Downtown Has a Great Future. Forget the Past.

Had an interesting chat a while back with Dallas City Council member Philip Kingston about downtown office vacancy rates. Hey! What? It’s what people like us talk about. Just be glad you didn’t get stuck between us on an airplane. It’s interesting. Really. According to the Dallas Business Journal, Dallas…

Leave ’em Laughing

Dear Readers: Since it’s the end of the year and the Mexican is on his 18th tamale (made by the mujeres in his family, of course), behold some letters from angry readers (and one fan), along with my answers. May your 2014 involve more cousins smuggled into los Estados Unidos…

The Source of Dallas’ HUD Problem

Not that you asked, but here’s what it’s like to be me. I’m walking my dogs, Penny and Dorothy, up and down alleys in East Dallas, and I’ve got my little cell phone ear-bug deal going so I can talk to people and keep my hands free for clean-ups. And…

Dallas States Its Case on Federal Racial Segregation Charges

We spoke last week about the way city staff is dealing behind the scenes with a recent accusation of racial segregation by the federal government. Maybe we should talk, too, about the way they’re dealing with it in court. Late last month the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development…

Everything I Need To Know I Learned From Loving Metal

Most people regard metal music as an anti-intellectual, chest-beating, noisy fit for cavemen. Despite this being 100 percent true, there are a few positive things that result from having an intense dedication toward one of the most juvenile forms of music out there. While listening to metal may still sentence…

What Books on Mexicans Should I Buy this Christmas?

Dear Readers: Behold your favorite Mexican’s annual Christmas gift guide, where I give shout-outs to some of my favorite books that deserve your money this holiday season! And for once, I won’t recommend my books — ¡Ask a Mexican!, Orange County: A Personal History and Taco USA: How Mexican Food…

South Dallas Needs Dale Davenport

Normally I don’t do this. I don’t suggest solutions. But in this case, I cannot resist. Last week I met with Mayor Mike Rawlings and his spokesperson, Sam Merten, to discuss an issue I had been writing about a lot — a car wash on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard…

Kanye West Songs as Stick Figure Illustrations: Quiz!

Editor’s Note: Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball whose recent exploits include Bun B’s Rapper Coloring and Activity Book. In his new column, he writes about his life and times. This game is very simple: Look at the pictures and guess what Kanye West song each one…

Why Doesn’t Our Band Have Any Fans?

Are you a musician? Is your group having issues? Ask Fan Landers! Critic Jessica Hopper has played in and managed bands, toured internationally, booked shows, produced records, worked as a publicist and is the author of The Girls’ Guide to Rocking, a how-to for teen ladies. She is here to…

Teachers Leaving DISD: How Do We Know When That’s a Bad Thing?

Odd little contretemps in recent weeks on the pages of our city’s only daily newspaper: On December 4, education writer Matt Haag had a story in the The Dallas Morning News under the headline, “Dallas ISD teachers left at high rate in Superintendent Mike Miles’ first year,” purporting to show…

Don’t Call Low-income Problems a Mexican Thing

Dear Mexican: You mocked and didn’t answer the legitimate questions raised in a letter to you a couple of weeks ago, from the guy who didn’t see a rosy future for a Mexican-led America. The writer correctly referred to serious problems in the Hispanic community, such as poor academic performance…

How City Hall Resegregated Dallas

Segregation. The word itself feels like a tough question on an American history exam. In the year 2013, how in the world could Dallas, the nation’s ninth largest city, have put itself in a picture most Americans probably associate with police dogs snarling at children in black and white newsreels…

How to Make a New Holiday Tradition at Jerry World

Sometimes a lack of tradition can be a tradition unto itself. I think there are people in my life who feel bad about that, but having no obligations during the holidays brings the same wild sense of freedom as having a vacation day while the rest of the world works…

Eminem’s “The Monster,” Ft. Rihanna: Why This Song Sucks

Editor’s Note: Shea Serrano is an award-winning music writer and goofball whose recent exploits include Bun B’s Rapper Coloring and Activity Book. In his new column, he writes about his life and times. Song: Eminem’s “The Monster,” featuring Rihanna History: Eminem did a freestyle battle. He went up against Papa…