One of our sports teams is super. The other one sucks. One team has validated hope, lifted spirits, bonded communities, dispensed goose bumps and reminded us how great sports can be. The other team has us eschewing common courteous greetings for “FML.” One team won nine games in October, pushing…
There was a time — 12 years ago, say — when I could have named each man in this photo by sight. Even, at the far right in the middle row, PR man Jerry Doggett, ex of WRR and, after his stint in Dallas, the longtime voice of the Brooklyn…
Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback ratings. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings — if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here — the…
OK, so now what? The Texas Rangers just produced their latest, greatest season. Tonight at 6 at Rangers Ballpark in Arlington we’ll toast the 2010 team one last time with not a victory parade, but more so a second-place appreciation party to be shown on Fox Sports Southwest and heard on…
On the other side are details for tomorrow’s Rangers Rally, scheduled for 6 p.m. outside the Ballpark in Arlington. Long story short: Chuck Greenberg, Nolan Ryan, Jon Daniels, Ron Washington and a few players will get together for an hour to remember the “magical” season that was. Because, see, that…
And what a ride it was … 10. After an generous incorrect no-call on a check swing, Michael Young blasts a three-run homer to center field on the next pitch as Texas races to a 5-0 lead in Game 2 of the ALDS en route to a 2-0 series lead in Tampa…
We now return to your regularly scheduled football season where … Oh, dear. If you saw this coming – the Dallas Cowboys at 1-6 – raise your hand. I’m impressed. I’ll also, of course, need proof. Some of us thought the Cowboys would play in Super Bowl XLV. Most of…
10. Not sure what manager Ron Washington was doing going to closer Neftali Feliz in the 8th inning of a game the Rangers trailed 3-1. If the Rangers had forced extra innings it would’ve been an interesting mix-‘n-match bullpen. Unfortunately, Texas’ bats were too feeble to even force a second-guess…
Hey, at least one of our teams won on Halloween. Prediction: Just three games into the season and Jason Kidd’s swish from inside the Clippers’ 3-point line will be the longest shot made in the NBA this season…
[jump] Tonight will be the first November game in Rangers’ history and also the game of the season in Arlington. Even if they win tonight, the Rangers must find a way to win two straight games at AT&T Park, where they are 0-11 all-time. And if the Rangers don’t score…
10. All you Tony Romo haters, how’d that feel? You wanted life without the so-called “celebrity golfer,” you got it. By the way Jon Kitna, perfectly thrown passes tipped into interceptions suck huh? 9. David Garrard is a very mediocre quarterback. The Cowboys made him look like Johnny Unitas. Garrard…
Win or lose, tonight’s the final home game of the 2010 Texas Rangers season. And, yes, even the die-hards must admit at this late date (November 1, itself a remarkable achievement) that the Rangers’ chances of winning the World Series look slim. But Rangers owner Chuck Greenberg, posting to his…
[jump] 5. I’ll ask it again: How the hell can baseball take itself seriously with such horribly incompetent umpiring? Not only was the Game 4 strike zone drastically different from Game 3 – shouldn’t it be universally consistent in every game? – first-base umpire Jeff Kellogg blew two plays. Not…
Just returned from a long night of trick-or-treating to find the Rangers down by two and this picture in my in-box, courtesy the friend of a friend who works for MLB Advanced Media in NYC. That, of course, is 7-year-old Liam Roybal of Keller with The Real Ron Washington in…
10. Yes metroplex, for the first time ever there will be baseball … in November. Regardless of Tommy Hunter in tonight’s Game 4, Game 5 will be Monday night, Novembrer 1, at Rangers Ballpark at 6:57. And oh, by the way Giants fans, you know where you can stick those…
So, we know who’s throwing out the ceremonial first pitches tomorrow and Sunday. Well, John Blake, Texas Rangers spokesman, just sent over the final list of scheduled performers for World Series Games Three and Four. No surprises on the list of “Star-Spangled Banner” performers: Kelly Clarkson tomorrow evening, followed by…
This just in from John Blake and Major League Baseball: Yet again, Nolan Ryan will toss out the first pitch at the Ballpark in Arlington for a post-season game, when, tomorrow evening, he takes the mound for Game Three of the World Series. (And, no, apparently he’s unavailable to work…
[jump] 5. My predictions aren’t always right, but I’ll guarantee this: My World Series pick – Rangers in 5 – will not come true. Book it. 4. Texas sniffed a couple scoring chances, but Nelson Cruz popped out – on a 92 mph-fastball right down the pipe – with runners…
Although I’ve long considered Matt Cain one of baseball’s most underrated hurlers, there’s no reason why C.J. Wilson can’t rebound from getting knocked around by the Yankees in Game Five of the American League Championship Series and tie up the World Series tonight. But no matter what happens against the…
Texas Rangers spokesman John Blake just sent word: For World Series Games Three and Four at the Ballpark in Arlington — oh, right, Game Five too, fingers crossed — the team’s done beefed up (heh) its sports menu. Also: The team’s added more places to buy beer in the park,…
And in further marijuana news …Below, a Friend of Unfair Park wonders if perhaps Newy’s new friends up on “Weed Rock” were to blame for the Rangers committing four errors last night: “Would this constitute fan interference if players were affected from inhaling second-hand smoke?” Not a bad question, turns…
Like the BCS, style points count. So do geeky, black-and-white stats such as touchdowns and quarterback ratings. Wins and losses? Definitely. Leadership? Uh-huh. When it comes to my weekly NFL Quarterback Rankings — if I had one of those little encircled R’s to signify a trademarked idea, it’d go here — the…
