Entertainment Collaborative, Collapsed

Whit Meyers is all that remains of the Green Room and Jeroboam, which he shuttered yesterday. At this very moment, Whit Meyers is down at the Green Room on Elm Street overseeing the changing of the locks; he’s had to do the same thing at his other downtown restaurant, Jeroboam,…

Lone Star, Two Raids

Yesterday, South Korean prosecutors raided this building, the Korean Exchange Bank, for a second time–which apparently means all’s going well in Lone Star Fund’s sale of the joint. Go here for a brief history of how Lone Star Funds got into trouble with the South Korean government in March. The…

Yeah, Absolutely, Highland Park Sucks

Of course they’re putting up nothing but “towering structures” in Highland Park. It’s easier to crap on the rest of us when you’re higher up. There’s an Associated Press story from this afternoon about how some folks in Oxford, Mississippi, are trying to get their neighborhood designated as a historic…

Shoes On A Blog

Next on Unfair Park, we will review diamond necklaces, silk undergarments and European sports cars–in other words, all the important things. I have something of an unfavorable reputation ’roundabouts our little cubicle cluster. I am none too patient with publicists pitching irrelevant stories. Sometimes I hang up mid-schpiel. I’m a…

Back to the Future

See Lawrence of Arabia the way it was meant to be seen–no, not in your underwear, but in a theater on a big screen. Dallas has many things a moviegoer should love: expansive state-of-the-art-house multiplexes, dozens of high-rent googolplexes playing first-run product, a film festival taking place every other weekend…

We Never Say “Told Ya So.” Never.

From the Associated Press today: “During the spring protests that brought hundreds of thousands to the streets, Hispanic immigrants chanted a promise and a threat to politicians: ‘Today We March, Tomorrow We Vote.’ So far, however, there is no indication that such a potent political legacy is developing. An Associated…

Yeah, But To What Purpose?

Steve Martin is not Rick Warren, but he is the originator of The Special Purpose-Driven Life. C’mon. High five? No one? There’s a story on the front page of today’s Wall Street Journal about churches adopting Rick Warren’s best-selling book The Purpose Driven Life are their new Bible–well, kinda. These…

Space: So Not the Final Frontier

You know, I always thought spacesuits were terribly unflattering. Guess it all depends who’s in the thing. There’s a 30 percent chance the space shuttle Atlantis won’t be able to launch today from Cape Caneveral, which so doesn’t affect you. But should NASA have to delay its takeoff to Friday…

Shooting Blanks

A DynCorp instructor teaches Afghan police how to do their jobs–which would be easier if they had things like guns and bullets, but, ya know, they’re working on that. On the front page of The New York Times this morning is a story about how the United States is losing…

Lived on the Edge

Fort Worth’s Dewey Redman, who was so out he was as in as any jazzer in the 1960s, died on Saturday. In 1997, Dewey Redman–the Fort Worth-born tenor sax player who, as much as any horn player, defined the avant jazz sound of the late 1960s and early ’70s–was diagnosed…

And the Award for Craziest Mockumentary Goes To…

A scene from Death of a President, in which George W. Bush is killed…in the future. That is such bad karma. …Death of a President, which screens next week at the Toronto International Film Festival. Can’t wait to see it then; sounds…uh…interesting? Let me explain: Channel 4 in the UK…

Sustain in the Membrane

In case you needed to be reminded of this: “Dallas is the jewel in the crown of the Dallas-Arlington-Fort Worth Metroplex.” Really. Says so right here. Not that it means much; hey, I don’t know what SustainLane is either, except it’s a Web site dealing with “sustainable living,” and I…

Wanna Buy the Four Seasons? Too Late.

A Los Angeles-based real estate investment group bought the Four Seasons Resort in Las Colinas, apparently because the execs needed a good place to play golf. Guess this qualifies as breaking news. Looks like the Four Seasons Resort and Club at Las Colinas has a new owner as of today:…

Free the Spree

I see two tracks from Polyphonic Spree’s upcoming Wait EP have made the downloadable rounds. Not that we’re gonna post them here, but I bet if you go here, you can find the band’s cover of Nirvana’s “Lithium.” And I am pretty sure that if you go here, you’ll find…

Something Stinks. And, No, It’s Not This Cigarette.

In the September 4 issue of Forbes is the story of Harry Kananian of Ohio, who died on June 24, 2000, of mesothelioma–“a cancer almost certainly caused by asbestos.” Precisely how he got the disease is question that will never be answered. Asks writer Daniel Fisher: “Was it as a…

Holiday Feast

Maybe some golf. Perhaps one last summer barbecue. Or, you could spend your Labor Day weekend scarfing down tamales–like, how about 100 of ’em? That’s what some carb-crazy contestants will attempt to do Saturday at 1 p.m. in Lewisville at the Dallas Tortilla and Tamale Factory World Tamale-Eating Championship. You’ve…

Ear Muffs, Tom Landry! Ear Muffs!

A return to glory: Jerry Jones has very, very special things in store for his Cowboys. I went to the Dallas Cowboys annual kick-off luncheon Thursday at the Hotel Intercontinental and treated my ears to a sound smorgasbord. There was rap music by Lil’ John, “Lights Out” by UFO and…

We’re No. 3! We’re No. 3!

Really, how can a team that employed Chan Gailey be worth more than a billion dollars? Does not seem right. Jerry Jones bought the Dallas Cowboys for $150 million in 1989; today, his team’s worth $1.2 billion, despite the fact Chan Gailey, Dave Campo and Barry Switzer have been head…

Mom Always Did Say Comic Books Were Up to No Good

Don’t tell vice you’re looking at this picture from Alan Moore’s (porno)graphic novel Lost Girls. Really. Not kidding. Got a call this morning from a friend who owns a comic book store. This friend’s a swell…well, let’s just say a swell person. So, anyway, this person calls and says that…

I Know “Vanilla Face”!

I saw the trailer for Borat, oh, half a dozen times and never noticed anything odd or vaguely familiar about it. Just thought it looked like a riot. Can’t wait to see the movie. (Hey, you know Borat, right? The “journalist” from Kazakhstan who’s really Sacha Baron Cohen? The guy…