Ray Audette amuses his Far North Dallas neighbors. They laugh when they see Audette, a diet book author, tramp across the manicured lawns lugging fresh roadkill, usually squirrels. They know their neighbor is toting the furry accident victims back to his yard to feed his young red-tailed hawk. The hawk,…
We bought it for the prose For the past year, Buzz has chronicled the obsessive publicity-seeking of former Dallas Morning News plagiarist and world-class depressive Elizabeth Wurtzel as she desperately clung to the 15 minutes of fame that her fellate-and-tell book, Prozac Nation, generated. Well, Elizabeth’s popped up again, you…
Ryan Amacher, the former University of Texas at Arlington president who, with help from an interior designer imported from Arizona, spent more than $157,000 last year to remodel a presidential suite for himself, has fallen a long way. In March, Amacher moved from a spacious office in College Hall, noted…
Damn, life’s a funny ol’ female-dog, idn’t she? Here I am, back in Tucson, one of my favorite places in the U.S. of A., and also the place of one of my most bitter professional regrets. I did a man wrong here one time. I didn’t mean to, and it…
Dancin’ machine Thank you for your precious article about “Why Dallas can’t dance” [June 22]. As a former dancer and extra for Dallas Ballet and Dallas Opera, I agree that Ballet Dallas is a victim of its own mediocrity. It takes a courageous paper to stand up and say the…
Spilled ink: New book offers insights into life at Dallas’ Only Daily Can’t get enough of the Dallas Morning News from BeloWatch? Well, now there’s an entire book about the operations of Dallas’ Only Daily. It’s called Fresh Ink–Behind the Scenes at a Major Metropolitan Newspaper. As the cover illustration,…
You’d have to be living under a rock not to know that the Democratic Party–particularly in Texas–has big problems. From lowly constable positions to the highest elected office in the state, Democratic candidates took a drubbing in the last general election. Taking their cue from such successful political initiatives as…
It don’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing A Dallas-Fort Worth artists group found themselves in a Mexican standoff with censors at an Abilene art museum. Both sides lost. The director of Abilene’s Grace Museum and Cultural Center, Terence Keane, told members of WAVE, a visual artists’…
My, my, my. I know the fashion is for political folks to bash Hollywood these days, but if you’ll permit, I’d prefer to bash Washington for a bit. Sometimes this place strikes me as politically toxic. It’s practically radioactive, just pulsing out all this conflict and controversy and clawing down…
It was the dawn of a new day at Dallas City Hall. The city’s freshly minted, first African-American mayor–Ron “the-blame-game-is-over” Kirk–had finally slipped into the lead chair in the city’s council chambers. It was his first day actually running a council meeting–his first real opportunity to seize his electoral mandate…
Telling it like it is Thank you again to Laura Miller (no relation to me), who is truly the best investigative reporter in the Metroplex, for her article in the June 5 issue, “None of your business? Closed council sessions scorn open-meetings law.” The residents in District 12 (Max Wells’…
Canned classical music falls lifelessly amid the rows of empty red velvet seats of the Majestic Theatre. And as the curtain opens to reveal a stage set that looks like it was borrowed from a high school drama department, the applause is weak. As weak, some would say, as the…
It was 1986, and Tarrant County Judge Mike Moncrief wanted a keepsake–something by which he could remember his just-deceased grandfather, the legendary Texas wildcatter W.A. “Monty” Moncrief. W.A. “Tex” Moncrief Jr., Mike’s uncle and the executor of Monty’s estate, allowed Mike and his brother to go through some of the…
Call it that Deep Ellum entrepreneurial spirit, but some creative street people have seized a money-making opportunity that lies in city parking lots. Subsequently, some unsuspecting visitors to the city’s Left Bank have been more than a little put out upon returning to the lots to find their cars–and the…
An Irving artist and art instructor whose “penis painting” outraged Irving’s mayor took down the painting, but only after the show in which it was exhibited ended. Laray Polk, whose fight with Irving leaders was recounted in a May 25 Observer news story, decided not to remove from the Irving…
Kay is the NRA A few weeks back, millionaire Dallas Democrat Richard Fisher publicly challenged his old nemesis, Senator Kay Bailey Hutchison, to follow the lead of former President George Bush and resign her much-touted membership in the National Rifle Association. Neither Fisher nor Hutchison’s constituents ever got an answer…
On the phone from New York, Wick Allison wanted to offer kind words about the June issue of D magazine, the monthly he founded in 1974 and plans to return to next month as publisher and editor-in-chief. He wanted to be charitable because Chris Tucker, editor of the magazine, whom…
In praise of secrecy Stop the presses! The Morning News has published one of the most wrongheaded and dishonest editorials in the history of Dallas journalism–and believe BeloWatch, given the tenor of the News editorial page over the ages, that’s saying a lot. Headlined “Arena talks–Garcia’s response is out of…
Last February, Rick Finlan–taxpayer, voter, idealist–tried to go to a meeting about the proposed new sports arena. The early morning get-together was between select city officials and Dallas Mavericks owner Don Carter. It was being held in a conference room in Reunion Arena, and when Finlan walked in about 8:30…
Sifting deeper into the rubble of the 74th session here in Austin, one finds several nominees for Worst Bill of the Session beyond the previously nominated “takings” bill, also known as “property rights.” One law we need desperately is truth-in-bill-naming. One more piece of special-interest, greed-head legislation called the Something…
No justice, no peace The actions of Justice of the Peace Thomas Jones [Laura Miller columns, May 25, June 1, and June 8] seem to illustrate perfectly the saying, “Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely” (Sir Dalberg, 1834-1902). I think his arrogant disregard for justice may warrant…
Two and a half years ago, Sonya Kennedy moved from an apartment in North Dallas to a house with a huge backyard in Ferris, a town 20 miles south of Dallas. She made the move for one reason: to give her two dogs room to romp and roam. “They were…
