Carly Who? I Kid, I Kid.

Looks like SEGA made the right decision putting Parker’s Nastia Liukin on the cover of its Beijing 2008 Olympics video game. Here’s something, then, for those who were up too late to watch morning TV: She and silver medalist Shawn Johnson were on Today today. But, hey there, what happened…

Today’s Sign of the Apocalypse

Three yards and a cloud of … California rolls? Sushi? At a Texas high school football game? The sound you hear is Tom Landry, rolling over in his grave. — Richie Whitt…

Jesus Saves … The Marcus House

The Marcus House, as it looked during construction in 1938 At the beginning of the week, it looked as though Stanley Marcus’ 70-year-old Lakewood home was a goner, as Mark and Patty Lovvorn told the Texas Historical Commission they were razing the famous manse in favor of something more “energy…

ABC News Wants You to Know Who Betty Culbreath is Voting For

Betty Culbreath Dallas Housing Authority chair Betty Culbreath, who is known to enjoy hot ham sandwiches on occasion, is in the national news this a.m. — because she’s a Republican voting for Barack Obama, oh my! Notes ABCNews.com’s Marcus Baram, she goes way, way back with the Bush family, but…

Who Dipped Their Jamaican Beef Patty In My 7-Eleven?

Exactly one month ago, Dallas-based 7-Eleven announced its plans to drop a shop on every corner in North Texas — except the ones it’s abandoned, eh, Knox and Travis? Well, today comes news of further expansion: The former Southland Ice Company plans on broadening its menu by serving up chicken…

Sad Week for the Cotton Bowl

Better days, my friend. Better days. If you ever met former Cotton Bowl Association Executive Director Jim Brock and he greeted you with “Hoss” – in other words, if you ever met him – you realize the significance of his passing. Brock, always ready with a cigar, a back slap…

The Other Famous Dallas Resident in The New York Times Today

Ten pages behind the Fred Baron story you’ll find one about — wait for it, wait for it — Jenny the elephant and her potential move to either Mexico or Tennessee. Very catch headline too: “What to Do With Traumatized Elephant Stirs Up Dallas.” Can’t say the Association of Zoos…

Fred Baron Knows Nothing, Does Plenty

Mark Graham Fred Baron, the Sgt. Schultz of Dallas attorneys Hey, look, there’s Dallas attorney Fred Baron on the front page of The New York Times this morning — where it’s revealed, likely to no one’s surprise, that he played a significantly larger role in the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter affair…

Sean Avery Likes Project Runway, Maybe A Little Too Much

A little bit ago, Yahoo! Sports’ Greg Wyshynski linked to yesterday’s Sean Avery item; awful nice of him. Thought I’d return the favor, then, and point out that Wyshynski stumbled across the hockey-playing fashionista’s appearance on Bravo’s Web site last night following Project Runway, where the newest Dallas Star and…

Wrestlemania Infects Local Best Buy

Courtney Clenney TNA, it’s dynamite? From left: Shark Boy, Curry Man and Black Machismo, the latter of whom doesn’t wear a mask because he’s “too beautiful” Lucky us, as Unfair Park found itself this afternoon at the Best Buy on LBJ Freeway and Midway Road, where Jay Lethal (also known…

Who’s Having a Worse Day: American Airlines or the Dallas Zoo?

Methinks our pal Tim Wagner’s day just got a little bit longer, as the Associated Press noted moments ago that the Federal Aviation Administration has fined American Airlines $7 million for “safety and drug-testing violations.” Update: Here’s the FAA’s media release detailing the reasons for the penalties. And the Dallas…

This Just In: Tell Laura Miller to Cancel the Rangers’ Parade

Sorry Rangers fans. It’s half-empty. No, really. I wanted to pen something positive and insightful and detailed and basebally about the Rangers’ most important series of the season. But I just couldn’t get past this: The last two nights against the team they’re “chasing” in the Wild Card race, the…

Worst. Logo. Ever.

I went to the city’s Web site a few minutes ago in search of something when I stumbled across this in the “Latest News & Announcements … ” section: “Dallas Mayor Tom Leppert, Deputy Mayor Pro-Tem Dwaine R. Caraway, Rickey Smiley, KBFB 97.9 The Beat, The City of Dallas, Out…

Sweet Jesus, Arlington is Now the Bowling Capital of the World

As you no doubt recall, the United States Bowling Congress is moving from Wisconsin to Arlington. Should happen around November 3, says Mark Miller, spokesman for the USBC, who tells Unfair Park today that some employees with school-age kids have already made the move and gone to work in temporary…

Hard Knocks: Week 2

Must-see TV. The five best moments from last night’s Hard Knocks: Week 2. Or did I miss something? 5. Former scout and Jason’s dad, Jim Garrett, “running” as slow – and as consistent – as humanly possible. 4. Linebacker Zach Thomas fielding punts as smooth as Patrick Crayton. Seriously now,…

Skechers Wants to Pay $143 Million for Heelys’ Sneaker Skates

Heelys, Inc.’s stock is way, way up this a.m. — 60 cents since the market opened, putting it at the $5.47 mark. No surprise why: The Carrollton-based maker of roller-skate-sneakers has once more been approached by Skechers USA Inc., which is offering big money for a buyout. Three months after…

T. Boone Does Not Forgive, Forget

When he’s not trying to save the U.S. from foreign oil, and making himself a little richer in the process, Dallas oil billionaire T. Boone Pickens is writing books about saving the U.S. from foreign oil and making himself a little richer in the process. In coming days, Crown will…