Taming Leo

This is among the dozens of photos of South Dallas ACORN presented to council members in its report on South Dallas neglect for the past, oh, century or so. If it’s the last day of school before summer break, the kids must be cleaning out the lockers and throwing their…

Jessica Out, Who’s-That In

This the new Lucy Ewing. Are you excited? Because I swear we will cover every aspect of the Dallas movie, from pre-production to its first screening on an airplane, here’s today’s utterly inessential tidbit: Seems Jessica Simpson, who actually grew up in the area, has been Jock-blocked from the role…

Belo the Belt

News this week–well, last week, really–that The Dallas Morning News is offering buyouts to some 40 (or 60 or more) of its folks before firing ’em outright has rekindled memories of the October 2004 massacre that left 250 Belo Corp. employees jobless. And it’s raised the specter of the circulation…

Does It Make Her “Blue”?

LeAnn Rimes is all grown up and ready to disco all the way to England. The other day I was browsing the import section at Tower Records and stumbled across something that had a decidedly homegrown flavor: the new LeAnn Rimes album, Whatever We Wanna. It was a little odd…

That Kid Keeps Going and Going and Going…

This 6-year-old will kick your ass if you don’t vote for him. Afraid that voting for Dallas’ own Sam in the Meow Mix House over and over again on company time might start to raise some red flags over in IT? Well, there’s another local whippersnapper who desperately needs your…

On What Legal Grounds?

Because it’s only logical that someone would confuse a credit-rating provider with a coffee house. Really. A Friend of Unfair Park’s with a coffee buzz sends the following item about the bad blood brewing between South Side of Lamar coffee house-performance space Standard & Pours, winner of a Dallas Observer…

Trust the Trust Fund

Leo Barron Hicks is the administrator of the embattled South Dallas/Fair Park Trust Fund that’s getting its much-needed overhaul approved by the city council tomorrow. Seven months after Assistant City Manager Ryan Evans suggested substantive changes were on the way for the beleaguered 19-year-old South Dallas/Fair Park Trust Fund, the…

Hotel Taxed

The Stoneleigh Court Apartment Hotel was built in 1923. It probably won’t get a facelift till 2016. Tomorrow, the city council will likely vote to give the Stoneleigh Hotel $2.5 million so its owners can rennovate, remediate and otherwise redo the 83-year-old Maple Avenue hotel. That money will come from…

Show Up, 6/26/06

If you don’t have to wake up early tomorrow, then you have no excuse to skip the Band of Horses concert at Hailey’s tonight. Noah W. Bailey lauded the Seattle band in his recent interview with lead singer Ben Bridwell, though we were unable to make room for stories about…

D/FW Whistleblower to (Finally) Get Day in Court

In her postcard from D/FW Airport, whistleblower Susan Heath alleged multiple violations of the Clean Water Act. In short, she says, that stinks. Almost seven years ago, former Dallas Observer writer Miriam Rozen chronicled how Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport was polluting Trigg Lake, the lake at the airport’s southeast corner…

Chee Chee Goes Chichi

Edward Mendoza is out as executive chef of Kitchen 1924, Lakewood’s ode to the generic kitchen. “Edward and I, for the last month or so, the relationship started to sour a little bit, and I was being told ‘no’ a whole bunch,” says Kitchen 1924 founder Shawn Horne. “He wanted…

Stoned Immaculate

If anything good came out the tragic incident at the Stone Street Theatre two weeks ago, when a man shot 11 people after a fight over a woman during a private party held in the space, it stems from the adage that there’s no such thing as bad publicity. After…

Hooray for Bollywood

Do you know this woman? If so, did you know she used to be very, very, very famous? No? Well, now you do. Did you know one of the most famous actresses in the world lives in Dallas? Says so in the latest issue of India Today, which is more…

Cowboys in Third Place!

Troy Aikman and Roger Staubach’s Hall of Fame Racing team finally broke through on the NASCAR circuit yesterday. Wonder how Quincy Carter’s racing team’s doing. On the football field, that would be disastrous news. But on the NASCAR track, it’s a breath of better-late-than-never air. Giving hope to what has…

TIF for Tat, Part II

In what’s turning out to be a multi-part series called “No, Really, What’s a TIF,” we offer part two, which consists of Sharon Boyd’s response to last Wednesday’s offering from a Friend of Unfair Park with intimate knowledge of tax increment financing districts. And, of course, that Friend’s response stemmed…

Rock Star? OK, Whatever.

Zayra Alvarez played the Dallas Observer Music Awards in 2005. That’s much cooler than being on a TV show trying out for Tommy Lee’s band. Seriously. Rock Star: Supernova debuts on CBS July 5 and features some dozen hopefuls vying for a spot in an “all-star” band with Tommy Lee…

Dallas Morning Blues

The good Friends of Unfair Park over at FrontBurner have been on the news from the News this afternoon that buyouts-layoffs are forthcoming; sorry, but we’ve been seeing Superman Returns, because some of us are film critics in our spare time. But we too have learned that this afternoon, Belo…

If at First You Don’t Succeed

Congratulations are certainly in order for Sheriff Lupe Valdez after she passed her mandatory state law enforcement exam on her second try yesterday, knowing that if she flunked it would generate another round of ugly headlines for her department. Still, rather than modestly announce the good news and move on,…

The Best Comic Books Ever. For Sale.

This infamous comic from the 1940s is among the 11,000 Heritage Auction Galleries will begin selling in August. Ain’t gonna be cheap. This week, Unfair Park’s favorite across-the-street neighbor–and recent Dallas Observer cover story subject Heritage Auction Galleries–sold a $100 bill for $2.1 million (hell, I got a nickel I’ll…

Calatrava Bridge is Falling Down, Falling Down

At least one architect, in Houston, thinks the Calatrava bridge may be a no-go. That’d be a shame. No, really. A Houston-based architect who does some consulting for Houston mayor Bill White sends this missive, through good Friend of Unfair Park Lorlee Bartos, concerning the Calatrava Bridge cost overrun that…

Supreme Suspense

In the coming days, or hours, the Supreme Court will consider whether Tom DeLay’s a good map maker. As Tom DeLay morphs from Texas elected official to Virginia lobbyist, he leaves a threefold legacy: corruption, bitter partisanship and the Texas congressional district map adopted in 2003. While the first two…

Why is Wrong so Wright?

On Monday we mentioned how Nebraska’s congressional delegation was none too happy with the Wright Amendment agreement reached last week between Dallas mayor Laura Miller and her Fort Worth counterpart, Mike Moncrief. They weren’t delighted with the idea of waiting eight years for access to Love Field; something to do…