Victory Storm Warning

Hannah Storm, so we’ve been told, is available for interviews concerning CBS’s The Early Show making a Dallas pit stop on Friday. And, yeah, we could ask her about her pops, the former American Basketball Association commissioner. Or we could talk to her about her early-career stint in Houston, where…

How Buzzed Was Former Miss Dallas?

I had no idea till yesterday that the infamous Merry Miller of ABC News is this Merry Miller. Says her Learning Annex bio: “The former Miss Dallas, who grew up in tiny Mesquite, Texas, has a list of contacts that’s the envy of networking professionals all over town.” We also…

Wi-Fi the Friendly Skies?

This morning, American Airlines issued a press release announcing its partnership with Illinois-based AirCell, which promises broadband Interwebs access on commercial airline flights. Says AirCell on its Web site, the service would be available on “personal Wi-Fi devices including laptops, 802.11 a/b/g -equipped devices, and mobile handheld devices,” but not…

Dallas’ One-Man Newspaper Dynasty

In the wake of yesterday’s announcement that the Bancroft family had indeed agreed to sell Dow Jones & Co. for $5 billion to Rupert Murdoch, this morning the Los Angeles Times wonders whether newspaper dynasties aren’t quickly becoming a dying breed. Of course, it need look no further than George…

“Did You Kill Bill Walsh?”

In lieu of news, a couple of items from the gossip pages: Hey, FC Dallas, waytago — you made Perez Hilton this morning! And David Beckham didn’t even have to show. Go figure. And, mazel tov for making TMZ.com’s video-clip pile this morning, Market News First! Your O.J. Simpson interview…

The War He Always Wanted

Brandon Friedman: soldier, activist, blogger, author Brandon Friedman, who last year received his Master’s in Public Policy and Administration from the University of Texas at Dallas, served as an infantry officer in the U.S. Army’s 101st Airborne Division in Afghanistan and Iraq. He now serves as a senior advisor to…

WhoTube Debate? WhyTube Debate?

Great question, Andrew Matheny of Dallas, Texas. Really, well done. Maybe the Republicans will answer it some day. Wouldn’t hold my breath though. –Robert Wilonsky…

And Gagne He Goes

Jesus, first they get Kevin Garnett. Now, Boston gets … Eric Gagne. Oh, well. Not quite the same. Reports ESPN.com: Eric Gagne is reportedly headed to Boston to bolster the Red Sox’ bullpen. Gagne, who had a no-trade clause, must waive it for the deal could be completed. ESPN The…

Havnt Heard Frm U, TXStudlyHottie4U83. Where R U?

Imagine the scene: You’re out on the town, schmoozing with friends and spending wads of cash. Or you’re busy running errands: hitting up the grocery store, picking up your dry cleaning, taking the dog for a walk. Whatever it is, you’re not sitting at home alone in your underwear trolling…

Fight! Fight! Fight!

So, uh, yeah. The Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) championship event known as “The Art of War 3,” taking place September 1 at the American Airlines Center, is apparently going to be “one of the biggest parties Dallas has ever hosted.” Sure, why not — “cageside” VIP tix are going for…

Rushing to Judgment

Lewisville High School grad Josh Rushing — Sean Hannity’s “traitor,” Jon Stewart’s recent guest When I interviewed then-Marine Captain Josh Rushing in June 2004 for this story, his commanding officers weren’t allowing the Dallas-born, Lewisville-raised soldier to give much more than his name, rank and serial number. Rushing — featured…

“An Off-The-Hook Celebration for These Hotties …”

Yeah — that headline’s a direct quote from a press release that has landed in our in-box, something to do with Your Newly Installed City Council Members. Or “SEXIEST BARTENDERS,” one or the other. No, sexy bartenders it is: “Spike’s SEXIEST BARTENDERS is back and thirsty for the world’s most…

MumboJumbo Gets Itself a Russian Bride

Not exactly a threatening title for a video game … MumboJumbo, the Dallas-based maker of “premium casual games,” last month announced it had gotten the go-head to turn NBC’s comedy The Office into a video game. Today the company has a little more news it’d like to share: It has…

The Sounds of Deep Ellum

Over the last 24 hours, “juabeaux” has posted to YouTube an extraordinary cache of local-band performances from the late 1980s through the early ’90s. Among their ranks are Melt, the New Bohemians, The End, Rev. Horton Heat, Billygoat and the Buck Pets; among the venues are places you used to…

That Did Not Take Long

This afternoon, we learned the name of the Ursuline Academy teacher accused of an inappropriate relationship with a 17-year-old student at the Catholic all-girls school on Walnut Hill Lane: David Novinski, who is 35 years old. Reports The Dallas Morning News, he turned himself into authorities today and has since…

About Jarrod Saltalamacchia’s Gym Teacher Wife …

A Friend of Unfair Park just posted the comment that new Texas Ranger Jarrod Saltalamacchia “married one of his high school teachers.” But that’s not accurate — not technically. See, we dug up a March 2006 story from the Atlanta Journal Constitution that says Ashley Saltalamacchia is actually a former…

The Write Advice

Joyce Carol Oates is “tiny” and “soft-spoken”? You don’t say. The controversial flash point of the Mayborn Writers Conference of the Southwest came when Nan Talese, James Frey’s editor, stood up in a full ballroom on Saturday evening and skewered Oprah Winfrey for admonishing the disgraced author because he fabricated…

At Least One Car Was Getting Through Dallas Traffic

Hunh — no wonder it just took me an hour to get from the Angelika Film Center in Mockingbird Station to Unfair Park HQ on Maple and Oak Lawn. This also might explain a Friend of Unfair Park’s voice-mail message a few moments ago about four helicopters and the sound…

Screw It Like Beckham

So, after days of speculation about the state of his poor sore ankle, David Beckham won’t be in Frisco tomorrow night after all, when the Los Angeles Galaxy play FC Dallas in the SuperLiga tournament. “Obviously not going to Dallas with us,” Galaxy coach Frank Yallop said today; so, that’s…

Developer Wasn’t Bluffing About Bluffview Development

In the spring of 2006, Colorado-based real estate developer Archstone-Smith announced its intentions to raze and rebuild the nearly empty Plaza at Bachman Creek on Northwest Highway, just east of Lemmon Avenue. “We are going to try and create a European town square feeling,” Archstone-Smith’s Tom Scaling told The Dallas…

New Conspiracy Theory: JFK Was Not Shot in Dallas

Hey, that’s not us doin’ the speculatin’. That’s Dr. Horace Musashi, author of the new book Outside the Crosshairs, who says that John Kennedy wasn’t shot by Lee Harvey Oswald or anyone else during the president’s trip to Dallas on November 22, 1963. Nope. Turns out: After 11 years of…