Videos of the Week: Sports, Sex and Stupidity

Lots of stuff hit the Internet while I was on vacation. Let’s play some peek-a-boo catch-up, shall we? ERIN ANDREWS I can’t legally directly link to the Erin Andrews video – you know the one – but I can say that I saw it last week at a site that rhymed with…

“Teaching Naked” at SMU

Sorry, that’s hardly as sexy as it sounds. But that is how José Bowen, dean of the university’s Meadows School of the Arts, describes his edict to pull the plug on the technology clogging up the classrooms. Bowen, speaking to The Chronicle of Higher Education, doesn’t buy University of Texas…

Reunion Arena’s On Its Last Legs

Literally, judging by this photo I took on my way back to the office from The Cedars. So what do they do now — knock out one leg at a time and see what happens? No? Because they should…

Your Newest Dallas Cowboy: Michael Irvin II

I guess there was some drama involved, but don’t tell me you’re totally surprised that the winner of Spike TV and Michael Irvin’s 4th and Long is – ta-da! – a Michael Irvin clone. Jesse Holley has the size (6-foot-3), speed (4.5) and smile of Irvin, and now he has a…

Mark Cuban to Ross Perot Jr.: Well, Allow Me to Retort

Just received an email from Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban regarding the lawsuit filed against him by former owner Ross Perot Jr. I’ve covered the Mavs during both regimes and just let me say unequivocally that in any fight – fist, financial or basketball IQ – I’m siding with Cuban. In my earlier post I…

Mark Cuban: Out of the SEC Frying Pan … Into the Hillwood Fire

Just as Dallas Mavericks’ owner Mark Cuban is finishing his jig in the wake of beating an insider trading charge from the Securities & Exchange Commission, today comes another legal pothole. This one from the guy who sold him the Mavericks. Hillwood Center Partners, which is controlled by Ross Perot Jr., filed…

Russ Martin Update: Shame on You, Janet. Shame.

Ok, where were we? … Ah-ha! Right here. While I was out actually winning some money in Las Vega$, playing some horrible golf and getting some rest in advance of Dallas Cowboys’ training camp in San Antonio, last week on vacation I did make time to catch Channel 8’s “candid” and…

Neftali Feliz: Deal or No Deal?

While Ian Kinsler’s bat — the first player with both a lead-off and walk-off homer in the same game — last night gave the Texas Rangers a momentary pulse, let’s talk about the future of a dominant arm down on the farm. On his blog yesterday, ESPN’s Buster Olney made…

Putting On Yoda’s Head They Are

Don’t tell the 5-year-old living in the house, but we kinda forgot that over the weekend, they were building an 8-foot-tall Yoda at NorthPark Center in conjunction with the opening of the mall’s LEGO store. Thankfully, “Gadget Virtuoso” was there to document the finish-up; I reluctantly showed the boy the…

ESPN to Intercept Dallas Sports Coverage?

So says The New York Times on this morning’s front page in advance of ESPN’s Monday-morning announcement that it’s this close to launching a Web site dedicated solely to Dallas sports. The Worldwide Leader’s actually muscling into three markets after testing the product in Chicago, with Los Angeles and New…

Cowboys On The Verge of Signing New Receiver

Now that Tony Romo is done with his girlfriend, his golfing and his goofs, hopefully he can start concentrating on his gift: A new wide receiver. While I was out on vacation, the Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback dumped Jessica Simpson, created a buzz with this extremely unfunny video and finished second in…

Schutze and Hancock, Sounds More Like a 1970s Cop Drama on ABC

The biggest revelation to arise from Dr. J. Q. Lazarus Schütze’s appearance on KERA-TV last night was that haircut and that suit — quite fancy for a sex-tabloid worker! I’ll let you watch Jim’s Friday-night Think-off with Dallas Morning News’er Lee Hancock without further comment, though why Hancock was invited…