This Just In: Hockey is – Surprisingly – Still Alive

Coulda swore the National Hockey League never returned from its 2005 lockout. No, wait, don’t I sorta remember a hip little hiccup back in 2008? Honestly, they tell me there will be a Dallas Stars game down at American Airlines Center tonight. Marc Crawford is the new coach. Brenden Morrow is…

The Dallas City Council, Paper Dolls

If you’ve got some time this afternoon, you may wanna tune into the city council’s budget amendment briefing, which has turned its attention to the council members’ proposal to cut their own budget. As you may know, the council’s modest proposal got more modest last week. But the council –…

Yes, But Will Quad Pi Perform?

Unfair Park’s about to get a new down-the-street neighbor, as evidenced by this coming-soon banner I espied on the drive to work this morning. And, no, this is not the Hot Klub reunion scheduled for October 9 — though, funny thing, it’s but blocks down Maple Avenue from Mark Lee’s…

Iraqi Demands His Wings, Pizza N’ Things

Courthouse News this morning draws our attention to the plight of Brwa Aziz, a dentist in Iraq for whom the mission has not been accomplished. Aziz, you see, enjoys sinking his teeth into North American fast food. He’s already serving up smoothies, as a franchisee of Canada-based Juice Zone, and…

What’s Next, Kevin Millwood on Waivers?

Buddy of mine took his 9-year-old to the Rangers game Monday night in Arlington. Kid, not surprisingly, wanted some ice cream. In one of those cool, plastic Rangers helmet cups. One problem: “They didn’t have any Rangers helmet cups,” my buddy tells me. “They had run out. They told us…

Sorry Rangers Fans, You Don’t Deserve the Playoffs

I raised the white flag a while back. Apparently you guys finally gave up, um, last night. With the Texas Rangers in the middle of a pennant race for only the fourth time in their 37-year history and Cy Young candidate Scott Feldman pitching against a very beatable opponent, an announced crowd of…

The Resurrection of God, er, Tom Landry

This may be the craziest, saddest, best, coolest photo I’ve ever seen posted. The good news: Tom Landry’s statue is being re-erected today in front of Gate A at Cowboys Stadium. The bad news: Kinda creeps me out that it reminds me of …..

Tom Landry’s Fallen and He Can’t Get Up

Patrick Michels was out at Jerry Jones’s EnormoDome this morning, where workers were scheduled to erect Tom Landry. Pardon … Tom Landry’s statue. But they were running a wee bit behind schedule, Patrick had to return to the office so he could film my interview with C-3PO, so this is…

T.O. = Thoroughly Overrated

Week 1 receiving stats: Terrell Owens, Buffalo Bills – 2 catches, 46 yards, 0 touchdowns. Loss. Miles Austin, Roy Williams, Patrick Crayton, Dallas Cowboys – 8 catches, 263 yards, 3 touchdowns. Win. My reaction? …..

The City Council’s Budget Wish List

Curious to see which council member wants what program reinstated to City Manager Mary Suhm’s proposed FY2009-2010 budget, which the council will vote on one week from tomorrow? Then you’re in luck: Tomorrow, the council will discuss during its briefing session their budget amendments, which call for reinstating everything from…