Meatless Monday Is Harder Than I Thought

Ed. note: Along with our booze correspondent, food critic Scott Reitz is trying his mouth at going meatless on Mondays. They’ll occasionally relay their experiences. So far Scott sucks at it. It sounded soooooooo easy. Drop meat on Mondays — it’ll help save the world and shit. And it’s only…

What Does the Internet Say About the Health of Dallas’ Dining Scene?

Eric Asimov, the interim New York Times restaurant critic sandwiched between Sam Sifton and his permanent replacement Pete Wells, published a story last week about his short tenure as a critical diner. Asimov reviewed restaurants before becoming a full-time wine columnist in 2004. His column compared dining during his first…

Dallas Farmer’s Market: Cut it Off at the Roots

Here’s an idea. Nuke the Dallas Farmers Market. Seriously. Blow it up. Scrape it. Give the poor thing a decent burial, and then start from scratch. Look at it. Everything about it says, “Dead on Arrival.” Let’s get real. The homeless issue at the market is by no means the…

Why can’t Anglos Pronounce Spanish Words?

Dear Mexican: In my hometown of Playa Larga (Long Beach, California), natives refer to a major avenida, Junipero Avenue, as Juan-a-pear-o. There is no “Juan” in Junipero, but that’s how everyone in this town pronounces it. I even heard a former mayor pronounce it that way. Why do white Americans…

Up East Dallas Without a Paddle

Very mixed feelings about the city council briefing coming up this morning on proposed East Dallas storm-water projects. On the one hand, my paranoia is confirmed, which is always satisfying. On the other hand, there’s not much I can do about it. Yes, just as I thought, my house in…

Ilona Scheel Rocks Around the Loft in Fair Park

Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we get to know the people behind the scenes in Dallas/Fort Worth music. Ever look up at apartments above some of our local bars and wonder who the hell lives there? Meet Ilona Scheel, who resides just above Expo Park’s Amsterdam Bar. No, she’s…

Terrible Restaurant Websites, Tex-Mex Edition

The last time I paid some attention to poorly designed restaurant websites, I cited as the hallmarks of a terrible home page poorly chosen music played in a loop, excessive flash and clunky navigation, along with lack of applicable information. Making hours of operation, location, a basic understanding of the…

A Quick Kick at Rick, While He’s Still Around

I’m afraid Rick Perry will evaporate soon from the presidential coverage, and I won’t get to say my little piece about him. So just in case, here it is. Months ago I was asked by the company I work for to produce a piece about Perry’s so-called economic miracle in…

New Year’s Resolutions for Dallas Restaurants

New Year’s is pretty close. Time to take a good, hard look at our insides and decide what needs work, or at least what we think we can manage to work on effectively. I’ve got a few commitments I’ve made to myself involving exercise, giving up meat on Mondays and…

North Texas Bets Big on Pumping from Lake Texoma

At the beginning of the month, I had a column in the paper talking about a study saying the Dallas area is in much better shape than many of the nation’s big metropolitan areas in terms of water supply. Now it turns out we’re betting the farm and risking the…

Fearless Leader: Rubber Gloves’ Josh Baish

Welcome to Local Music ‘Mericans, where we get to know the people behind the scenes in Dallas/Fort Worth music. Josh Baish is the head honcho at Denton’s Rubber Gloves Rehearsal Studios, perhaps one of the most important venues in DFW’s music scene since opening in 1997. Baish owes its success…

Wanted: A Bar That Doesn’t Blow On New Years

There’s a slew of press releases in my inbox about New Year’s Eve menus from various local restaurants. I haven’t written about any of them for a simple reason: Dining out on New Years Eve is invariably terrible. It’s almost certainly No. 2 behind Valentine’s Day for the worst day…

In the Sorority Rape Case, Trying to Help Hits a Dead End

Here’s something scary. There’s a guy I have bumped into several times who looks like the artist’s rendering of the suspect in the sorority rapist case. I mean sort of. It’s not like, “Oh, look, it’s the guy!” But it could be. When I saw the picture in the paper…

A Christmas Gift Guide for the Mexi or Mexi-Curious in You Life

Dear Readers: In between your 15th tamale and sixth spiked cup of ponche, you’re going to have to buy regalos for Christmas or whatever pinche holiday you celebrate. OK, you don’t have to, but you should, to support all those great indie businesses suffering during this Great Recession. Behold, then,…

Bicycle Advocates Win a Game of Chicken

City Hall starts off last week giving one of its typical bureaucratic blow-offs to plans for bike lanes throughout the city. At a briefing before a city council committee, staff experts tell the council members that bike lanes would be hugely expensive. Sorta can’t be done. Big legal headache. Maybe…