Griffith and Wells: Eww, Tube.

By now, you’ve no doubt seen Gary Griffith’s anti-cheese ad; wow, really going out on a limb there, hunh, coming out against drugs. (Why “ironically called cheese,” incidentally?) If you haven’t seen the ad, which Griffith’s peeps posted to YouTube this morning, here it is: Silly, innit? But we have…

Dismember the Titans

Sports Illustrated’s Rick Reilly goes Troutt fishing in this week’s issue. Last summer came word that local billionaire Kenny Troutt was spending a small chunk of his estimable fortune to bankroll two youth AAU basketball teams, both called the Texas Titans. (One’s made up of third-graders; the other, fifth-graders.) And…

Green Means Go

Photo courtesy the University of North Texas The Mean Green of UNT are Sun Belt Conference champs and, go figure, headed to the NCAA Tournament for the first time since 1988. Like you, I didn’t win $370 million last night. But I did get to witness something that happens about…

Toys “R” Dallas

This pic was taken outside a recent American International Toy Fair in New York. And, no, these are not the droids you’re looking for. Seems Comerica isn’t the only bidness moving to town: Yesterday, the Toy Industry Association announced it was moving its fall preview show from the Jacob K…

“They Treat Us Like We’re Nothing”

In lawsuits filed today, 10 children and their parents describe horrific conditions in the T. Don Hutto Family Residential Facility — or prison, for short — in Taylor. We told you it would happen yesterday, and it has come to pass: Today down in Austin, the American Civil Liberties Union…

Here’s a Tip For You

This week’s cover story in the paper edition of Unfair Park — on newsstands beginning tomorrow — deals in part with a former Drug Enforcement Administration agent who was demoted, passed over for promotions and eventually forced into retirement because he blew the whistle on two different cases of alleged…

Or Maybe You Just Listen to Coldplay

Pride Radio DFW — Clear Channel’s new local radio endeavor aimed at Dallas/Ft. Worth’s gay-lesbian-bi-transgender community (“the 6th largest in the nation and GROWING!”) — is getting plenty o’ pub for being the first such station in the area. And while most of us here think it’s way past time…

Between His Rock and a Hard Place

Yeah, we were smiling before the season too. Then Matt Doherty rolled out the rock, and that was that. In the middle of his desk at Moody Coliseum, SMU basketball coach Matt Doherty displays a large cinder block inscribed with “RTC” and signed by every member of his team and…

Maxed Out: Or, Give the Guy Some Credit

Former Dallasite James Scurlock is becoming the Upton Sinclair of the credit-card industry. It was exactly one year ago that James Scurlock debuted his documentary Maxed Out, about the suffocating crush of credit-card debt, at the South by Southwest Film Festival in Austin. Since then he’s written a just-published companion…

Coming to Comerica

Ralph Babb, the Comerica bossman, is moving his company to Dallas. Nicer winters than Michigan. Technically, this falls under the category of Breaking News: Just this morning, Comerica Bank announced it was moving its corporate HQ to Dallas, which, we are happy to announce this morning, still qualifies as a…

INXS Had What a Local Real-Estate Money Man Needed

An old, old Friend of Unfair Park sends word that INXS played a private birthday party at the Granada Saturday night for Scott Kipp, a partner at the real-estate investment firm Cardinal Capital. Kipp and his missus were celebrating their 40th birthdays, which apparently fall a few weeks apart, and,…

Aw, Rats!

Ya know, Stephanie Ussery’s right: Rats (like her lil’ Moe here) are adorable. No, wait. That can’t be right. Surely on February 23 you saw the video of those rats scurrying around the KFC-Taco Bell double platter in New York City. Well, a few days later, New York magazine’s Daily…

Pizza Patron Extending “Peso Gimmick” Indefinitely

We still say Pizza Patron’s mascot looks like Kinky Friedman. When Antonio Swad, founder and CEO of Pizza Patron, announced in December that his 60-location franchise would start accepting pesos, he got more attention than he ever thought possible — including death threats. The promotion was supposed to end last…

A Troubling Video Sweeping the Nation

Channel 5 first aired this video on March 2; since then, it’s been everywhere. Say what you will about KXAS-Channel 5’s obsession with the violent and the seedy, the station’s certainly getting plenty of pub for airing Friday night the disturbing story about the 2- and 5-year-old boys in Watauga…

Look Out Kid, It’s Something They Did

We don’t do this often, linking to non-local items of interest, but in this case, we’re going to make the weekend exception. Why not? Don’t cost ya nothin’. Besides, plenty of locals have kids, right? And plenty of locals dig Bob Dylan, dig? So, here’s a discovery worth downloading: an…

An Ungodly Silence

The influential Bishop Gilbert Patterson has a tie to Pastor Sherman Allen, who’s been accused of abusing several women. Patterson’s executive secretary is married to Allen. The Church of God in Christ — one of the oldest, most historically significant Pentecostal denominations in the United States — has flown well…