Lyndon Baty and the Robot That Saved Him

If he has his act together, Lyndon has already powered on in the copy room by the time the bell for first period rings, and has already begun the long, slow trek down the school’s single hallway, arriving at his first class, chemistry, before the tardy bell rings five minutes…

Optimus Prime is at Main Street Garden Right Now

We could report this one out and inform you that Optimus Prime’s cameo at Main Street Garden this afternoon was part of a promotion for Transformers Thirtysomething, but we’d rather just assume Downtown Dallas Inc. was rolling out the newest member of their downtown security patrol. Those pooping dogs over…