that fall over the shaved sides of her…

Try Not To Breathe Too Much Today, DFW

Take a look outside your window. You’ve probably gotten used to that omnipresent, smoky haze that hangs over the Metroplex like a pall of economic viability — upwind power plants a’chugging; cars snaking down tangles of toll roads and highways; shale gas production amid the cities and ‘burbs slowed but…

Mike Miles’ DISD House-Cleaning is Under Way

You knew it was coming. Incoming DISD chief Mike Miles laid it out pretty clearly during his first presentation to the DISD school board last week, to say nothing of his reformist track record in Colorado Springs. But a month and a half before Miles’ official July 1 start date,…