Plastic Bag Bans and Mandatory Recycling: A Glimpse into Dallas’ Trash Future
Best case scenario: The world’s largest retailer builds a spaceship that allows humanity to flee a trash-choked planet and spend several centuries growing ever fatter and lazier on an interstellar cruise, unwitting captives to a self-aware computer, until an oddly adorable trash-compacting robot unshackles us from our digital overlord and…