Atheists Wish Local Pastors A Happy Easter the Only Way They Know How

Last year around Easter-time, local conservative talking head and life-sized Cabbage Patch doll Ben Ferguson was upset with the Dallas Fort-Worth Coalition of Reason, our local band of godless heathen sodomites. He was unhappy that they’d chosen Easter for their newest ad campaign, the theme of which was “Our Families…

Mark Cuban Takes to Forbes to Remind Us That He, Too, Was Once Poor

You wouldn’t know it from glancing at his bank account, but Mark Cuban used to be poor. This isn’t exactly news. Cuban embodies the modern version of the peculiarly American up-by-the-bootstraps fairy tale, in which a hard-luck young person, through hard work and business savvy, transforms himself from struggling peon…

Major League Baseball’s Screwball Economics

Police in riot gear guard the dugouts, preparing for the worst with German shepherds at heel. This is Philadelphia in 1980, after all. It’s the top of the ninth. Two strikes. Two out. Bases loaded. Human rocket Willie Wilson of the Kansas City Royals hugs the plate, curiously dressed in…

Plan to Privatize Farmers Market Sails Through City Council

Last month, when the city finally released details about plans to privatize the Dallas Farmers Market in hopes of making it a going concern, it prompted celebration among the many who have been dismayed by the market’s stagnation and demise. The proposal calls for a number of improvements, the most…