On the Line with the ‘Cliffhangers’ of Reunion Tower

The most iconic feature of Dallas’ skyline is the geodesic sphere atop the Reunion Tower. The 259 high-output LEDs around this ball form patterns for holidays, sports victories and various remembrances. But someone has to keep the sphere in shape — cleaning windows, inspecting the light nodes and changing the…

5 Pieces of Advice for Andy Beal, the Guy With the $100 Million House

Andy Beal, he of enormous banking wealth and modest fame from his second life as an amateur mathematician, high-stakes poker player and failed space entrepreneur, has purchased what was listed as the most expensive home in Texas history — Tom Hicks’ sprawling, 25-acre Preston Hollow estate. Being that Preston Hollow…

Unsocialized: 2015’s Texas Social Media Wrecks

The best thing about the incessant deluge of crap to which we are now subject thanks to Twitter, Facebook, Snapchat, Gmail push alerts, Google alerts and Instagram, among many, many others, is the daily occurrence of something untoward, accidental or just silly slipping past a public figure’s social media goalie…

Dallas Isn’t Very Good at Fighting Blight

Every so often, city officials descend on a particularly dismal corner of southern Dallas, say a few words about the neighborhood’s bright future and then gaze appreciatively while hulking construction equipment tears apart a decrepit house or apartment complex as TV cameras roll. It’s an attention-grabbing and even useful spectacle. Far…

What Median Rent Will Get You in Dallas

Although you are already well aware, either because you are one of the 66 percent of Dallasites who rent your home or because you’ve wondered at the bewildering number of luxury apartments sprouting up around the city’s core, the point bears repeating: The rent is too damn high. This is true…

Meet Joe Pappalardo, the Observer‘s New Editor

Please welcome back for a return engagement, Joe Pappalardo, who takes over as the Observer’s editor on December 7. Longtime readers with good memories — we’re pretty sure they exist — will remember Joe from his time as a staff writer here 15 years ago. He recalled us fondly, as…

Seriously, What’s With All Those Soviet Apartments?

We have a confession to make. Two weeks ago, we published a piece in this space purporting to identify Dallas’ 10 HOTTEST Apartment Complexes. While this might seem to imply that we used some sort of objective methodology for determining HOTNESS — or, for that matter, had any knowledge at all about…

Plano’s Harry LaRosiliere for Mayor of Suburbia

To get a flavor of the opposition to “Plano Tomorrow,” the northern suburb’s newly adopted comprehensive plan, you don’t need to listen to the dozens of residents who spoke against it at a marathon City Council meeting this week. Skimming this column by a leader of the opposition group Plano Future will…

Dallas’ 10 HOTTEST Apartment Complexes

Yeah, we know: Dallas is all about big houses with green lawns and a couple of cars in the garage — WRONG! Maybe that was true when your grandma was alive, but this is the 21st century. Apartment living is where it’s at, and in case you’ve been living under…

Can Austin Save Dallas Homeowners from Getting Screwed on Property Taxes?

Last week the city of Austin took the unusual step of suing the Travis Central Appraisal District, the body that sets property values on which local governments and school districts assess taxes. According to Austin officials, commercial properties were widely and consistently undervalued, handicapping the city’s ability to provide services and…

HBO’s Show Me a Hero Could Be Set in Dallas Today, Minus the Hero

Months ago, Dallas school board member Miguel Solis shipped me a copy of a 1999 book called Show Me a Hero  by former New York Times writer (now senior columnist at Huffington Post) Lisa Belkin, about a late 1980s affordable housing/desegregation fight in Yonkers, an inner-rim suburb of New York…