Pete Schweddy Weighs In on Bryan Adams’ G.P.S. Monitors

We began the week with news of Bryan Adams High School outfitting chronic truants with Global Positioning System monitors, which lead to a heated, inevitable debate over their use. And it hasn’t ended: Yesterday, National Public Radio’s Talk of the Nation ran a lengthy segment on the devices’ use at…

The Sighs of Texas Are Upon Us

Was reading this the other day. Then this. And this. When it struck me: For all its greats and glories, the University of Texas spits out some real goofballs. To be fair, Cedric Benson may prove to be innocent and Roger Clemens may not have taken steroids and Tom Hicks…

UT Dallas Needs a New Mascot, Pronto

This “Comet-like character” is among the proposed mascots for the University of Texas at Dallas. As a former University of Texas at Dallas co-ed, I can safely say it was never clear exactly what we were. Allow me to clarify: For some sports, we were the Comets, local and proud…

Ranger Danger: DISD Trustee Suggests Altering Board Policies

DISD school board trustee Carla Ranger As mentioned below, at last night’s meeting of the Dallas Independent School District’s board of trustees, Carla Ranger delivered a speech in which she questioned the ethics of board president Jack Lowe, whose company, it was revealed last weekend, has received some $10 million…

Bond and Gagged: Notes from Last Night’s DISD Board of Trustees Meeting

Outside the Dallas Independent School District board of trustees meeting last night, more than a dozen protesters carried signs decrying the $1.35-billion bond proposal and DISD leadership. “F! The sign speaks for itself,” said Pete Peterson, pictured above. “The audit doesn’t look good for the district, and that doesn’t look…

UNT to Offer Grad-Level Course Dorkdom, Geekness Come Fall

Action figure … or study aid? Shaun Treat’s a Visiting Professor of Rhetoric at the University of North Texas — and, no, I have no idea what that means, not exactly. But just in time for the onslaught of super-hero movies crashing into multiplexii this summer, UNT today has announced…

Wait, Doesn’t Everyone Get Into UT?

A D.C.-based nonprofit called Project on Fair Representation today filed a 35-page federal lawsuit against the University of Texas at Austin. The suit claims that the school’s admissions policies kept out a white 18-year-old high-schooler named Abigail Noel Fisher, who, says the very detailed legal docs, is sorta near the…

Dropping Out in Dallas

The nonprofit America’s Promise Alliance of which Colin Powell is the founding chair, this morning released a report titled Cities in Crisis: A Special Analytic Report on High School Graduation, which disputes the notion that 85 percent of all high school students get their diplomas. Says the study, it’s more…

John Wiley Price, You’ve Been Schooled

John Wiley Price, namesake of a new African school Later this year, Masai children in rural Kenya will begin classes in a school named for “one of Texas’ greatest sons.” They — indeed their parents and just about everyone else in Kenya — might be a bit puzzled about the…

DISD Now $316,000 Lighter

Last week came news that the Dallas Independent School District would be repaying federal grant money is was using rather inappropriately — like, $316,000 worth of federal grant money. That dough, provided by a Centers for Disease Control and Prevention grant, was supposed to go to HIV prevention education efforts…

No Child Left Behind. Yeah, O.K.

High-stakes testing doesn’t result in better education, at least not among minorities — it just leads to a disproportionate number of African-Americans, Latinos and ESL students dropping out of Texas schools. That’s one finding in a new report released today by Rice University and the University of Texas. The study…

UT Dallas Is a Wise Investment

Last year, Kiplinger listed the University of Texas at Dallas as the 69th-best deal for in-staters among public colleges. This year, the school formerly known as the Graduate Research Center of the Southwest moves way, way up to the No. 50 slot, after the personal-finance advisors factored in both academic…

Now, Now, Voyager?

Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu, a supporter of Dallas-based Voyager Expanded Learning — but why, some wonder. On December 20, The Washington Post ran a lengthy piece questioning the relationship between Louisiana Senator Mary Landrieu, the ranking Democrat and chairwoman of the Senate’s D.C. appropriations subcommittee until a year ago, and…

Gettin’ Smart: It’s Worth It!

I had no idea it paid so well to be a DISD student. That’s what it says in the new issue of U.S. News & World Report: In Dallas, high school students can pocket about $100 for every passing score on college-level examinations. The Advanced Placement Incentive Program “has created…

A Degree in Creationism? Could Happen.

The Texas Freedom Network sends word that, at this very moment, the Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board Committee on Academic Excellence and Research in Austin is discussing and considering a request from the Institute for Creation Research in Dallas for a certificate of authority to grant degrees in Texas. And…

The Mighty Quinn (Well, Mightier)

Paul Quinn College president Michael Sorrell “We are embarking upon a journey to become one of America’s elite small colleges,” writes Paul Quinn College’s newly installed president, Michael J. Sorrell, on the school’s Web site. And he has a long, long way to go: As the Associated Press noted yesterday…

Math Problem? No Problem.

We probably post too many press releases dumped on Unfair Park’s door step — it’s not like Sprinkles is sending us cupcakes. But here’s one we feel comfortable passing along. Because, like, it’s for the kids, man. Or their parents. Both, sounds like. Almost sounds too good to be true,…

Dallas Mascot Challenge: Furred vs. Feathered

Do you like to dress up in costume and dance around for kids? If so, and you’re not currently enrolled in an educational institution at which the top grade level is “12” or lower, you may be creepy. (Birthday party clowns are no exception, as anyone who, like me, is…