I have nothing but ambiguity, confusion and darkness to offer you, Friends of Unfair Park, on the eve of tomorrow’s mayoral election. There are no certainties, only wild cards. Here are just a few:…
…we will be live-blogging the election, beginning, most likely, in the late morning, between voting and going to Home Depot to buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Matt Pulle will be at county election HQ around 7 p.m., when early results start coming in; Jim Schutze…
So, Jennifer Gale, who probably had to get a ride, showed to the final mayoral forum, but Don Hill, Ed Oakley and Max Wells couldn’t be bothered. That’s nice. More than two months ago, I attended a mayoral forum hosted by the Dallas Police Association and left thoroughly confused about…
Angela Hunt just sent to Mayor Laura Miller, Harlan Crow, Ron Kirk and other “blocker”-backers a missive in which she demands they get their mercenaries to back the eff up come Saturday, when Hunt’s Trinity Vote volunteers will be out gathering signatures for her anti-Trinity toll road petitions that call…
After the jump, we’re posting a phony “Sink the Petition! Save the Trinity!” campaign poster making the local Interwebs rounds this a.m. And, far as we know, Jim Schutze has nothing to do with it. Far as we know. –Robert Wilonsky…
The United Black Clergy, which bills itself as “a coalition of religious leaders, along with Southern Dallas business and civic leaders,” wants mayoral and city council candidates to know something: Their vote is not for sale. They will say as much at 1:30 this afternoon at St. Paul Missionary Baptist…
Listen, I don’t want to attack Max Wells too hard for his TV attack on Tom Leppert or his latest mailer, the front of which you see above. This is politics, not NBA playoff basketball. I understand that in the final days of a mayoral campaign, you’re going to distort…
This mailer, from Ed Oakley, has been making the rounds during the last couple of days; Mike Davis sent us his copy, but other politicos we’ve talked to the last couple of days have also been wondering what Oakley’s trying to say with this piece o’ campaign literature sent solely…
…despite our (and your) best efforts. But here’s the flyer, which some of you received last week and which I got at the house just yesterday. And speaking of mayoral-election mailers, we have a few forthcoming that are utterly fascinating, including one Ed Oakley mailed solely to southern Dallas voters…
Tonight you can go ask Ed Oakley about the 2,000 apartments he wants to tear down — to stop the crime, of course. A note to all our Friends concerned about the future of Deep Ellum (and the rest of Dallas, for that matter): You should attend tonight’s Dallas Mayoral…
Waco economist Ray Perryman We love Tom Korosec around here; he produced some mighty fine stories for the paper version of Unfair Park during his tenure here. But Tom’s now at the Houston Chronicle, where today he has a story about the “lackluster race for mayor” here, and while we…
On Saturday, the missus and I got the weirdest thing in the mail: a folded white sheet of paper sent first class, with the return address of what turns out to be a Mail Boxes Etc. in Casa Linda Plaza. It said it had come from something called “New Voices,”…
Well, we were going to link to Max Wells’ latest TV spot, in which some hired gun sits on his front-porch rocking chair while taking shots at Tom Leppert’s love for Hawaii and that $6.6 mil check Turner Construction had to write to the government. Only, the ad, which was…
That’s what an old rock-and-roll memorabilia-selling Friend of Unfair Park alleges over at his blog: I gathered signatures yesterday at one of the early voting poll locations. You should know that the opposition has hired “blockers” — many of whom were brought in from outside the Dallas area and/or state…
Did the mayoral election already happen? Because, all of the sudden, it seems like we’re deep in Trinity River mud, and it ain’t even May 12 yet. Unfair Park just received a press release from the Greater Dallas Chamber begging folks not to sign Angela Hunt’s Trinity Parkway petition. Indeed,…
On Friday — hey, only eight days before the election, what’s the rush? — Ed Oakley debuted his new TV spot, in which he promises to tear down “aging, rundown apartment complex[es] that have become a haven for crime.” Actually, Oakley doesn’t promise anything; he never says a word in…
We were gonna run a picture of John Cappello, till we read on his blog that it’s the media’s fault he’s gonna lose. So, instead, here’s Jennifer Gale. Nothing personal, John. If you’ve read my weekly rankings of the mayoral candidates, you know I go to great lengths to diminish…
Sorry, Jim, but Aaron “T-Bone” Walker got there first. I know, I know — you just can’t get enough of this Trinity River talk. It’s like porn for politicos, which was also my favorite post-Jane’s Addiction band. So, yeah, here’s some more — a press release from the Sam Coats…
This morning, “richardallenkent” posted to YouTube a few fond memories from the old Channel 11 morning show, Slam Bang Theater. This clip, in particular, seems somehow…oh, I dunno…relevant this morning. –Robert Wilonsky…
Tom Leppert’s got those scintillating ads that look more staged than the Mars landing (sorry, no Capricorn One fans in the room?). Gary Griffith’s still saying “cheese” in order to scare voters to the polls, and the other mayoral candidates, well, they’re not yet there with their TV spots –…
Angela Hunt has a radio date with the mayor this morning. Just a programming note: At 11 this morning, KRLD-AM (1080) will broadcast a live debate during which Mayor Laura Miller and city councilmember Angela Hunt will go at it over the Trinity River toll road referendum Hunt’s pushing for…
I thought this was a Saturday Night Live sketch, till I realized, nope, it’s just accidentally funny: On Friday, Tom Leppert posted to YouTube a handful of videos in which a few Regular Folks — by which I mean hand-picked lifelike Leppert supporters who might be reading off cue cards…
