Someone Robbed Wild Salsa While Downing a Bottle of Tequila and Three Michelob Ultras
Burglars are typically a harried lot. There’s only so much time between a window being smashed and police or an angry, gun-wielding property owner arrive to see what’s up. See also: The Librarians of America Just About Destroyed Wild Salsa on Saturday Night The person who broke into Wild Salsa,…