Guns N’ Groceries

That’s Deputy Mayor Pro Tem Dwaine Caraway’s plan, anyway: Folks who bring an “operational, unloaded firearm” (oh, and an ID) to Reunion Arena on Saturday between 9 a.m. and noon will receive in exchange a $50 grocery card — from Kroger, sounds like, courtesy such sponsors as 97.9 THE BEAT…

February 25, 1989: Where Were You?

I was at Valley Ranch, a 24-year-old piss-ant reporter for the Fort Worth Star-Telegram. Only a couple years removed from punching holes in my college apartment walls when the Dallas Cowboys lost, I was totally unprepared and overwhelmed by the press conference I was attending. It was 20 years ago today…

Somewhere, Jim Schutze is Off Doing a Happy Dance

Mayor Tom Leppert reluctantly addressed local media this afternoon regarding City Manager Mary Suhm’s earlier announcement that the Trinity River levees will be rated “unacceptable” in 34 of 170 areas by the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers in advance of a March 31 deadline. He stressed that safety remains the…

Like Shootin’ Hogs From a Helicopter!

What we don’t want, insists state Rep. Sid Miller, is “some Bubba flyin’ around, sayin’, ‘Pass me the beer and the ammo!'” The District 59 rep’s talking about his most recent proposal, H.B. No. 836, which calls for extending aerial hunting of feral hogs — which currently is done only…

Wade Phillips: Gag Me with a Spoon

Wade Phillips should wear a skirt on the sideline next season. For never in the history of the Dallas Cowboys has a head coach been so castrated of authority, power and respect. This, my friends, is the result of Jerry Jones’ preposterous gag order. For what it’s worth, Wade probably doesn’t…

A New Trade: Ron Kirk’s Wait May Be Over

Barack Obama nominated Ron Kirk as U.S. trade representative a week before Christmas. A month after that, Obama was sworn in as president. A month after that, the former Dallas mayor’s still waiting for his hearing before the Senate Committee on Finance, which still doesn’t have Kirk pencilled in on…

The Top 10 Best Current Rivalries in Sports

To be a true sports rivalry – more than just a plethora of games between teams in close proximity (see Chicago Cubs vs. St. Louis Cardinals) – the meetings between opponents must: *Take place at an advanced level, with championships on the line. *Feature sustained excellence by both teams over a period…

Art Conspiracy, So Many Shades of Good

For those who missed the small announcement on their Web site, the good folks behind Art Conspiracy sent a reminder last night that they turned over a $20,000 check to 10-year-old nonprofit Preservation LINK, which uses “arts, culture and technology” as teaching tools for 9- to 16-year-olds attending schools in…

Because Dallas Has Always Been New Detroit

Been meaning to mention this for a few days, but friend of the show Justin Cozart recently grabbed a few scenes (ah, Crozier Tech) from Robocop to offer up a history of New Detroit, by which, of course, we mean Dallas circa 1986. Which reminds me: There’s an even larger…

Jonestown Coliseum: Affordable?

By no means is it a steal. But perhaps a deal? When the first Jonestown Coliseum ticket prices were announced last year, we all fainted via sticker shock: 4 lower-level seats on the 35-yard line – adding in $340 tickets, $75 parking and 30-year seat options – cost over $150,000…

A Freaky Dallas Flashback

Randy Clower’s short film Freaks of Dallas has made the local film-fest rounds — AFI Dallas and Dallas Video Fest, in other words, even KERA-Channel 13 in ’07. But director Randy Clower today posted his 10-minute animated film about the late local “hippie scene,” so if you’ve never seen (or,…

Oscar Overhaul: Ahem, Where Was Sports?

I generally agree with Jerry Seinfeld. On everything. Including the Oscars. During a show at, of all places, UTA’s Texas Hall in ’02 the comedian quipped, “Worst thing about The Oscars is that they never tell you the final scores. We’re Americans. We not only want to know who won, but by…

The Sniper’s Perch Will Have to Perch For Now

An old client of mine happened to know one of the friends of the MayhewShe reffered them to me, said they’d be in town Sunday You get lots of calls but lo and behold they showed up at the house and it looked ot me like poor Mr M was all…

Where T.O. Watched the Oscars

Terrell Owens was at Elton John’s annual Academy Award viewing party last night at the Pacific Design Center in Los Angeles, where the (current? former?) Dallas Cowboys wide receiver wanted to see and be seen by those who might help him catch (and drop) his second career as an aspiring…