Will Linux for Food

Good news for folks who’re good with computers and stuff: If you’re not working today — which is to say, you’re out of work and not just taking the day off to download current theatrical releases or browse for porn — just wait till the beginning of 2007. You just…

Payton Place

We saw these yesterday while Christmas shopping. And not at a deep discount, either. To be honest, you couldn’t pay us to take these. Well, Julius Jones, maybe. But the Roy Williams figurine? We’d just lose it 30 yards downfield anyway. Mike Karney 18, Dallas Cowboys 17. Where to start?…

Another Bite of the Big Apple Bites It

The long-rumored, difficult-to-confirm is official now: New York-based Smith & Wollensky is closing its huge Dallas Steak House, incurring $3.2 million in charges in the process. In short: “The Company decided to close S&W Dallas because it was unable to achieve a level of income from operations that was in…

No Christmas Miracle for Ash Creek, Looks Like

Photo taken by Ash Creek resident Jack Loughead For the last year or so, the plight of the Ash Creeek Mobile Home Park — a low-income enclave on Highland Road, between Interstate 30 and White Rock Lake, that’s been around since the 1940s — has been the source of much…

“Do” It One More Time

Like I said Wednesday, the Reunion Tower Revue tracks available here and here are coming down on Monday. Fret not, they’ll resurface at a later date, but if you want ’em to warm you on a cold winter’s night, best act fast. Enough’s been said about that night, but not…

Re: A Dreamgirl’s Potential Nightmare

Yesterday, we mentioned the Dallas Voice article in which good Baptist and Dreamgirl Jennifer Hudson said, in response to a question about whether homosexuality is a sin, said, “According to the way we’re taught, and what it says in the Bible, it is.” And we pointed you to her blog…

Are You Ready to Rock?

Sunday’s White Rock Marathon looks like it will be bigger. And better: Thanks to the first sponsor — Wellstone’s — in its 36-year history, the Rock will this year award a record $150,000 in prize money. Sprinkled around the 26.2-mile course Sunday will be 12,000 runners; 100,000 spectators; 300 police…

Life as a Holy Roller

Young and old, they lined up to get healed. Old farmer’s wives with calloused, misshapen hands. A pot-bellied guy and his bum knee, souvenir of an athletic youth. Willowy teenage girls with their eyes closed, arms raised, illness unspecified. On some faces you saw quiet expectation. Others seemed so weary…

Instant Nostalgia (Or: How Old is John McCaa, Anyway?)

This morning, we stumbled across some vintage video recently posted to YouTube featuring Dallas newscasts from the early and mid-1980s. So, yeah, there’s Iola Johnson, John Criswell, a boyishly rugged Dale Hansen and John “Dorian Gray” McCaa (seriously, wow) on WFAA-Channel 8…..

Don’t Call It a Comeback

Back and better than ever: Terrell Bolton now gets to say he made a federal case of his firing. How awesome is that? Terrell Bolton’s already gotten some $1.8 million from the city in retirement benefits. Yesterday, the 5th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals said, Ya know, maybe we oughta…

All Covered Up

In the paper version of Unfair Park last week I had a little something to say about little d musician Daniel Folmer’s latest release Wear Headphones. I gotta say, I like Folmer — from his handwritten letters to his “Hey, so, this is who I am” songwriting style. He’s no-bullshit…

A Culbreath of Fresh Air, Vanished

You know what’s odd? Yesterday, we linked to City Plan Commission chair Betty Culbreath’s blog, where she wrote on Wednesday about the possible reasons behind the Dallas Housing Authority’s decision to get rid of CEO Ann Lott. In her post, Culbreath wrote that she knows “for a fact a Professional…

Struttin’ With Smitty

All I want for Christmas is the chance to dance with Emmitt Smith. Now, where’s my earring of honor? Much as this pains me, I cannot deny your (creepy) fascination with watching grown men dance. So, in the spirit of Christmas, here goes: You can win a chance to dance…

A Dreamgirl’s Potential Nightmare

Jennifer Hudson’s probably going to get an Oscar nomination for her performance in Dreamgirls. But not before the first-timer and former American Idol favorite has to deal with something she told the Dallas Voice last week, during her trip here to promote the big-screen version of the hit musical. Seems…

Got Balls?

Says here that FC Dallas has narrowed its list of head coaches down to a Final Four: interim head coach Steve Morrow, SMU head coach Schellas Hyndman, D.C. United assistant coach Tom Soehn, and New York Red Bulls technical director Jeff Agoos are the four candidates. Didn’t even know FC…

Baby, You Can Drive My Cart

Yeah, so the new Whole Foods, with its panty-waist spa, has a place to watch cheese mold, a chocolate drainage system, a taffy-yanker and a place to buy hair shirts, all christened by a proclamation from a mayor who specializes in bridge merchandising. That can’t out hot-wax Central Market in…

Subdivided and Conquer

Got a missive yesterday from a Little Forest Hills resident who reminds us to mark the calendar: January 3. A little early still, but the reason’s a good one: That’s when University of Texas-Dallas new media and emergent communications professor Dean Terry’s documentary Subdivided debuts on KERA-TV. Had no idea…

Target Practice

Brian Gray, at left, says Shelley Hallman is hanging up pictures of him affixed to a shooting-range target. Dude, who hasn’t been there? Felony prosecutor Shelley Hallman, who prosecutes death penalty cases and has a knack for acting like a 7-year-old, has struck again. The wife of failed district attorney…

Help the Needy. Wait. The Lazy. No. The “Laid Back.”

The beloved Denton DIY hang Secret Headquarters is in trouble, if there’s anything to glean from a MySpace bulletin I — and many others — received yesterday. Yup, the venue is asking for donations via the Paypal button on its Web site; as SHQ’s Scott Porter says, “[W]ell, it turns…

Green Grass for a Local Filmmaker

Among the short films selected to screen during the Sundance Film Festival in Park City, Utah, is one from a local filmmaker: writer-director Jesus “Chin” Beltran’s debut, The Grass Grows Green. The Sundance Web site says of the movie only this: “A Marine’s complicated relationship with life and death, from…

Match Game

Seriously, dozens of Friends of Unfair Park wonder why we haven’t commented on the local woman who lit matches on an American Airlines flight from Nashville to Dallas to cover the smell of her flatulence. Really, what is there to say? Poor lady. Says she suffers from a medical condition;…