Texas Rangers: Less Fireworks, More Fun?

And now, for two facts that have never ever gone together in the past: 1. The Texas Rangers are 10th in the American League (out of 14 teams) in home runs. 2. The Texas Rangers have a winning record. I know. Weird. When the Rangers beat the woeful Kansas City…

The Dallas Mavericks Lift Our Hopes Only To Break Our Hearts. Again.

In the maddening moments after yet another premature evacuation by the Dallas Mavericks, I know what you were thinking: Blow it up! Trade Dirk Nowitzki. Cut Jason Kidd. Fire Rick Carlisle. Ball-gag Bob Ortegel. Hang Mark Cuban. Change everything! I know, because I temporarily echoed those sentiments in the knee-jerk…

Dallas Mavericks: Where Do We Go Now?

I was really excited – re-invested, as it were – in the Dallas Mavericks and this year’s NBA Playoffs. The team was poised. The games are fun. The conversations about the games are entertaining. The city is empowered by the wins and somehow galvanized by the losses. But, alas, the…

GAME 6: Spurs 97, Mavs 87. My Top 10 Observations.

10. The Mavericks are now the only NBA team to lose in the first round of the playoffs as a No. 1 and No. 2 seed. Granted the four-time champion Spurs aren’t your pedestrian No. 7 seed, but it’s still an ugly epitaph to have etched on your tombstone. 9…

Tiger Woods Shoots 120. How Many For You?

Wilt Chamberlain infamously said he slept with 20,000 women. More recently, Winston Bennett claimed a rate of three girls per day. And now – according to the National Enquirer – Tiger Woods is said to have confessed to sleeping with 120 women during his five-year marriage to wife Elin. Once upon…

Hey Dez Bryant: Yo Momma Wears Army Boots!

Mike Ditka says someone ought to “whack him in the head.” National Football League Players Association Executive Director DeMaurice Smith says teams cannot have the free reign to bring personal insult during interviews. And, indeed, Miami Dolphins’ general manager Jeff Ireland has apologized for asking new Dallas Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant if…

Mavs-Spurs Game 6 Irrationally Optimistic Game 6 Preview

Dallas Mavericks’ guard Jason Terry is guaranteeing a victory in tonight’s Game 6 against the Spurs in San Antonio, which would force a dramatic Game 7 Saturday at American Airlines Center. “No question. We’re coming back,” Terry said. “We have to. It’s our mission. Our job is to go down…

Texas Rangers: It Could Be Worse?

You look at the Rangers’ 9-11 start through 20 games and mumble “meh”, same old Rangers. Right? But, believe it or not, this could be a lot worse. Consider: *Supposed ace Rich Harden is yet to make a quality start, issuing 18 walks in 17 innings. *Taylor Teagarden is 1 for…

GAME 5: Mavs 103, Spurs 81. My Top 10 Observations.

10. Welcome to the playoffs, Tuff Juice. Caron Butler set the tone last night at the raucous American Airlines Center. 35 points and 11 rebounds were nice. But it was his aggression – and 0 turnovers – that punched the Spurs in the face. 9. Game 6 is Thursday night…

Mavs-Spurs: Irrationally Optimistic Game 5 Preview

Thank you Jason Terry for acknowledging what a lot of us have been yelling out our TV screens the last two games: To play better, the Dallas Mavericks must play faster. Here’s hoping head coach Rick Carlisle and point guard Jason Kidd get the message. Before it’s too late. Down 3-1…

Grade The Cowboys’ Draft: A For Effort?

The good news: The Dallas Cowboys likely drafted the NFL’s Offensive Rookie of the Year and a linebacker who will signal the end of the Bobby Carpenter era. The bad news: The Dallas Cowboys still don’t have a play-making free safety or any depth along the offensive line. The Cowboys…

GAME 4: Spurs 92, Mavs 89. My Top 10 Observations

10. Spurs’ rookie DeJuan Blair is a beast. Sunday he had seven points and seven rebounds in 11 minutes and even placed an elbow in Dirk Nowitzki’s ear to bait him into a technical foul. Roddy Beaubois may grow into the Mavs’ point guard of the future, but some of…