Tortured by His Bat for a Decade, Texas Finally Signs Rangers-Killer Vladimir Guerrero
A Hatfield just befriended a McCoy. Dallas just hired Lee Harvey Oswald Jr. to promote tourism. The Mavericks just invited Charles Barkley to speak at their pep rally. And in the spirit of if-you-can’t-beat-’em-join-’em, the Texas Rangers just gave a contract, uniform and bat to longtime nemesis Vladimir Guerrero. “I’m…