The Joy Of Six

Local sports teams have a particularly lousy history besting Bay Area franchises. Just a friendly reminder. And to think, Tuesday’s pulsating, improbable rally from nine points down in the final three minutes was the easy part. For the Mavericks, the difficulty arrives in about 10 hours in Game 6 against…

This Blog Item is U.S. Army-Approved

The U.S. military is cracking down on soldiers who write or post to blogs, Wired reported yesterday. In the piece, a milblogger named Matthew Burden says this action represents “the final nail in the coffin for combat blogging…No more military bloggers writing about their experiences in the combat zone. This…

Buster? I Hardly Even Knew Her.

This morning, President Bush gave a brief speech to mark the National Day of Prayer. And we saw that Mike Buster, executive pastor at Prestonwood Baptist Church, joined Dubya at the White House for the six-minute how-dee-do. Buster even got a shout-out from the president, according to the White House…

In Between Days, Today

A couple months back we mentioned that former Chomsky co-frontman Glen Reynolds would be releasing his solo debut, In Between Days, on Idol Records — home of his former band, actually. The record now has a release date: June 5. Or: last Monday. Because, see, that’s when all the cool…

Hole in None

Unlike Alberto Gonzales, I do recall. It’s a shameful recollection about a day I naively assumed a first marriage would last, about a moment I flippantly reduced Byron Nelson to a prop. “OK, OK, I’m gyot one!” I slurred to bleary-eyed buddies as my wedding pre-game deteriorated into an alcohol-aided…

Fudge Factor

District 9 city council candidate Jill Kotvis called me after I wrote a snarky item on the Dallas Observer’s blog, Unfair Park, taking her to task for obfuscating charges related to a 20-year-old drunk driving arrest. It was sporting of her to call. I didn’t beat up on her for…

Artless

Artless: Stereotypes are bad. Got that. It’s wrong to say anything is “typical Dallas.” We know. This is a big, cosmopolitan (snort) American city in the 21st century. So, far be it from Buzz—well, not that far, just a few more words—to smirk at a situation and dismiss it with…

Hard Time With Jesus| No Tears for Quincy

Hard Time With Jesus Any faith will do: I think this program (“Jesus in the Jailhouse,” by Jesse Hyde, April 26) is successful for three reasons: 1. They have chosen inmates who are less likely to come back. 2. They have a strong follow-up program that ensures the inmates are…

Home, Sweet…Home?

A relatively unknown candidate for mayor just six months ago, Tom Leppert has garnered attention, endorsements and cash by relentlessly casting himself as a successful former chief executive officer whose stewardship of Turner Construction, one of the world’s largest construction companies, was an apt prelude to leading a city like…

God in the Details

Roy Abraham Varghese has a God equation. It is self-evident. He sees it in a grain of sand. He sees it in bees, especially bees. By rights, bees shouldn’t fly. The haphazard way in which they beat their wings simply shouldn’t haul their pot-bellied bodies aloft. But they fly, hovering…

Tomorrow’s Editorial Page Today

Some Friends of Unfair Park have asked today why the current debate over the Trinity Parkway hasn’t received any substantial coverage in Dallas’ Only Daily. This sneak peek at tomorrow’s editorial page, courtesy Dallas Morning Views, should provide at least part of your answer: Tomorrow’s editorials TRINITY – Building on…

Stinko de Mayo

And then, living at the other end of Funtown, are Your Texas Rangers. Nobody should be rooting harder for the Mavs than the boys who forgot how to hit a baseball. The longer they’re ignored, the better. Remember way back in April, when a goofball columnist doubted Sammy Sosa’s production…

We Now Officially Have Those Trinity River Blues

Sorry, Jim, but Aaron “T-Bone” Walker got there first. I know, I know — you just can’t get enough of this Trinity River talk. It’s like porn for politicos, which was also my favorite post-Jane’s Addiction band. So, yeah, here’s some more — a press release from the Sam Coats…

No More War Over Gulf War Syndrome? Yeah, Right.

Robert W. Haley, professor of internal medicine and chief of epidemiology at the University of Texas Southwestern Medical Center Nine years ago in the pages of the Dallas Observer, Ann Zimmerman wrote about how Dallas doctors — chief among them, Robert W. Haley, professor of internal medicine and chief of…

Need Some of That Old-Time Religion?

If so, then hustle down to 4005 Gaston Avenue, where local preachers have been doing a little Bible-thumping in a huge revival-style tent erected for tomorrow’s National Day of Prayer. The tent, which will be there till May 18, is smack-dab in the middle of Dallas Theological Seminary, Criswell College…

I Vote for Icky Twerp!

This morning, “richardallenkent” posted to YouTube a few fond memories from the old Channel 11 morning show, Slam Bang Theater. This clip, in particular, seems somehow…oh, I dunno…relevant this morning. –Robert Wilonsky…

Laura Miller and Alex Krieger Are “Astounded” and “Outraged.”

Harvard’s Alex Krieger insists Jim Schutze and Angela Hunt have distorted the meaning of his original e-mail to Mayor Laura Miller. From: Laura Miller To: Bill Eager, Alex Krieger CC: David Webb, Robert Wilonsky, Dave Levinthal, Colleen Nelson, Keven Ann Willey, Trey Garrison, Craig Holcomb, Gail Thomas, Robert Decherd, Angela…

Angela Hunt: “Let the Voters Decide.”

In March, Angela Hunt began her campaign to allow voters to decide the fate of the mayor’s new, improved Trinity Parkway. Mayor Miller and referendum opponents hold up the Balanced Vision Plan as proof that all is well with the toll road project. They argue that the toll road will…

An Unholy Trinity

And so it begins. By now, we hope, you’ve all read both Jim Schutze and Mayor Laura Miller’s posts yesterday concerning the Trinity River toll road — the so-called Trinity Parkway. As it turns out, they were but opening salvos. This morning Unfair Park found in our inbox several missives…

Mavs In Seven…Still

Pause the obituary and fast-forward the optimism, because Dirk Nowitzki just saved his ass and his team’s season with a comeback of Staubachian proportions. Just as another passive performance was shoving his Mavericks to the brink of an unthinkable elimination, Nowitzki suddenly summoned one of the greatest individual finishes in…